PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Dick Cheese (ranked 21226 p4p, 249 weight class) and Baraka Simengwa (ranked 8081 p4p, 125 weight class). Simengwa is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Afande Sele feat Ditto - Darubini kali. Dick Cheese has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Cheese
vs
Simengwa

210 cm
25
275 lbs
15 - 6 - 0

185 cm
43
195 lbs
28 - 36 - 0

World class boxer
Cardio machine

Decent boxing
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Dick Cheese!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 36 - 0, fighting out of London, Baraka Simengwa!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, Colin Fotheringham and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cheese lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.

It looks like Baraka Simengwa has been cut.
Simengwa misses with a looping left.

Cheese forces Simengwa back against the ropes and clinches.
Cheese misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cheese lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Simengwa avoiding damage as Cheese throws knees to the body.
Cheese working Simengwa over with knees to the body.
Cheese misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cheese digs a right hand into Simengwa's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Simengwa's gas tank.
Cheese cracks Simengwa with a big uppercut, right up the middle and Simengwa goes down! Oh, he's hurt! He's bigtime hurt! The referee is giving him a chance to get back to his feet - 4,5,6,7, no, he's called it off! Simengwa wasn't going to make it and the fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Dick Cheese!
After winning the bout, Dick Cheese thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.