PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Jason Poller (ranked 22536 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fuckya Mother (ranked 23503 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Poller
vs
Mother

185 cm
22
145 lbs
6 - 16 - 0

176 cm
22
155 lbs
6 - 11 - 0

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jason Poller!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Fuckya Mother!
The judges for this bout are Albert Achterberg, Daniel Blasius and Nard Betker.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Mother pushes Poller up against the cage in a clinch.

Mother turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Mother manages to end up in side control.
Poller tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Mother wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Poller is trying to control Mother's posture but Mother avoids it.

Mother wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Poller, who protects the arm well.
Poller is trying to improve his position.
Poller is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Mother off and has taken his back!
Mother rolls, trying to escape but Poller keeps control of the position.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!

Poller working for a RNC but it's not happening just yet.
Mother is in a world of trouble here. He's outmatched on the ground here and he'd better get Poller off his back sharpish unless he wants to be submitted.
Poller is breathing heavily.
Poller is hanging on to Mother's back as he tries to escape.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mother is still trying to improve position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mother is trying to stand back up.
Mother trying to control the action but Poller just sinks the hooks in.
Mother is trying to get back to his feet but Poller has full control of the position and if anything, Mother has just worked his way into a worse spot.
Mother tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!

Poller has control of Mother's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Mother regains control of the situation pretty easily.
Mother keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.

Poller working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
Poller looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Mother wants to try and get back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Poller dominating with strikes here.
Poller really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Mother throwing hammer fists to the chest of Poller. What's that going to do exactly?
Mother is working to get back to half guard.
Mother really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Poller. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Mother blocking the ground and pound.
Mother is desperately trying to improve his position but Poller has a good base and remains in mount.
Mother is trying to stand.
Mother wants to hold on but Poller pushes him away.

Mother bucks Poller off and manages to get back to his feet!
Mother throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Poller's waist but Poller gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Mother off to one side.

Poller gets tackled into the cage by Mother. Mother maintains the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Mother has picked Poller up - he's going for a ride! Mother dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.

Mother is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Poller sees it coming and defends easily.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Mother is looking for a kimura here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mother scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Mother lands with a punch from half guard.
Mother trying to mount his opponent but Poller defends it.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Mother connects with a nice short shot to Poller's temple.

Mother postures up and decides to stand up, from the half guard. The ref calls for Poller to stand up.
Mother feints and then cracks Poller's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Poller down.
Mother moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Poller takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.

Mother scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Mother looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Poller with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Mother controlling the action here.

Poller is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Mother pulls his head out easily.
Mother perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Mother is nestled in close to Poller, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Mother is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Poller defends it well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fuckya Mother dominated that round.
That's time! Poller's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Mother scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Poller manages to work his way to half guard, despite Mother's best efforts.

Mother decides to stand and escape the position.
Mother shoots in looking for a takedown but Poller manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Mother's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Poller wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.

Mother pushes Poller up against the cage in a clinch.

Mother lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Mother passes to side control.

Mother tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Mother has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Mother is trying to get an arm triangle but Poller is defending well.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Check out the look on Mother's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!

Mother is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Poller is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Poller manages to work his way to half guard, despite Mother's best efforts.
Mother lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.

Mother is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Mother is keen to just control but Poller is a slippery customer.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Mother gets to his feet - back to striking we go!

Mother scores with a takedown into Poller's guard.

Poller escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Mother gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Fuckya Mother has got the better of the ground game so far.
Poller tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Mother lands a couple of digs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Mother stands up from Poller's guard - Mother perhaps looking for a knockout.
Poller tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Mother. Poller shrugs it off though.
Mother shoots for a double leg takedown but Poller sprawls well. He's pushed Mother's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Mother looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Jason Poller has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Fuckya Mother.
Poller stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Poller wants it to stay on the feet.

Poller closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Mother trying to control from the bottom.
Poller is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mother is trying desperately to improve position.

Mother has left one of his arms exposed and Poller doesn't need a second invitation. He's isolated it and locked on a tight armbar. Mother screams and taps out, obviously in a lot of pain. Hopefully there isn't permanent damage to that arm.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:36 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Jason Poller!