PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ivar The Boneless (ranked 4101 p4p, 148 weight class) and Viiru Tiikeri (ranked 4562 p4p, 159 weight class). The Boneless's entrance music is Valhallas March-by HEAVEN SHALL BURN . A fine choice. Viiru Tiikeri acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

The Boneless
vs
Tiikeri

198 cm
27
285 lbs
3 - 5 - 0

210 cm
19
290 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Ivar The Boneless!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Viiru Tiikeri!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Winston Howard and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tiikeri throws a lazy uppercut
and The Boneless counters with a stiff right hand.
The Boneless looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
The Boneless clobbers Tiikeri with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
A swing and a miss from Tiikeri.
A telegraphed right hand from The Boneless misses the target.
Tiikeri misses the body punch
and The Boneless connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Tiikeri scores with a crisp jab that stopped The Boneless in his tracks.
The Boneless keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Tiikeri throws a poor cross that misses
and The Boneless counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

It looks like Viiru Tiikeri has been cut.
The Boneless throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
The Boneless lands with a cross.
The Boneless on the wrong end of a nice jab.

It looks like Ivar The Boneless has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tiikeri just misses with a punch to the body.
The Boneless is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Tiikeri.
Tiikeri blocks a jab.
Nice sprawl there from The Boneless as Tiikeri shoots in.
Tiikeri looks for a takedown but The Boneless sprawls well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tiikeri lands with a right hand.
Tiikeri misses with a right hand
and The Boneless counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Good exchange - The Boneless coming out on top.

Tiikeri is rocked!
Tiikeri showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from The Boneless.
Tiikeri is still on wobbly legs! Can The Boneless finish him?
Ivar The Boneless is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The Boneless moves out of range as Tiikeri strikes.
Tiikeri seems to have recovered his senses.
Viiru Tiikeri seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Boneless throws out a powerful jab.
Tiikeri waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract The Boneless.
Tiikeri rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and The Boneless scores with a counter punch that sends Tiikeri to the canvas! The Boneless smells blood - he's punishing Tiikeri with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Tiikeri has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ivar The Boneless!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Ivar The Boneless made sure he mentioned Hellraiser FightGear, along with how happy he was to win his fight.