PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Meatball Destroyer (ranked 2585 p4p, 292 weight class) and Suicide Bunny (ranked 3875 p4p, 406 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Suicide Bunny was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Destroyer
vs
Bunny

175 cm
27
167 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

185 cm
28
180 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Organic Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Meatball Destroyer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Suicide Bunny!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Destroyer feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Bunnys jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Bunny slips a jab and a cross from Destroyer.

Bunny clinches.
Destroyer blocks an uppercut.
Bunny throws a head punch that misses.
Bunny misses with a punch on the inside.
Bunny misses with a punch on the inside.
Bunny throws a head punch that misses.
Bunny working aggressively here.
Destroyer struggles to land a body shot inside as Bunny controls his hands.
Bunny blocking some punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bunny working aggressively here.
Bunny throws a punch but it's blocked by Destroyer.
Bunny misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Destroyer lands a hook that snaps the head of Bunny backwards.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Destroyer.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Destroyer lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Destroyer lands a hook that snaps the head of Bunny backwards.
Bunny doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Destroyer blocks an uppercut.
Bunny swings wildly with an uppercut but Destroyer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Destroyer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Bunny misses with a punch to the body.
Destroyer softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Bunny.
Bunny working aggressively here.
Bunny pushes Destroyer back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Bunny misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Destroyer tries a body shot but Bunny blocks it.
A right hand to the body from Bunny.
Destroyer blocks an uppercut.
Bunny scores with a shoulder strike.
Bunny misses with a punch on the inside.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bunny misses with the head strike.
Bunny blocking some punches.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Bunny.
Destroyer blocking some punches.
Bunny has a couple of punches blocked by Destroyer.
Bunny lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Destroyer backwards.
Bunny lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A short right from Bunny on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bunny swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bunny fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Bunny swings wildly with an uppercut but Destroyer uses good head movement to avoid it.
A frustrated look appears on Destroyer's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Destroyer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Destroyer can't find room to land a body shot as Bunny controls the action.
Bunny has Destroyer pressed against the cage, preventing Destroyer from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Bunny has a couple of punches blocked by Destroyer.
Destroyer misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Destroyer gets through Bunny's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Bunny fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Destroyer tries a body shot but Bunny blocks it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bunny swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Bunny lands a hook that snaps the head of Destroyer backwards.
Bunny swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bunny swings wildly with an uppercut but Destroyer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bunny prevents Destroyer from breaking the clinch.
Bunny misses with a punch on the inside.
Bunny misses with a punch on the inside.
Destroyer blocking some punches.
Bunny misses with a punch on the inside.
Destroyer misses with a body punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Suicide Bunny dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Destroyer scores with a jab. Bunny acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Destroyer looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Destroyer scores with a body shot.
The fight stays on the outside here - Bunny looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Bunny wants to clinch.

Bunny gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Bunny has a couple of punches blocked by Destroyer.
Bunny misses with the head strike.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Destroyer throws a punch but it's blocked by Bunny.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Destroyer.
Bunny lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Bunny misses with a shot to the kidneys.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Destroyer breaks the clinch.
Destroyer scores with a hook.
Bunny takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Bunny takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Bunny moves in looking to clinch but Destroyer pushes him off.
Bunny takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Destroyer throws a hook to the side of Bunny's head but Bunny sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Bunny! But no joy.
Destroyer missing with a left hand there. Bunny was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A left lands for Destroyer.

Bunny darts in and clinches Destroyer up against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bunny.
Bunny fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Destroyer stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Destroyer tries a body shot but Bunny blocks it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Destroyer.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bunny throws a punch but it's blocked by Destroyer.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Destroyer goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Bunny lands an uppercut.
Bunny working aggressively here.
Nice body punch from Destroyer.
Bunny swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bunny throws a head punch that misses.
Bunny swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Suicide Bunny seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Bunny has Destroyer pushed against the cage.
Bunny swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A right hand to the body from Destroyer.
A left hand lands to the body for Destroyer.
Bunny swings away with an uppercut that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bunny doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bunny misses with a hook from the clinch.
Bunny misses with the head strike.
Bunny working aggressively here.
Bunny doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bunny misses with some punches.
A nice right hand lands inside from Destroyer.
Bunny doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bunny lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Destroyer.
A head punch on the inside from Bunny fails to land.
Destroyer lands with a right to the head.
A head punch on the inside from Bunny fails to land.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bunny lands a right hand.
Destroyer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A short uppercut from Destroyer.
Bunny misses with some punches.
Bunny is trying to stall.
Bunny has a couple of punches blocked by Destroyer.
Bunny fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Bunny misses with a short punch on the inside.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Destroyer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Destroyer blocks a body shot from Bunny.
Bunny swings wildly with an uppercut but Destroyer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bunny misses with a punch on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Suicide Bunny will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Jab, jab by Destroyer - just one landing.
Destroyer connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Bunny momentarily.
Destroyer connects with a crisp jab.
Destroyer misses with a wild combination.
Bunny tries to clinch but Destroyer is having none of it.
A punch combination from Destroyer misses.
Bunny tries to clinch up but Destroyer circles away and keeps his distance.
Bunny tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Destroyer manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Bunny tries to close the distance and clinch but Destroyer swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Destroyer throws a big shot that misses.

Bunny forces Destroyer back against the cage and clinches.
Bunny tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bunny misses with some punches.
Destroyer lands with a short punch from the clinch.

Destroyer pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bunny tries to move into range but Destroyer moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Destroyer throws a big shot that misses.
Destroyer catches Bunny with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Destroyer throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

Bunny gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Destroyer misses with a punch to the body.
Bunny swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Destroyer lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Bunny swings wildly with an uppercut but Destroyer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bunny tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Destroyer.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Destroyer.
A shot in the inside from Bunny.
Destroyer misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Bunny lands a right hand.
Bunny misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bunny swings wildly with an uppercut but Destroyer uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch on the inside from Bunny fails to land.
Bunny swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Destroyer misses with a hook to the ribs.
Destroyer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Bunny throws a head punch that misses.
Bunny throws a head punch that misses.
Bunny lands a body punch.
Destroyer pushes Bunny back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bunny displaying some good clinch control by pressing Destroyer up against the cage.
Destroyer prevents a body shot from Bunny.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bunny throws a punch but it's blocked by Destroyer.
Destroyer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Destroyer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Bunny fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bunny.
Suicide Bunny is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bunny.
Destroyer lands a body punch.
Destroyer swings away with an uppercut that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bunny misses with a hook from the clinch.
Destroyer throws a head punch that misses.
Destroyer misses with some punches.
Destroyer blocks an uppercut.
A left hand lands to the body for Destroyer.
Meatball Destroyer has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Destroyer swings away with an uppercut that misses.

And that's the end of the fight!
Meatball Destroyer showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Bunny has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 28:29
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 28:29
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Suicide Bunny!
Suicide Bunny managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, 424 Co., into his post fight interview.
The defeated Meatball Destroyer had this to say: 'Organic Nutrition all the way'.