PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Obelix De Gaul (ranked 299 p4p, 13 weight class) and Lucifer Satan (ranked 482 p4p, 25 weight class). De Gaul comes to the cage accompanied by Asterix and Obelix. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

De Gaul
vs
Satan

193 cm
37
261 lbs
32 - 19 - 0

200 cm
36
288 lbs
28 - 15 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 32 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Obelix De Gaul!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 15 - 0, fighting out of New York, Lucifer Satan!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Andrew Berry and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice uppercut lands for De Gaul. That snapped Satan's head back.
De Gaul has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
De Gaul uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Satan.
Satan throws a sloppy body shot
and De Gaul counters with a nice leg kick.
Satan swings and misses with a hook to the body.
De Gaul connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
De Gaul throws a head kick that Satan semi-blocks.
De Gaul with a body punch. A glancing blow.
De Gaul cracks Satan with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
De Gaul misses the shot to the body.
Satan avoids the head kick by De Gaul.
De Gaul swings away with a body shot that misses
and Satan counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Satan tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
De Gaul thumps Satan with a low kick.
De Gaul slips under a jab from Satan.
Satan jabbing away but nothing is landing.
De Gaul throws a body shot but no joy.
Satan checks a leg kick.
Satan throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Satan throws a lazy uppercut
and De Gaul counters with an inside leg kick.
De Gaul misses with a lunging right hand
enabling Satan to counter with a crisp jab.

It looks like Obelix De Gaul has been cut.
Obelix De Gaul seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Satan.
Satan defending well as De Gaul loads up on a big left hand.
Satan avoids a kick to the body.
Satan slips under a jab from De Gaul.
Satan throws the left hand but De Gaul avoids the punch easily.
Satan ducks under a wild hook from De Gaul.

De Gaul fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Satan, pushing him back against the cage.
Satan's coach down at The Takeover was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Satan's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Satan wants to break free but De Gaul has control.
De Gaul throws a punch but it's blocked by Satan.
Satan can't break the clinch.
Satan lands with a short head shot on the inside.
De Gaul throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Satans head.
Satan has a couple of punches blocked by De Gaul.

Satan manages to break the clinch.
Satan misses with a hook to the body
enabling De Gaul to counter with a crisp jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
De Gaul misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Satan uses good head movement to avoid the hook from De Gaul.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Satan! But no joy.
Satan throws a hook but De Gaul blocks it.
De Gaul blocks the body kick.
De Gaul lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Satan at a distance.
Satan throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent De Gaul stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
De Gaul misses with a wild combination.
Satan plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Satan misses with a head kick.
Satan throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and De Gaul makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Satan throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
De Gaul tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Satan needs to keep his hands up - De Gaul had a free shot at his head there.
De Gaul swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
De Gaul sizes up Satan with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Satan shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
De Gaul swings for the body but Satan moves out of range.
A slow jab from Satan misses its intended target.
De Gaul connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
A looping hook to the body misses from De Gaul. Satan does a little dance to reset his feet.
De Gaul bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Satan's head backwards.
The fighters circling - De Gaul throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
De Gaul connects with an inside leg kick.
De Gaul bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Satan blocks a jab.
Satan on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by De Gaul. De Gaul obviously looking to wear him down.
De Gaul throws a nice head kick!
De Gaul fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Satan has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
De Gaul throws a nice outside leg kick.
Satan walks forward, straight into a front kick from De Gaul.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
De Gaul tries to clinch but Satan moves out of range.
De Gaul chopping away at his opponent's legs.
De Gaul pivots, looking for a leg kick but Satan is out of range and De Gaul settles back down.
Satan misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Satan.
A slow jab from De Gaul misses its intended target.
A punch combination from Satan misses.
De Gaul goes for a high kick. It partially lands.

It looks like Lucifer Satan has been cut.
De Gaul misses with a wild body shot.
Satan will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
De Gaul works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Satan clobbers De Gaul with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Satan delivers a nice body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Obelix De Gaul dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

The fight moves into the clinch position.
De Gaul lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Satan tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
De Gaul lands a body shot in the clinch.
De Gaul can't find room to land a body shot as Satan controls the action.

Satan pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Satan lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Satan's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
A jab lands there for De Gaul.
De Gaul throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
De Gaul waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Satan.
De Gaul throws a quick inside leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
De Gaul throws a leg kick but Satan sees it coming and moves out of range.
Obelix De Gaul is winning the standup battle so far.
A nice leg kick lands there from De Gaul.
Satan fakes a jab and throws a low kick but De Gaul checks it well.
Satan ducks down and throws a hook to the body but De Gaul moves away.
Satan misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
De Gaul fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Some bone on bone action there as De Gaul checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Satan tries to work over De Gaul's front leg with a kick but De Gaul checks it.
De Gaul throws a head kick that misses.
De Gaul takes one on the button.
Satan misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from De Gaul.
Satan ducks down and throws a hook to the body but De Gaul moves away.
De Gaul scores with the left hand. Satan knows he should have avoided that one.
Satan swings widly with a right hand
letting De Gaul counter with a right hand.
The crowd cheers as De Gaul lands an impressive looking overhand right. Satan doesn't seem phased though.
De Gaul takes one to the side of the head.
Satan throws a shot from downtown. De Gaul moves away and avoids it.
Satan moves out of range of the body kick from De Gaul.
De Gaul moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
De Gaul is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Satan can do to turn this around?
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nice shot by Satan.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
De Gaul looks to score with a jab to the body but Satan is just out of range.
Satan misses the shot to the body.
Satan swings widly with a right hand
and De Gaul counters with a nice uppercut.
A chopping leg kick lands by Satan.
De Gaul checks a leg kick.
Satan walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.

