PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Lazy Bastard (ranked 3245 p4p, 338 weight class) and Andy Bogard (ranked 2172 p4p, 239 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Bastard
vs
Bogard

190 cm
22
162 lbs
15 - 9 - 1

171 cm
23
150 lbs
10 - 9 - 1

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lazy Bastard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Andy Bogard!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bastard takes a swing at Bogard's ribcage but misses.
Bastard fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Bogard misses with an attempted mid kick.
Bogard scores with a kick to the body.
Bastard lands a lovely overhand right.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Bogard.
Bogard bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bastard scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Bogard doesn't seem bothered though.
Bastard keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bastard scores with a hook to the body. Bogard takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Bastard throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bogard throws a sloppy head kick
and Bastard counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Bogard thinking.
Bastard uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bogard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bastard throws a body shot but no joy.
Bogard now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Bastard misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Bastard with a nice cross.
No joy there for Bastard, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Bastard takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bogard misses with a head kick.
Bastard misses the jab.
Bogard fails to land the takedown.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bastard. Bogard does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bogard moves out of range of the strikes.
Bogard throws a body shot but no joy.
Lazy Bastard is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bastard throws a right hand that misses
and Bogard counters with a low kick, right behind Bastard 's knee.
Bogard has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Bogard there as he acknowledges the shot.
Nice uppercut there from Bastard.
Bogard blocks a jab.
Bastard swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Bastard bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.

Bogard is rocked!

Bastard drops Bogard with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Bogard looks back up at him and smiles so Bastard waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Bogard is still on wobbly legs! Can Bastard finish him?
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bastard slips a straight right by Bogard.
No joy there for Bastard, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Bastard has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Rabid Dog in the buildup to the fight.
Bogard looks to land a left hand but Bastard moved out of range nicely.
BOOM! Bastard lands a beautiful left hook that drops Bogard. Bogard tries to recover but Bastard is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Bogard lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lazy Bastard!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Lazy Bastard made sure he mentioned Riner Clothing and Laundry (85%), along with how happy he was to win his fight.