PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mike Tyson (ranked 1132 p4p, 37 weight class) and Milktoast Diddlybottom (ranked 1345 p4p, 58 weight class). Tyson's entrance music is Mary had a little lamb. A fine choice. Diddlybottom has chosen Milquetoast as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Tyson
vs
Diddlybottom

184 cm
43
226 lbs
55 - 34 - 1

213 cm
31
283 lbs
14 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Urban Fighter
Pit Bull Development

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 55 - 34 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Mike Tyson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 12 - 0, fighting out of New York, Milktoast Diddlybottom!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Chris Downing and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Diddlybottom slips under a jab from Tyson.
Milktoast Diddlybottom seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tyson lands a nice shot that snaps Diddlybottom's head back.

It looks like Milktoast Diddlybottom has been cut.
A head kick misses from Diddlybottom.
Tyson appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Diddlybottom's coach down at School of Hard Knocks (12 Elite/$970) was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Diddlybottom's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Diddlybottom connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Tyson momentarily.
Diddlybottom throws a poor cross that misses
enabling Tyson to counter with a crisp jab.
Diddlybottom misses with a leg kick
and Tyson counters with a straight right hand.

Diddlybottom is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Tyson's half guard.

Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Diddlybottom wants to pass to mount but Tyson is defending the position.
Diddlybottom works his foot free and advances to mount.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Diddlybottom jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… Tyson is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by Tyson and Diddlybottom has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.
Diddlybottom tries to advance to mount but Tyson instead regains half guard.
Diddlybottom wants to take a breather but Tyson is having none of it.
Diddlybottom is pressing down on Tyson's thigh, looking to free his foot. Tyson is holding on for now.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Diddlybottom has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Diddlybottom throwing strikes here but Tyson is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Diddlybottom wants to take his opponent's back but instead Tyson manages to regain half guard.
Diddlybottom is looking for the mount but instead finds himself back in full guard.
Diddlybottom tries to free his leg and advance position but Tyson is retaining full guard.
Diddlybottom passes Tyson's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Diddlybottom is looking to pass Tyson's guard but actually Tyson recovers to full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Diddlybottom postures up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Diddlybottom pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Tyson is keeping the position for now.
Diddlybottom trying to control but Tyson is working from the bottom.
Tyson keeping full guard, as Diddlybottom tries to pass.
Diddlybottom wants to control from the top but Tyson keeps moving.
Diddlybottom pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Tyson is keeping the position for now.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Diddlybottom throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Diddlybottom tries to free his leg and advance position but Tyson is retaining full guard.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Diddlybottom shoots in but Tyson avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Diddlybottom lands with a cross.
Tyson checks a low kick from Diddlybottom.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Diddlybottom digs a good hook to Tyson's body.
Tyson takes a jab right on the kisser.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Milktoast Diddlybottom dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Milktoast Diddlybottom's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Tyson throws a looping overhand right but Diddlybottom ducks down to avoid it.
Diddlybottom throws a lazy uppercut
and Tyson counters with a nice leg kick.
Tyson looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Diddlybottom changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Diddlybottom ducks right into an uppercut from Tyson.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Diddlybottom lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Tyson has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Tyson and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Tyson on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Diddlybottom connects with a high kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diddlybottom misses with a right hand
and Tyson counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Diddlybottom throws a nice inside leg kick.
Diddlybottom lands a nice leg kick that just misses Tyson's sensitive parts.
Diddlybottom dives in for a single leg takedown but Tyson sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Diddlybottom ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Diddlybottom throws a sloppy head kick and Tyson moves out of range easily.
Tyson missing with a left hand there. Diddlybottom was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Tyson chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Diddlybottom can pounce on him.
Tyson throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Diddlybottom counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Diddlybottom shoots for a double leg takedown but Tyson sprawls well. He's pushed Diddlybottom's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Tyson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Tyson missing with a left hand there. Diddlybottom was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Diddlybottom connects with a crisp jab.
Diddlybottom has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Tyson lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.

That has opened up Milktoast Diddlybottom's cut even more.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A big left from Diddlybottom misses.
Tyson went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Tyson tries a head kick but it misses.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Tyson. Diddlybottom shrugs it off though.
Diddlybottom shoots in for a takedown but Tyson shows good takedown defense.
Mike Tyson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Milktoast Diddlybottom.
Tyson throws a body punch but Diddlybottom moves out of range.
Diddlybottom tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Diddlybottom staying out of range there.
Tyson looks to score with a jab to the body but Diddlybottom is just out of range.
Diddlybottom is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Tyson misses with a body kick.
Diddlybottom fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Tyson is out of range.
The fighters circling - Tyson throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Diddlybottom chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Tyson just misses with a punch to the body.
Diddlybottom tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Diddlybottom just misses with a punch to the body.
Diddlybottom feints and then cracks Tyson's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Tyson down.
Diddlybottom throws a leg kick that is checked
and Tyson counters with a nice uppercut.

Tyson cracks Diddlybottom with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Diddlybottom looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Tyson finish him?

Diddlybottom is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tyson throws a big shot that misses.
Tyson throws a jab but it's blocked by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom has a takedown stuffed.
A head kick by Diddlybottom misses
and Tyson makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Diddlybottom really felt that one!
Diddlybottom is breathing heavily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tyson throws a half hearted mid kick.
Tyson throws an overhand right that lands on Diddlybottom's shoulder, as Diddlybottom tries to avoid the shot.
Tyson throws the left hand but Diddlybottom avoids the punch easily.
Diddlybottom avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Diddlybottom uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Tyson.
Tyson throws a sloppy head kick and Diddlybottom moves out of range easily.
Tyson comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Tyson lands a nice leg kick that just misses Diddlybottom's sensitive parts.
Tyson looks to score with a jab to the body but Diddlybottom is just out of range.
Tyson connects with a body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mike Tyson dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Milktoast Diddlybottom's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

A low kick from Diddlybottom misses
and Diddlybottom takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Diddlybottom uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Tyson.
Diddlybottom is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Tyson avoids the head kick by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom misses with a leg kick
and Tyson counters with a perfectly timed head kick, knocking Diddlybottom out cold! Wow, that took some serious skill and not a little luck! Tyson is taking it in his stride though, strolling around like it's no big deal. What a guy.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Mike Tyson!
An out of breath Mike Tyson thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
The defeated Milktoast Diddlybottom had this to say: 'First I like too make good show for fans. I hope you like it, even though fight did not go my way. I am mad about the result, but I am also so happy to entertain all of you. Thank you. PDB4Life'.