PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Voli Bear (ranked 3939 p4p, 334 weight class) and Piss Moan (ranked 3539 p4p, 308 weight class). Voli Bear is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Bear
vs
Moan

198 cm
19
265 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

207 cm
19
285 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Voli Bear!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Piss Moan!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Gwen Towbar and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bear looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Moan is fending him off so far but Bear persists. Nope, Moan circles away and we're back to standing.
Moan looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Moan on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Bear misses with a right hand

and Moan counters with a crisp right hand that drops Bear! Moan lets Bear back up to his feet, looking for a finish!

Bear is rocked!

It looks like Voli Bear has been cut.
Bear misses with a lunging right hand
and Moan counters with a huge overhand right that connects right on the temple, sending him crumpling, face first to the floor! This one is all over! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Piss Moan!
A relieved looking Piss Moan thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.