PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Orc Mismash (ranked 4200 p4p, 346 weight class) and Jake Woods (ranked 3717 p4p, 319 weight class). Mismash comes to the cage accompanied by Level 90 Elite Tauren Chieftain - Power of the Horde. Jake Woods is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Mismash
vs
Woods

225 cm
21
272 lbs
5 - 5 - 0

195 cm
20
270 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Orc Mismash!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jake Woods!
The judges for this bout are Darius Henderson, Donatello Bradman and Ben Hemmingworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Woods throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.

It looks like Orc Mismash has been cut.
Woods has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Woods takes a swing at Mismash's ribcage but misses.
Mismash takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Woods throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Woods will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Mismash seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Woods digs a good hook to Mismash's body.
Mismash really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Woods stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Woods wants it to stay on the feet.
A looping hook to the body misses from Woods. Mismash does a little dance to reset his feet.

Woods lands a left and a right that send Mismash crashing to the mat, dazed. Woods thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mismash tries for a takedown but Woods circles away easily
and Woods cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Mismash has been working on his boxing with his coaches at VEGAS Top Team [$699/week] in the buildup to the fight.
Woods scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Mismash keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Woods.
As Woods looks to move away, Mismash throws a big counter combo but Woods just gets out of the way.
Jake Woods is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Woods misses the jab.
Mismash seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Woods throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Mismash takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Mismash dodges the punch combination from Woods.
Mismash went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Mismash fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Woods avoids it really well and circles away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Orc Mismash. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Woods throws a nice looking combination but Mismash bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Mismash seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Mismash throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Woods's waist but Woods gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Mismash off to one side.
Woods lands a jab to the nose.
Woods jabs Mismash to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Woods lands with a right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Woods swings for the body but Mismash moves out of range.

Woods drops Mismash with a beautiful combination! Mismash stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Woods is looking for the KO!

Mismash is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Woods fakes the body blow, causing Mismash to drop his hands! Left hook to the temple! Mismash goes stiff, and falls face first into the mat. Goodnight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jake Woods!
Jake Woods decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.