PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rey Roy Roy (ranked 5881 p4p, 0 weight class) and Slapped Silly (ranked 3586 p4p, 0 weight class). Slapped Silly is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Roy Roy
vs
Silly

187 cm
18
220 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

177 cm
25
217 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Rey Roy Roy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Slapped Silly!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Sam Margolis and Phil Schofield.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Roy Roy defending well as Silly loads up on a big left hand.
Roy Roy tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Silly manages to circle out of the way.
Silly throws a lazy uppercut
and Roy Roy counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Silly misses with a right hand
enabling Roy Roy to counter with a crisp jab.
Silly scores with the left hand. Roy Roy knows he should have avoided that one.

It looks like Rey Roy Roy has been cut.
Slapped Silly seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Silly misses with a body shot.
Roy Roy staying out of range there.
An attempted straight right counter from Roy Roy misses the target.
Silly misses with a hook
and Roy Roy counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Silly throws the left hand but Roy Roy avoids the punch easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Silly throws a hook but Roy Roy avoids it easily.
Roy Roy moves out of range of the strikes.
Roy Roy has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Lucky Liam's MMA Academy in the buildup to the fight.
Roy Roy lands with an uppercut that bounces Silly off the cage and back into range.
Silly throws the left hand but Roy Roy avoids the punch easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Silly!
Silly throws a right hand that Roy Roy ducks under and follows up with a left that Roy Roy also avoids with ease.
Roy Roy uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Silly.
Silly misses with a left hand
and Roy Roy connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Silly lands a body shot.
The fighters circling - Silly throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Roy Roy ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Roy Roy seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Roy Roy throws a shot from downtown. Silly moves away and avoids it.
A big left from Silly misses.
Silly misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Roy Roy throwing a counter right hand but Silly manages to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Silly misses with a jab to the body
and Roy Roy counters with a nice uppercut.
Roy Roy moves out of range of the strikes.
A jab from Silly does it's job there.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Silly tries to move into range but Roy Roy moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Silly throws a shot from downtown. Roy Roy moves away and avoids it.
Roy Roy swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Silly lands with a straight right. Roy Roy didn't see that one coming.
Silly lands the left hand.
Silly throws a jab but it's blocked by Roy Roy.
Roy Roy wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.

Roy Roy closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Silly goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

Silly breaks the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Silly throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Silly throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Silly misses the jab.
An attempted straight right counter from Roy Roy misses the target.
Nice shot lands for Silly.
A big right from Silly misses.
Roy Roy throwing a counter right hand but Silly manages to avoid it.
Roy Roy slips under a jab.
Roy Roy ducks under a wild hook from Silly.
Silly waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Roy Roy.
The crowd cheers as Roy Roy lands an impressive looking overhand right. Silly doesn't seem phased though.
Silly misses with a body shot.
Roy Roy is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Silly throws an overhand right that lands on Roy Roy's shoulder, as Roy Roy tries to avoid the shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Roy Roy moves out of range as Silly strikes.
Silly misses with a hook
and Roy Roy counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Silly misses with a wild body shot.
Roy Roy tries to counter by clinching up but Silly breaks away and moves out of range.
A jab from Silly misses.

Roy Roy moves into the clinch successfully.
Roy Roy digs a right hand into Silly's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Silly's gas tank.
Roy Roy lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Silly is trying to force a seperation but Roy Roy has the dominant position.
Roy Roy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Roy Roy lands a nice uppercut.
Roy Roy lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Silly lands with a left to the head.
Roy Roy lands with a short head shot on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Slapped Silly dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Rey Roy Roy's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Silly throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Silly looks to land a left hand but Roy Roy moved out of range nicely.
Silly falls off balance throwing a combination
and Silly takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Roy Roy tries to clinch but Silly moves away
and Silly counters with a nice body shot.
Silly misses with an uppercut.
Silly throws a shot from downtown. Roy Roy moves away and avoids it.
Roy Roy tries to counter by clinching up but Silly breaks away and moves out of range.
Silly connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Roy Roy momentarily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Roy Roy ducks under a wild hook from Silly.
Silly throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Roy Roy uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Silly.
An attempted straight right counter from Roy Roy misses the target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Silly misses the shot to the body.

