PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Snot Slurper (ranked 22 p4p, 4 weight class) and Valentine Masterson (ranked 309 p4p, 43 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Slurper
vs
Masterson

186 cm
26
195 lbs
17 - 3 - 0

188 cm
26
190 lbs
10 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Urban Fighter

Woodshins' Ship
Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Snot Slurper!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Valentine Masterson!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, George Francis and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice straight punches there by Masterson. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Masterson.
Slurper misses with the combination.
Masterson throws out a counter right but Slurper avoids it with no problem.
Slurper misses with a few strikes there.
Slurper misses with an uppercut. Masterson saw that one coming.
Slurper throws an off balance right hand
and Masterson counters with a nice low kick that buckles Slurper's knee momentarily.

Slurper closes the distance and clinches.
We've been informed that Masterson has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Slurper softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Masterson tries a body shot but Slurper blocks it.
Masterson blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Masterson throws a knee to the head but misses.

Masterson breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Snot Slurper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Masterson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Masterson just misses with a punch to the body.
A left lands for Slurper.
Slurper cracks Masterson with an open hand slap.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Slurper moves into the clinch.
Slurper blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Slurper tries to throw a body punch but Masterson avoids it by throwing Slurper back against the cage.
Slurper can't find room to land a body shot as Masterson controls the action.
Masterson misses with a body punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Masterson lands a shoulder strike.
Masterson lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A short right from Slurper.
Masterson tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Slurper's elbow.
Masterson working aggressively here.
Slurper working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Masterson throws a punch but it's blocked by Slurper.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Masterson.

Masterson pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Slurper scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Slurper lands a jab to Masterson's midsection.
Slurper throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Slurper misses with a body shot.
A punch lands to the side of Slurper 's head but he takes it in his stride.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Slurper misses with an uppercut.
Masterson scores with a leg kick.
Slurper throws a body punch but Masterson moves out of range.
Masterson steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Slurper.
Masterson dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Slurper. That did some damage!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slurper waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Masterson.
The fighters circling - Slurper throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Slurper throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Masterson sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Masterson throws out a powerful jab.
Slurper is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Masterson looks to land a combination but Slurper avoids it well.
Slurper tests Masterson's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Slurper lands a nice looking body shot.
Slurper with a hook.
Slurper connects with a body shot.
Slurper wants to clinch.
Slurper backing away here, and Masterson unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Slurper cracks Masterson with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Slurper looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Masterson keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Masterson misses with a looping left.
Masterson lands a jab to Slurper's midsection.
Masterson throws a sloppy head kick and Slurper moves out of range easily.
Slurper on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Masterson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Slurper was well out of range. Poor timing from Masterson.
Good standup being displayed there by Masterson as he connects with a hook.
Slurper tries to clinch there but Masterson circles away.
Slurper tries to clinch there but Masterson circles away.
Slurper lands a nice hook to Masterson's body. Masterson takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.

Slurper clinches with his opponent.
Nice body punch from Slurper.
Slurper lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Masterson backwards.
Masterson tries a body shot but Slurper blocks it.
Masterson misses with some punches.
Masterson tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Masterson is trying to force a seperation but Slurper has the dominant position.
Masterson throws a head punch that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slurper has a couple of punches blocked by Masterson.
Masterson swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Masterson misses with the head strike.
A short right from Masterson.
Masterson makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Slurper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Masterson's elbow.
Masterson misses with the head strike.
Slurper's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Masterson lands a right hand that snaps the head of Slurper backwards.
Slurper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Slurper fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Slurper throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Mastersons head.
A short body shot lands from Slurper as the two fighters clinch.
Masterson swings wildly with an uppercut but Slurper uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Slurper.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A nice left hand lands by Slurper.
A body shot lands from Slurper.
Masterson looks winded!
Slurper lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Slurper.
Slurper misses with the head strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snot Slurper dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Slurper lands with a hook. Masterson tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Masterson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Slurper.
Masterson is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Slurper.
Slurper lands an overhand right.
Slurper swings for the body but Masterson moves out of range.
A big left from Masterson misses.
Masterson defending well as Slurper loads up on a big left hand.
Slurper throws a right and a left that Masterson avoids nicely.
Slurper looks to land a left hand but Masterson moved out of range nicely.
Nice uppercut there from Masterson.
Slurper tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Slurper clobbers Masterson with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Masterson looks to land a right hand but Slurper moved out of range.
Masterson throws a leg kick but Slurper sees it coming and moves out of range.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Masterson.
Masterson connects with a leg kick. Slurper looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Slurper uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Masterson.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slurper tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Masterson manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Slurper throws a hook to the side of Masterson's head but Masterson sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Slurper lands a jab to the head.
Masterson scores with a leg kick.
Masterson misses the jab.
Slurper tries to counter by clinching up but Masterson breaks away and moves out of range.
Masterson throws a jab but it's blocked by Slurper.
Slurper misses with a body shot.
Slurper blocks a head kick by Masterson.
The fighters circling - Slurper throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Masterson scores with a head kick. Slurper tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.

