PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Obelix De Gaul (ranked 392 p4p, 15 weight class) and Colin McLauhglin (ranked 936 p4p, 46 weight class). De Gaul's entrance music is Asterix and Obelix. A fine choice. McLauhglin comes into a darkened arena with his song building. What the hell are you waiting for kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

De Gaul
vs
McLauhglin

193 cm
36
261 lbs
31 - 19 - 0

195 cm
31
272 lbs
20 - 9 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 31 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Obelix De Gaul!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Colin McLauhglin!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Colin Fotheringham and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
De Gaul tests McLauhglin's chin there with a solid looking shot.
De Gaul tries to close the distance and clinch up but McLauhglin swats him away and circles back towards the center.
De Gaul moves out of range as McLauhglin throws a body kick.
McLauhglin ducks right into an uppercut from De Gaul.
McLauhglin thows a leg kick but De Gaul checks it
and De Gaul counters with a body kick.
McLauhglin doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
De Gaul slips under a jab.
De Gaul fires out a quick counter leg kick but McLauhglin just manages to avoid it.
De Gaul misses with a shot to the body
and McLauhglin counters with a nice body kick.
De Gaul lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
De Gaul scores with a kick to the body.
De Gaul connects with a jab.
Obelix De Gaul seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
This has been an exciting period of action!
De Gaul misses with a head kick.
And McLauhglin tries to counter it with a takedown but De Gaul pushes his down on his head and steps out.
De Gaul misses with a body shot.
A countering left hand to the body from McLauhglin misses.
McLauhglin looks to land a combination but De Gaul avoids it well.
De Gaul slips a straight right by McLauhglin.
De Gaul moves into range and connects with a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
De Gaul pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
De Gaul goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
De Gaul takes a swing at McLauhglin's ribcage but misses.
De Gaul lands a nice leg kick that just misses McLauhglin's sensitive parts.
McLauhglin looks to land a left hand but De Gaul moved out of range nicely.
McLauhglin throws a series of punches but De Gaul avoids them all with ease.
McLauhglin throws an overhand right that lands on De Gaul's shoulder, as De Gaul tries to avoid the shot.
McLauhglin throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
McLauhglin throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
De Gaul keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
De Gaul tries to move into range but McLauhglin moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
De Gaul cracks a nice hook into McLauhglin's ribs.
De Gaul fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
De Gaul defends well against a solid takedown attempt from McLauhglin.
De Gaul pushes McLauhglin away with a front kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
De Gaul misses with a jab to the body
and McLauhglin counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
De Gaul throws a body kick that misses.
McLauhglin steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from De Gaul. That one must have hurt.

De Gaul moves into range and clinches up with McLauhglin.
A head punch on the inside from De Gaul fails to land.
De Gaul goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
McLauhglin tries to throw a body punch but De Gaul avoids it by throwing McLauhglin back against the cage.
De Gaul lands on the inside with an uppercut.
De Gaul lands a shoulder strike.
De Gaul blocks an elbow strike.
McLauhglin is looking to break free of the clinch but De Gaul has double underhooks.
De Gaul is leaning against McLauhglin and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
McLauhglin looks winded!
De Gaul lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
De Gaul lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
De Gaul lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of McLauhglin backwards.
De Gaul lands a left hand that snaps the head of McLauhglin backwards.

McLauhglin manages to break the clinch.
De Gaul lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McLauhglin has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from De Gaul.
McLauhglin walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
De Gaul throws a nice inside leg kick.
McLauhglin takes a kick to the side of the head.
De Gaul ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McLauhglin moves away.
A slapping leg kick lands for McLauhglin.
De Gaul dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
McLauhglin on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
De Gaul scores with a jab to the head.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from De Gaul.
McLauhglin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
De Gaul went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
McLauhglin has his takedown stuffed
and De Gaul counters with a stiff right hand.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
De Gaul lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Obelix De Gaul is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from De Gaul. McLauhglin does a little dance to reset his feet.
A little jabbing left from McLauhglin on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
De Gaul scores with a shot to the body.
De Gaul misses with a body shot.
De Gaul throws a nice head kick!
De Gaul tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
McLauhglin follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
De Gaul connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
McLauhglin throws a jab but it's blocked by De Gaul.
McLauhglin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Nice body kick from De Gaul.
The fighters circle momentarily. De Gaul darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
De Gaul falls off balance throwing a combination
and McLauhglin counters with a lovely straight right hand!
McLauhglin blocks a jab.
De Gaul scores with a jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Obelix De Gaul dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Nice sprawl there from De Gaul as McLauhglin shoots in.
De Gaul is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that McLauhglin can do to turn this around?
McLauhglin shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and De Gaul counters with a nice uppercut.
McLauhglin rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and De Gaul counters with a nice uppercut.
The crowd cheers as De Gaul lands an impressive looking overhand right. McLauhglin doesn't seem phased though.
De Gaul scores with a kick to the midsection.
De Gaul feints a jab promting McLauhglin to slip. De Gaul then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. McLauhglin slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
De Gaul tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McLauhglin was well out of range. Poor timing from De Gaul.
De Gaul throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Decent striking displayed by De Gaul there.
De Gaul moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
De Gaul throws a leg kick which misses McLauhglin's front leg but catches the back leg as McLauhglin tries to avoid it.
McLauhglin swings widly with a right hand
and De Gaul counters with a body kick.
McLauhglin is breathing heavily.

