PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Four Loko (ranked 2694 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zapi Zap (ranked 5147 p4p, 0 weight class). Loko's entrance music is marry yourdaughter. A fine choice. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Zapi Zap was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Loko
vs
Zap

185 cm
49
170 lbs
53 - 37 - 0

172 cm
23
170 lbs
8 - 10 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 53 - 37 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Four Loko!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Zapi Zap!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Loko lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Four Loko seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice body kick from Loko.
Zap is looking to clinch but Loko is avoiding it.
Loko misses with a kick to the body.

Zap instigates a clinch.

Loko breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Zap wants to clinch up but Loko keeps it at a distance.
Loko circles away from the clinch attempt.
Loko swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Loko lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Zap fails with an attempt to clinch.
Zap shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Loko but Loko pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Zap looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Loko scores with a push kick.
Loko lands with a slapping head kick.

It looks like Zapi Zap has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Loko staying out of range there.
Loko misses with a head kick.
A little jabbing left from Zap on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Loko works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.

Zap is rocked!
Loko drops Zap with a huge uppercut! Zap drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Loko is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Four Loko!
An out of breath Four Loko thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.