Slurper closes the distance and pushes Masterson back into the cage.
Masterson misses with a punch on the inside.
Snot Slurper has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Slurper lands a nice shot to the body.
Slurper swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Slurper misses with a punch to the body.
Slurper can't find room to land a body shot as Masterson controls the action.
Slurper throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Mastersons head.
Slurper misses with a body punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slurper throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Masterson lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Slurper misses with a short punch on the inside.
A right hook to the body lands for Slurper.
Masterson stalls.
Masterson misses with a short punch on the inside.
Slurper scores with a shoulder strike.
Masterson prevents a body shot from Slurper.
Slurper throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Mastersons head.
Slurper scores with a shoulder strike.
Masterson misses with a hook from the clinch.
Slurper misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Slurper is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Masterson can do to turn this around?
Slurper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Slurper misses with a punch on the inside.
Slurper throws a head punch that misses.
Slurper swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Slurper tries a body shot but Masterson blocks it.
Slurper scores with a shot to the side of Masterson's head.
Masterson misses with a punch on the inside.

Masterson breaks the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slurper lands a head shot.
Masterson connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Slurper's hands.
Slurper misses with a wild body shot.
Masterson misses with a low kick as Slurper jumps back.
As Masterson tries to get set, Slurper tries to push him back and clinch up but Masterson manages to avoid the attempt.

Slurper closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
A shot in the inside from Masterson.
Masterson lands with a left to the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Slurper.
Slurper throws a punch but it's blocked by Masterson.
Slurper misses with a punch on the inside.
Slurper misses with a hook from the clinch.
Slurper misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Slurper has a couple of punches blocked by Masterson.
Masterson misses with some punches.
Slurper working aggressively here.
Slurper tries to throw a body punch but Masterson avoids it by throwing Slurper back against the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Slurper creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A short right from Masterson.

Masterson breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Slurper fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Masterson, pushing him back against the cage.
Slurper throws a punch but it's blocked by Masterson.
Masterson stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Masterson fails to land.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Slurper lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Slurper pushes Masterson back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Slurper lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Masterson prevents a body shot from Slurper.
Masterson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Slurper lands a left hand.
Slurper misses with a hook to the ribs.
Masterson blocking some punches.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Slurper.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Slurper.
Slurper blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Masterson tries to stall but Slurper uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snot Slurper dominated that second round.
That's time! Slurper's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Good shot there by Slurper.
Masterson lands a nice hook to Slurper's body. Slurper takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Masterson looks to throw the jab but Slurper is out of range.
Slurper throws a body punch but Masterson moves out of range.
Slurper scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Slurper tries to clinch but Masterson moves out of range.
Slurper lands with a good body shot.
Slurper scores with a hook to the body. Masterson takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Slurper pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Masterson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

Slurper instigates a clinch.
Masterson blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Masterson working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Masterson misses with a punch to the body.
Slurper stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Masterson takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Masterson has a couple of punches blocked by Slurper.
Slurper lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Slurper swings away with an uppercut that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slurper cracks Masterson with a nice body shot.
Slurper tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Slurper lands a hook that snaps the head of Masterson backwards.
Slurper lands with a right to the head.
Slurper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Slurper swings wildly with an uppercut but Masterson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slurper lands a body shot in the clinch.
A body shot lands from Slurper.
Slurper working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Slurper.

Masterson is rocked!
Slurper is leaning against Masterson and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Masterson is still on wobbly legs! Can Slurper finish him?
A nice left hand lands by Slurper.
Slurper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Masterson's elbow.
Slurper struggles to land a body shot inside as Masterson controls his hands.
Slurper creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Masterson's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Masterson drops to his knees and Slurper pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Snot Slurper!
Snot Slurper retains his middleweight title!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Snot Slurper waved his t-shirt featuring Urban Fighter's logo in front of the cameras.