De Gaul closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
De Gaul misses with a punch to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
De Gaul scores with a shot to the side of McLauhglin's head.
De Gaul lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
De Gaul prevents a body shot from McLauhglin.
McLauhglin tried to land a shot to the body but connects with De Gaul's elbow.
De Gaul tries a body shot but McLauhglin blocks it.
McLauhglin has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from De Gaul.
McLauhglin trying to land knees to the body.
De Gaul lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of McLauhglin backwards.
Nice body punch from De Gaul.
De Gaul doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
McLauhglin is trying to break the clinch but De Gaul is controlling him.
De Gaul lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
De Gaul lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Nice body punch from De Gaul.
De Gaul makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
De Gaul lands a body punch.
De Gaul misses with a hook to the ribs.
De Gaul pushes McLauhglin back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
De Gaul lands with a short head shot on the inside.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A shot in the inside from De Gaul.
De Gaul lands with a right to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
De Gaul doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
De Gaul tries to work over McLauhglin's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
De Gaul scores with an uppercut up the middle.
De Gaul digs a right hand into McLauhglin's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on McLauhglin's gas tank.
De Gaul scores with a shoulder strike.
De Gaul lands a shoulder strike.
De Gaul lands a nice uppercut.
De Gaul lands a hook to the side of the head.
A right handed body shot lands from De Gaul.
De Gaul working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
De Gaul misses with a shot to the kidneys.

De Gaul pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
A kick lands to the mid section there for De Gaul.
De Gaul throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
A good leg kick by De Gaul.
Nice jab there from De Gaul.
De Gaul works over McLauhglin's head and body with a nice combination.
McLauhglin gets cracked there but stands up to it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
De Gaul stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
De Gaul thuds a left hand into McLauhglin's body.
McLauhglin throws a big shot that misses.
A slapping body kick lands there for De Gaul.

De Gaul clinches up against the cage.
De Gaul scores with a shot to the side of McLauhglin's head.
De Gaul lands with a short punch from the clinch.
McLauhglin wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
McLauhglin working aggressively here.
De Gaul blocks a body shot from McLauhglin.
De Gaul blocks a body shot from McLauhglin.
A short body shot lands from De Gaul as the two fighters clinch.
Obelix De Gaul has scored more points in the clinch so far.
De Gaul working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A quick uppercut on the inside from De Gaul.
De Gaul lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt McLauhglin or not.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
De Gaul lands an uppercut.
Nice body punch from De Gaul.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
De Gaul lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt McLauhglin or not.
De Gaul lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt McLauhglin or not.
De Gaul lands a body punch.
De Gaul lands with a right to the head.
Still in the clinch, De Gaul scores with a nice short uppercut.
Still in the clinch, De Gaul scores with a nice short uppercut.
De Gaul throws a blind hook that connects with the side of McLauhglins head.

McLauhglin is rocked!
De Gaul misses with a shot to the kidneys.
McLauhglin misses with a body punch.
McLauhglin working aggressively here.
McLauhglin wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but De Gaul has him pressed against the cage.
McLauhglin lands an elbow just above De Gaul 's eye.
McLauhglin is trying to break the clinch but De Gaul is controlling him.
McLauhglin creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
De Gaul struggles to land a body shot inside as McLauhglin controls his hands.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
De Gaul lands with a short shot to the head.
A hook to the body from De Gaul.
De Gaul pushes McLauhglin back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A left hand lands to the body for De Gaul.
A body shot lands from De Gaul.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Obelix De Gaul dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! And we move into the final round!

A big right followed by a crushing left from De Gaul knocks McLauhglin out cold! Ouch - that one's going to be featured in highlight reels for years to come!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Obelix De Gaul!
A relieved looking Obelix De Gaul thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.