PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight kickboxing rules bout between Bbbb Aaaa (ranked 18090 p4p, 664 weight class) and Chong Starbowski (ranked 5126 p4p, 469 weight class). Starbowski is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Traditional Thai Music . Bbbb Aaaa is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Aaaa
vs
Starbowski

179 cm
30
174 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

175 cm
23
183 lbs
8 - 9 - 0

Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Bbbb Aaaa!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Chong Starbowski!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, James Atkins and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Starbowski.
Aaaa throws a series of strikes that have Starbowski backpedaling.
Starbowski misses with a low kick.
Starbowski throws a jab when Aaaa was well out of range.
Aaaa moves to clinch but Starbowski breaks away
and Starbowski counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Aaaa thinking.
Starbowski throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Aaaa's head.
Starbowski checks a leg kick.
Starbowski lands a high kick!
Aaaa gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Starbowski tries a head kick but it misses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Aaaa lands a jab-cross combination.
Starbowski throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Aaaa tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Starbowski was well out of range. Poor timing from Aaaa.
Starbowski throws a head kick but Aaaa moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Aaaa misses with the combination.
Nice defenses there by Starbowski.
Aaaa attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Chong Starbowski is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Aaaa tries to clinch up
and Starbowski counters with a stiff right hand.
Starbowski blocks a leg kick.
Starbowski throws out a counter right but Aaaa avoids it with no problem.
Starbowski throws a lazy head kick
and Aaaa counters with a stiff right hand.
A head kick misses from Starbowski.
Starbowski tries to land a front kick but Aaaa steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Aaaa throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Starbowski.
Aaaa throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Aaaa cracks Starbowski with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Aaaa is looking to clinch.
Aaaa doesn't manage to clinch there - Starbowski circles away.
A little jabbing left from Starbowski on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Starbowski misses with a two punch combination.
Starbowski swats away the attempt to clinch by Aaaa.
Starbowski throws a series of punches but Aaaa avoids them all with ease.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Aaaa swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Starbowski misses with a double jab.
Starbowski swings for the body but Aaaa moves out of range.
Starbowski looks to clinch
and Aaaa counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Starbowski thinking.
Aaaa throws a body punch but Starbowski moves out of range.
A thudding body kick lands there by Starbowski!
Aaaa tries to clinch up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Chong Starbowski will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Starbowski swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Aaaa throws a leg kick
and Starbowski counters with a three punch combo that has Aaaa backing up. Aaaa nods at Starbowski to acknowledge the strikes.
Starbowski looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Starbowski ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Aaaa walks into a jab.

Aaaa pushes Starbowski up against the ropes in a clinch.

Starbowski breaks the clinch.
Starbowski misses with a combination
and Aaaa counters with a straight right hand.
Aaaa gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Aaaa rushes Starbowski and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.
Aaaa displaying some good clinch control by pressing Starbowski up against the ropes.
Aaaa tries a body shot but Starbowski blocks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Aaaa is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Aaaa blocks an uppercut.
Starbowski tries a body shot but Aaaa blocks it.

Starbowski manages to break the clinch.
A jab from Starbowski misses.
Starbowski misses with a body shot
and Aaaa counters with a nice uppercut.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Starbowski tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

Aaaa breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Starbowski throws a right hand that Aaaa ducks under and follows up with a left that Aaaa also avoids with ease.
Aaaa avoids the body shot from Starbowski.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Starbowski misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Aaaa quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Aaaa tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

Aaaa clinches up against the ropes.
Aaaa throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Starbowski.
Aaaa working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Aaaa doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Starbowski can't find room to land a body shot as Aaaa controls the action.
Aaaa missing with knees to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Starbowski's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Chong Starbowski seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Starbowski pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Aaaa back to the ropes. Starbowski follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Aaaa misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Starbowski misses with a few strikes there.
Starbowski lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chong Starbowski showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Aaaa clinches up with Starbowski and pushes him back against the ropes.
Aaaa blocking some punches.
Aaaa wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Starbowski tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Aaaa looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.

Starbowski manages to break the clinch.
Aaaa scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Aaaa on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Aaaa scores with a hook.
Aaaa throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Aaaa tries to clinch up
and Starbowski counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Aaaa takes one to the chin there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Starbowski throws a series of punches but Aaaa avoids them all with ease.
As Starbowski looks to move away, Aaaa throws a big counter combo but Starbowski just gets out of the way.
Starbowski digs a good hook to Aaaa's body.
Starbowski has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Aaaa on the wrong end of a nice jab.

Aaaa is rocked!
Starbowski digs a good hook to Aaaa's body.
Starbowski throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Aaaa feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Starbowski circles away from the clinch attempt.
Starbowski keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Starbowski staggers Aaaa with a jab and knocks him down with a follow up straight! Aaaa looks in trouble, will he beat the count?! The count has reached 5 and he's only back to 1 knee - it's going to be close! 6,7,8 - he's up! No! He's back down again! 9...10 - he's can't beat the count and Starbowski is victorious!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:37 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Chong Starbowski!
After the big win, Chong Starbowski made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Real Men Supplements and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.