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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Zorba The Dancing Buddha (ranked 1193 p4p, 191 weight class) and Trent Punchy (ranked 2857 p4p, 390 weight class). The Dancing Buddha kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Zorba Time. The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.
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209 lbs
21 - 17 - 0 |
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186 cm
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209 lbs
31 - 15 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
21 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Zorba The Dancing Buddha!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
31 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Trent Punchy!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Dillan Fox and Steve Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Punchy misses with an uppercut.
Punchy manages to get an easy takedown there - catching The Dancing Buddha on his heels. He'll look to pass The Dancing Buddha's guard now, I'm sure.
The Dancing Buddha pulls Punchy in close to prevent any damage.
The Dancing Buddha being controlled here, momentarily.
Punchy throws a big right hand that misses.
Punchy loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Dancing Buddha has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Punchy looking to sit in guard and control but The Dancing Buddha gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Dancing Buddha controlling from the top position.
Punchy looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
The Dancing Buddha is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Punchy controlling the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Punchy is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and The Dancing Buddha defends well.
Punchy has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. The Dancing Buddha is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Punchy.
Punchy can't do much from the bottom here.
The Dancing Buddha controlling the position from side mount.
Punchy is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A control attempt from Punchy but he's now mounted!
Punchy sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
Punchy tries to get to full guard but The Dancing Buddha has control of the leg.
Punchy actively working from the bottom here.
Punchy is concentrating on defense, preventing The Dancing Buddha from advancing position.
Punchy is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Ground and pound from The Dancing Buddha.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Dancing Buddha is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
The fighters are battling for position here. Punchy manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
The Dancing Buddha is pushing down on Punchy's leg trying to pass to half guard. Punchy is fighting to maintain full guard but The Dancing Buddha has managed to sneak the leg through.
Punchy tries to get to full guard but The Dancing Buddha has control of the leg.
Punchy looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Punchy actively working from the bottom here.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Punchy is looking for a sweep. The Dancing Buddha is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Zorba The Dancing Buddha will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Punchy misses with a straight left.
A counter left hand to the body from The Dancing Buddha misses its target.
Punchy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
The Dancing Buddha throwing a counter right hand but Punchy manages to avoid it.
Punchy dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A big left from The Dancing Buddha misses.
Punchy throws an overhand right that lands on The Dancing Buddha's shoulder, as The Dancing Buddha tries to avoid the shot.
The Dancing Buddha avoids a kick to the body.
The Dancing Buddha is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Punchy.
The Dancing Buddha misses with a double jab
enabling Punchy to counter with a crisp jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Punchy misses with an uppercut
and The Dancing Buddha counters with a straight right hand.
Punchy lands the left hand.
The Dancing Buddha rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Punchy counters with a nice double leg into side control. The Dancing Buddha won't be happy with that.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Punchy working away.
The Dancing Buddha tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Punchy wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Punchy misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Punchy working the ground and pound from side control.
Punchy looks up at the clock and then as The Dancing Buddha takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Punchy smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
The Dancing Buddha is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Punchy off and has taken his back!
The Dancing Buddha is looking to control Punchy but Punchy is wriggling around and keeping busy.
Punchy is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
Punchy keeps trying to improve his position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Punchy turns into The Dancing Buddha and is now in his guard.
Punchy is looking to work some ground and pound but The Dancing Buddha has wrist control.
Punchy with a nice head shot there.
Punchy preventing the sweep.
The Dancing Buddha has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Punchy has passed into side control.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The Dancing Buddha tries to bench press Punchy off him but Punchy keeps the position.
Punchy working the ground and pound but The Dancing Buddha is defending the strikes.
The Dancing Buddha tries to improve position but can't.
You can see the frustration on The Dancing Buddha's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Dancing Buddha tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Punchy wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
The Dancing Buddha sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Punchy controlling the action here.
Punchy thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed The Dancing Buddha's head.
The Dancing Buddha wants to improve his position but Punchy is controlling well.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Punchy not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Punchy thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed The Dancing Buddha's head.
Punchy landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Punchy has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Punchy wants to lay and pray for a moment but The Dancing Buddha keeps working.
The Dancing Buddha is trying to get back to full guard.
Punchy throwing shots but The Dancing Buddha is blocking nicely.
The Dancing Buddha tries to roll over but Punchy keeps him under control.
Punchy is working for a kimura but The Dancing Buddha is defending it quite comfortably.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Trent Punchy showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
The Dancing Buddha works over Punchy's head and body with a nice combination.
Punchy keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from The Dancing Buddha.
Punchy tries to move into range but The Dancing Buddha moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
The Dancing Buddha changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
The Dancing Buddha displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Punchy throws out the jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A shot to the liver by The Dancing Buddha. Beautiful body shot.
The Dancing Buddha looks to land a left hand but Punchy moved out of range nicely.
Punchy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
The Dancing Buddha closes the distance but Punchy moves to the side
and Punchy counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps The Dancing Buddha thinking.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Punchy slips under a jab from The Dancing Buddha.
The Dancing Buddha rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Punchy moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Punchy throws an off balance right hand
and The Dancing Buddha counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Punchy connects with a right hand. The Dancing Buddha shakes it off.
Punchy scores with a jab. The Dancing Buddha acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Punchy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by The Dancing Buddha.
Despite the aggression on Punchy's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Punchy misses the shot to the body.
Punchy falls off balance throwing a combination
letting The Dancing Buddha counter with a right hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Punchy lands a jab.
Punchy avoids the body shot from The Dancing Buddha.
Punchy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The Dancing Buddha is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
The Dancing Buddha fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Punchy looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
The Dancing Buddha throws a jab when Punchy was well out of range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Punchy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Punchy dives in and scores a takedown into The Dancing Buddha's guard.
The Dancing Buddha manages to wriggle out and sneak his way back up to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched up against the cage.
Punchy lands a left hand that snaps the head of The Dancing Buddha backwards.
Punchy's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Punchy lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Punchy paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
The Dancing Buddha misses with a straight right.
Punchy doesn't manage to clinch there - The Dancing Buddha circles away.
The Dancing Buddha cracks Punchy with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
The Dancing Buddha on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
The Dancing Buddha moves out of range as Punchy strikes.
Punchy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Punchy misses with a combination
letting The Dancing Buddha counter with a right hand.
The Dancing Buddha dips to his left and cracks Punchy with an uppercut!
Punchy throws a right hand that misses
and The Dancing Buddha connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Dancing Buddha waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Punchy.
A slow jab from Punchy misses its intended target.
Trent Punchy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Dancing Buddha connects with a solid leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sloppy strikes from Punchy. Those never looked like landing.
Zorba The Dancing Buddha is winning the standup battle so far.
Punchy displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as The Dancing Buddha throws out the jab.
Punchy misses with a right hand
and The Dancing Buddha counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Punchy throws a combination that misses
and The Dancing Buddha counters with a right hand to the body.
Punchy throws a combination but it was largely blocked by The Dancing Buddha.
A counter left hand to the body from The Dancing Buddha misses its target.
The Dancing Buddha tests Punchy's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Punchy connects with a looping right hand.
And that's the end of the fight!
Zorba The Dancing Buddha showed his dominance in that final round.
I think The Dancing Buddha has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 29:29
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 29:28
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Zorba The Dancing Buddha!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Zorba The Dancing Buddha made sure he mentioned HGH Nutrients Q160 Tycoons Best Quality supps, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
Trent Punchy was interviewed post fight and said 'Me Mum... she had it pretty hard ay. Lots of cock for cash.'.
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energy
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hype
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