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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Mannie Parazinho (ranked 2726 p4p, 249 weight class) and Dardan Douchebag (ranked 2803 p4p, 259 weight class). Douchebag has chosen Donkey as his entrance music. Mannie Parazinho is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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152 lbs
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155 lbs
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Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
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Olympic wrestler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 8 - 1, fighting out of New York, Mannie Parazinho!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dardan Douchebag!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Gwen Towbar and Wesley Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Douchebag fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Parazinho sprawls well initially but Douchebag persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Parazinho taking some punishment here, with Douchebag in his half guard.
Douchebag trying to control from Parazinho's half guard. Parazinho has other ideas though and has regained full guard.
Douchebag with a nice head shot there.
Parazinho is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Douchebag scoring with some ground and pound.
Douchebag looking to sit in guard and control but Parazinho gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Douchebag working a defensive guard here.
Douchebag isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Parazinho stacks Douchebag on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Parazinho!
Parazinho working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Parazinho working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Douchebag stuck in half guard on the bottom here.
Douchebag is looking for a sweep.
You can see the frustration on Douchebag's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Douchebag tries to bench press Parazinho off him but Parazinho keeps the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Parazinho is looking to take a break and control but Douchebag is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Parazinho decides to stand up, so the ref orders Douchebag to his feet.
Douchebag tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Parazinho paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Horrible takedown attempt by Douchebag or perhaps it was just good defense by Parazinho, which made it look bad.
Douchebag has taken the fight to the clinch.
Douchebag is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Douchebag has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Parazinho after a bit of a struggle.
Mannie Parazinho has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dardan Douchebag.
Parazinho tries to throw a body punch but Douchebag avoids it by throwing Parazinho back against the cage.
Douchebag avoiding damage.
Douchebag tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Douchebag takes an elbow to the temple.
Parazinho is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Douchebag is keeping busy.
Parazinho misses with the head strike.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Douchebag has Parazinho pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Parazinho manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Parazinho lands with a left to the head.
Douchebag is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Parazinho is defending well.
A short body shot lands from Parazinho as the two fighters clinch.
Parazinho pushes Douchebag back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Douchebag changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Parazinho fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Douchebag has closed the distance and engaged Parazinho in a clinch.
Parazinho tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Douchebag's elbow.
Douchebag has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Parazinho is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Douchebag has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Parazinho seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Douchebag can turn it around.
The referee calls for Douchebag to work.
Douchebag gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, Parazinho regains guard.
Parazinho working a defensive guard here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parazinho looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Douchebag postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Parazinho throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Parazinho is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Douchebag postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Douchebag lands a couple of elbows.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Parazinho working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Douchebag doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Douchebag manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Parazinho escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Douchebag gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Mannie Parazinho will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Douchebag moves in looking to clinch but Parazinho pushes him off.
Parazinho throws a push kick but Douchebag slaps the foot to one side.
Douchebag is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Parazinho.
Douchebag has a takedown stuffed.
Douchebag fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Parazinho scores with a body shot.
Parazinho comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Douchebag fails with an attempt to clinch.
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Parazinho sprawls well. Parazinho wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Douchebag gets slowly back to his feet.
Mannie Parazinho has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dardan Douchebag.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Douchebag misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Douchebag moves to clinch but Parazinho breaks away
and Parazinho counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Parazinho connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Parazinho dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Douchebag throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Parazinho tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Douchebag is in Parazinho's guard.
Parazinho is looking for a triangle but Douchebag pushes his legs off easily.
Parazinho is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Parazinho working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Douchebag doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Douchebag manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Douchebag working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Douchebag chips away with some ground and pound.
Parazinho is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Parazinho has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Douchebag can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Douchebag trying to control the position from guard on top but Parazinho is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Douchebag distracts Parazinho with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Parazinho looking for a sweep. Not yet Parazinho, not yet.
Parazinho has his hands on Douchebag's head, controlling the position.
Douchebag content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Douchebag scoring with some ground and pound.
Douchebag won't allow Parazinho to sweep him here.
Douchebag has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Parazinho to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Douchebag is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Parazinho pulls down on the head and he's put Douchebag to sleep! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Mannie Parazinho!
Mannie Parazinho decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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