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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nipple Dishcharge (ranked 6905 p4p, 498 weight class) and Birger Nielsen (ranked 6164 p4p, 462 weight class). Birger Nielsen has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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268 lbs
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199 cm
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245 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Prefers standup |
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Decent wrestler
Brawler
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Nipple Dishcharge!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Birger Nielsen!
The judges for this bout are Paul Aken, Paulsen Ambrosius and Nard Betker.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dishcharge lands a glancing blow to the side of Nielsen's head.
It looks like Birger Nielsen has been cut.
Dishcharge connects with a right hand. Nielsen shakes it off.
Nielsen moves forwards but Dishcharge connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Nielsen shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Dishcharge's guard.
Nielsen wants to control from the top but Dishcharge keeps moving.
Nielsen drops back looking for a leg! Dishcharge is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Dishcharge manages to kick Nielsen off! Nielsen jumps back into Dishcharge's guard.
Dishcharge wants to stand and escape but Nielsen is having none of it.
Dishcharge on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Dishcharge tries to get out of the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nielsen is looking to stand up but Dishcharge won't let him.
Dishcharge is looking for a triangle but Nielsen pushes his legs off easily.
Nielsen trying to control the position from guard on top but Dishcharge is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nielsen is looking to work some ground and pound but Dishcharge has wrist control.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Dishcharge is trying to hold Nielsen in close to prevent damage but Nielsen has managed to pass into half guard.
Nielsen working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Nielsen working his ground and pound in the gym.
Dishcharge is trying to stand up here but Nielsen is controlling him well.
Nielsen looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Nielsen keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Dishcharge knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Nielsen on the ground.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Nielsen slips a nice elbow through Dishcharge's hands, connecting with Dishcharge's forehead.
Dishcharge wants to control but Nielsen is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Nielsen takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Nielsen working Dishcharge over with strikes.
Nielsen is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Let's hope that Nielsen has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nielsen with a lazy takedown attempt
and Dishcharge counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Nipple Dishcharge is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Nielsen looks winded!
Nielsen tries to move into range but Dishcharge moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Nielsen misses with a takedown attempt
enabling Dishcharge to counter with a crisp jab.
Dishcharge closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Jab by Dishcharge.
Nielsen looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Nipple Dishcharge has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Birger Nielsen.
Dishcharge's jab looks to have found its range, popping Nielsen under the eye.
Dishcharge closes the distance and clinches.
Dishcharge is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dishcharge tries to break free but Nielsen pushes him back against the cage.
Dishcharge lands a hook that snaps the head of Nielsen backwards.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dishcharge tries to circle away but Nielsen has him pinned against the cage.
Dishcharge lands with a left to the head.
Dishcharge scores with a shot to the side of Nielsen's head.
Dishcharge presses Nielsen against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Dishcharge scores with a shot to the side of Nielsen's head.
Dishcharge tries to break free but Nielsen pushes him back against the cage.
Dishcharge escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Dishcharge lands an overhand right.
Dishcharge connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Dishcharge jabs at Nielsen's body.
Dishcharge gets in close and instigates a clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Nipple Dishcharge dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Birger Nielsen's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Nielsen takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Dishcharge misses with the combination.
Nipple Dishcharge is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Dishcharge cracks a nice hook into Nielsen's ribs.
Nielsen tries for a takedown but Dishcharge circles away easily
and Dishcharge connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Dishcharge slaps away a takedown attempt from Nielsen, before circling back to the center of the mat.
As Nielsen looks to move away, Dishcharge throws a big counter combo but Nielsen just gets out of the way.
Dishcharge is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Nielsen is breathing heavily.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Dishcharge takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dishcharge is trying to break the clinch but Nielsen has him pressed against the cage.
Dishcharge lands an uppercut.
Dishcharge holding his opponent close, against the cage.
A nice left hand lands by Dishcharge.
Nielsen tries to pull guard but Dishcharge holds him up against the cage and eventually Nielsen drops back down to his feet.
Nipple Dishcharge has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Birger Nielsen.
Dishcharge softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A right hook to the body lands for Dishcharge.
Nielsen takes a shot to the head.
Dishcharge working hard to break the clinch.
Dishcharge lands a hook that snaps the head of Nielsen backwards.
Dishcharge pushes Nielsen back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dishcharge lands a left hand that snaps the head of Nielsen backwards.
Dishcharge lands a shoulder strike.
Dishcharge wants to get back to striking at distance but Nielsen won't allow it.
Dishcharge lands a body shot in the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A short uppercut from Dishcharge.
Dishcharge lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Dishcharge pushes Nielsen back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dishcharge lands with a light punch inside.
Dishcharge is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Dishcharge lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A short uppercut from Dishcharge.
Dishcharge drops Nielsen onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Nielsen is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Nielsen is rocked!
Dishcharge pushes Nielsen back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Nielsen is still on wobbly legs! Can Dishcharge finish him?
Dishcharge lands a body shot in the clinch.
Dishcharge looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Nipple Dishcharge has scored more points in the clinch so far.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Dishcharge creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Dishcharge breaks the clinch.
Dishcharge forces Nielsen back against the cage and clinches.
Dishcharge throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Nielsens head.
Dishcharge wants to break the clinch but can't.
Dishcharge breaks from the clinch.
Nielsen seems to have recovered his senses.
Dishcharge gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Dishcharge lands a hook that snaps the head of Nielsen backwards.
Dishcharge drops Nielsen onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Nielsen is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Dishcharge is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Nielsen can do to turn this around?
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dishcharge has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Dishcharge lands a huge punch on the inside that knocks Nielsen senseless! Wow, what a way to end the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:54 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Nipple Dishcharge!
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FIGHT
RATING
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