Roy Roy clinches up with Silly and pushes him back against the cage.
Silly wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Roy Roy has him pressed against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Silly.
Silly swings wildly with an uppercut but Roy Roy uses good head movement to avoid it.
Silly swings wildly with an uppercut but Roy Roy uses good head movement to avoid it.
Silly throws a punch but it's blocked by Roy Roy.
Silly blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Silly throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Silly fails to land.
Roy Roy has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Roy Roy softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Silly's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Silly wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Roy Roy has him pressed against the cage.
Rey Roy Roy has scored more points in the clinch so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Roy Roy blocks an uppercut.
Silly throws a punch but it's blocked by Roy Roy.
Silly tries a body shot but Roy Roy blocks it.
Silly has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Still in the clinch, Roy Roy scores with a nice short uppercut.
Roy Roy blocks an uppercut.
Roy Roy lands with a right to the head.
Silly prevents a body shot from Roy Roy.
Silly throws a head punch that misses.

Silly breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A telegraphed right hand from Silly misses the target.
Roy Roy throwing a counter right hand but Silly manages to avoid it.
Silly takes one on the button.

Roy Roy gets a clinch.
Silly misses with a punch on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Roy Roy creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Roy Roy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Silly goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Silly lands a body shot.
Silly lands a right hand that snaps the head of Roy Roy backwards.

Silly breaks the clinch.
Roy Roy cracks Silly with a right hand to the side of the head.
Silly misses with a hook.
Silly lands a jab to Roy Roy's midsection.
Silly misses with a lunging right hand
and Roy Roy counters with a straight right hand.
Silly is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Silly looks to land a right hand but Roy Roy moved out of range.
Silly misses with a looping left.
Silly misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Slapped Silly seems to be getting the better of the standup.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Roy Roy slips a jab from Silly.
As Silly tries to get set, Roy Roy tries to push him back and clinch up but Silly manages to avoid the attempt.
Silly rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Roy Roy counters with a nice uppercut.
Roy Roy ducks under a wild hook from Silly.
It looked like Roy Roy wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Silly misses with an uppercut.
An attempted straight right counter from Roy Roy misses the target.
Silly looks to land a combination but Roy Roy avoids it well.
Roy Roy is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Silly.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Silly throws a jab but it's blocked by Roy Roy.
Silly jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Roy Roy swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Silly throws a hook but Roy Roy avoids it easily.
Silly swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Roy Roy counters with a stiff right hand.
Silly rushes in with a sloppy looking punch

and Roy Roy moves into the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Slapped Silly will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Rey Roy Roy's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Silly takes a swing at Roy Roy's ribcage but misses.
Silly looks to throw the jab but Roy Roy is out of range.
Silly throws a hook but Roy Roy avoids it easily.
Silly swings widly with a right hand
letting Roy Roy counter with a right hand.
Silly misses with a hook

and Roy Roy counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Roy Roy.
Silly swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Roy Roy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Roy Roy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Silly tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Roy Roy misses with some punches.

Silly's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Silly throws a hook to the side of Roy Roy's head but Roy Roy sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Silly throws a shot from downtown. Roy Roy moves away and avoids it.
Roy Roy throwing a counter right hand but Silly manages to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Silly tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Roy Roy was well out of range. Poor timing from Silly.
Silly throws a big shot that misses.

Roy Roy has Silly up against the cage in a clinch.
A short right from Roy Roy.
Silly swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Roy Roy keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Silly's efforts to push away.
Roy Roy blocking some punches.
Roy Roy working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Silly tries a body shot but Roy Roy blocks it.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Silly.
Roy Roy misses with a punch to the body.
A nice left hand lands by Silly.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Silly misses with the head strike.
A head punch on the inside from Silly fails to land.
Silly swings wildly with an uppercut but Roy Roy uses good head movement to avoid it.

Silly breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
No joy there for Silly, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Roy Roy scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A big left from Silly misses.
Roy Roy on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Silly misses with a double jab.
Silly swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Roy Roy slips a straight right by Silly.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Silly throws a shot from downtown. Roy Roy moves away and avoids it.
It looked like Roy Roy wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Silly throws a shot from downtown. Roy Roy moves away and avoids it.
Roy Roy throwing a counter right hand but Silly manages to avoid it.
Silly throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Roy Roy sees it coming and avoids it easily.
As Silly tries to get set, Roy Roy tries to push him back and clinch up but Silly manages to avoid the attempt.
Silly throws an overhand right that lands on Roy Roy's shoulder, as Roy Roy tries to avoid the shot.
Silly throws a poor cross that misses

and Roy Roy moves into the clinch.
Slapped Silly is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Roy Roy lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Roy Roy tries to throw a body punch but Silly avoids it by throwing Roy Roy back against the cage.
Silly blocks a punch to the side of the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Roy Roy misses with a punch on the inside.
Silly blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Roy Roy misses with a short punch on the inside.
Roy Roy lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Roy Roy fails to land.
Silly working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Rey Roy Roy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Silly blocks an uppercut.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Slapped Silly.
I've got Silly winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 27:30
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 27:30
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Slapped Silly!
In his post fight interview, Slapped Silly started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.