De Gaul gets in close and instigates a clinch.
De Gaul's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
De Gaul throws a punch but it's blocked by Satan.
De Gaul can't find room to land a body shot as Satan controls the action.
De Gaul lands a nice shot to the body.
Satan is breathing heavily.
Nice body punch from De Gaul.
De Gaul works on Satan's body with a couple of short punches.
Satan's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
A left hand lands to the body for De Gaul.
De Gaul lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
De Gaul lands with a left to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
De Gaul tries to work over Satan's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
De Gaul lands with a short shot to the head.
Satan blocks a body shot from De Gaul.
De Gaul is working Satan over against the cage.
Satan takes a shot to the head.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from De Gaul.
De Gaul lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
De Gaul misses with a punch to the body.
A quick uppercut on the inside from De Gaul.
De Gaul digs a right hand into Satan's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Satan's gas tank.
De Gaul is leaning against Satan and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
De Gaul is leaning against Satan and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Satan is looking to break free of the clinch but De Gaul has double underhooks.
De Gaul lands with a light punch inside.
De Gaul tries to throw a body punch but Satan avoids it by throwing De Gaul back against the cage.
Satan lands with a right to the head.
De Gaul lands a body shot in the clinch.
A short right from De Gaul.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A right handed body shot lands from De Gaul.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
De Gaul lands with a short punch from the clinch.

De Gaul manages to break the clinch.
De Gaul cracks Satan with a right hand to the side of the head.

Satan is rocked!
A jab from De Gaul misses.
A kick lands to the mid section there for De Gaul.
Satan drops his hands momentarily and De Gaul takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Satan is still on wobbly legs! Can De Gaul finish him?
De Gaul connects with a solid leg kick.
De Gaul pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A little jabbing left from Satan on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Satan throws a sloppy head kick and De Gaul moves out of range easily.
Satan seems to have recovered his senses.
De Gaul works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
De Gaul pushes Satan away with a front kick.
De Gaul throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Satan gets cracked with a nice right hand there by De Gaul.
De Gaul looks to land a right hand but Satan moved out of range.
De Gaul misses with a hook.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Obelix De Gaul dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

De Gaul misses with a wild body shot.
De Gaul lands a nice shot to the body.
Satan staying out of range there.
Satan comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
De Gaul throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
De Gaul throws a lazy right hand but Satan sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
De Gaul throws the kick towards the body but Satan avoids it.
Satan throws a combination that misses
and De Gaul counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Satan misses the shot to the body.
De Gaul throws a counter high kick but Satan was just alert enough to avoid it.
A jab from De Gaul does it's job there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Satan tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
An attempted straight right counter from De Gaul misses the target.
De Gaul slips a straight right by Satan.
Satan ducks under a wild hook from De Gaul.
De Gaul scores with a push kick.
Satan takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
De Gaul lands with a good body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
De Gaul tries to clinch but Satan is having none of it.
De Gaul throws a head kick that half lands.
De Gaul misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
De Gaul cracks Satan with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Satan goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
De Gaul is looking to clinch but Satan is avoiding it.
Satan throws a jab when De Gaul was well out of range.
An attempted straight right counter from De Gaul misses the target.
Satan pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Satan takes a head kick and keeps coming.
De Gaul bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Satan throws the kick towards the body but De Gaul avoids it.
De Gaul misses with a body kick.
Satan misses with a body shot.
A jab from De Gaul misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
De Gaul throws a body shot but no joy.
Satan takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Satan misses with a lunging right hand
and De Gaul counters with a stiff right hand.
Satan does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
De Gaul throws a push kick but Satan slaps the foot to one side.
De Gaul throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
De Gaul ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A head kick misses from Satan.
Obelix De Gaul is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
A chopping leg kick lands by De Gaul.
De Gaul throws a head kick that Satan semi-blocks.
A punch lands to the side of De Gaul 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Satan has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
De Gaul paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Satan throws a series of punches but De Gaul moves out of range.
Satan feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits De Gauls jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
De Gaul steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Satan.
Satan jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Satan throws a jab when De Gaul was well out of range.
De Gaul throws a leg kick which misses Satan's front leg but catches the back leg as Satan tries to avoid it.
A punch lands to the side of Satan 's head but he takes it in his stride.
De Gaul tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Satan unleashes a big counter combination but De Gaul bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
De Gaul lands with a hook. Satan tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Satan lands a nice leg kick that just misses De Gaul's sensitive parts.
Satan takes a head kick and keeps coming.
De Gaul throws the kick towards the body but Satan avoids it.
Satan misses with the combination.
De Gaul was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
De Gaul lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Lucifer Satan has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
De Gaul tries to clinch but Satan is having none of it.
Satan scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
De Gaul slips under a jab.
A slow jab from De Gaul misses its intended target.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Satan walks forward, straight into a front kick from De Gaul.
Satan throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
De Gaul dips to his left and cracks Satan with an uppercut!
Satan avoids the body shot from De Gaul.
Satan follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
De Gaul throws a quick inside leg kick.
Satan scores with a hook to the body. De Gaul takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
De Gaul misses with a wild body shot.
Satan tries a head kick but it misses.
Satan throws a chopping leg kick but De Gaul manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
De Gaul throws a quick counter head kick but Satan was just out of range.
Satan has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from De Gaul.
De Gaul scores with a kick to the midsection.

And that's the end of the fight!
Obelix De Gaul showed his dominance in that final round.
Well De Gaul has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 30:27
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 30:27
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Obelix De Gaul!
Obelix De Gaul seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.