PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Kern Dignity (ranked 3583 p4p, 292 weight class) and Venum Tree Knee Dad (ranked 387 p4p, 47 weight class). Dignity comes to the cage accompanied by Party & Bullshit. Tree Knee Dad has chosen Not Falling by Mudvayne as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Dignity
vs
Tree Knee Dad

171 cm
30
145 lbs
15 - 10 - 0

170 cm
43
152 lbs
50 - 19 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Very quick

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Woodshins' Ship
Zenith Nutrition (160q/$200)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 10 - 0, fighting out of New York, Kern Dignity!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 50 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Venum Tree Knee Dad!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Jonathan Paton and Dean Styles.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dignity has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Dignity there as he acknowledges the shot.
Dignity throws a series of punches but Tree Knee Dad moves out of range.

Tree Knee Dad darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Tree Knee Dad missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Dignity is not content to let Tree Knee Dad control the position.

Tree Knee Dad seems to be working for a kimura but Dignity defends the submission attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dignity is trying to stand back up but Tree Knee Dad is controlling him
Dignity is refusing to be controlled, as Tree Knee Dad sits in half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tree Knee Dad is looking to advance position but Dignity won't allow it.
Tree Knee Dad prevents Dignity from standing back up.
Dignity is not content to let Tree Knee Dad control the position.
Dignity is controlling Tree Knee Dad's trapped leg to prevent Tree Knee Dad from advancing to side control.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Kern Dignity is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Tree Knee Dad throws a hook but Dignity avoids it easily.
Tree Knee Dad throws a good cross that connects.
Dignity misses with a hook.
Dignity takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Tree Knee Dad throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dignity sees it coming and avoids it easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dignity throws a leg kick that misses.
Nice uppercut lands for Dignity. That snapped Tree Knee Dad's head back.

Dignity gets caught flat footed, as Tree Knee Dad shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.

Dignity has managed to wall walk up one of the corner posts to get back to his feet. Tree Knee Dad is pushing him up against the cage, looking to control the position.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A right handed body shot lands from Tree Knee Dad.
A frustrated look appears on Dignity's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Tree Knee Dad lands a shoulder strike.

Dignity breaks the clinch.
Tree Knee Dad misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Venum Tree Knee Dad seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dignity throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Tree Knee Dad.
Dignity throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Tree Knee Dad pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Tree Knee Dad swings for the body but Dignity moves out of range.
A swing and a miss from Tree Knee Dad.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dignity ducks under a wild hook from Tree Knee Dad.
Tree Knee Dad just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromDignity.
Dignity throws a series of strikes that have Tree Knee Dad backpedaling.
Dignity looks to land a right hand but Tree Knee Dad moved out of range.
Tree Knee Dad throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Tree Knee Dad takes a swing at Dignity's ribcage but misses.
Dignity bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
It looked like Dignity wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Jab from Tree Knee Dad.
Tree Knee Dad lands a jab-cross combination.
Tree Knee Dad rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Dignity counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Tree Knee Dad jabs Dignity right on the nose. Dignity blinks but takes it well.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dignity throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tree Knee Dad throws the left hand but Dignity avoids the punch easily.
Dignity connects with a body shot.
Tree Knee Dad throws a hook but Dignity blocks it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tree Knee Dad dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Dignity ducks under a wild hook from Tree Knee Dad.
An attempted straight right counter from Dignity misses the target.
Tree Knee Dad cracks Dignity with an open hand slap.
Tree Knee Dad misses the jab.
Danga de danga de dang - Tree Knee Dad scores with a four punch combination!
Dignity has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Dignity there as he acknowledges the shot.
Tree Knee Dad looks to land a left hand but Dignity moved out of range nicely.
It looked like Dignity was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Tree Knee Dad.
Tree Knee Dad checks a low kick from Dignity.
Dignity punishes Tree Knee Dad's body with a nice straight punch.
Dignity throws a jab but it's blocked by Tree Knee Dad.
Dignity gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Tree Knee Dad.
Tree Knee Dad waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dignity.
Dignity staying out of range there.
Tree Knee Dad avoids the body shot from Dignity.
Tree Knee Dad tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dignity was well out of range. Poor timing from Tree Knee Dad.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Venum Tree Knee Dad dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Tree Knee Dad looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Dignity!
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Dignity is not content to let Tree Knee Dad control the position.
Tree Knee Dad advances nicely into full mount.
Tree Knee Dad tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Tree Knee Dad looking to ground and pound but Dignity is blocking nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tree Knee Dad lands a couple of good shots and Dignity has given up his back, trying to escape the position!

Dignity is rocked!
Tree Knee Dad is controlling his opponent, waiting for an opportunity to finish.
Oh Dignity is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Tree Knee Dad drops a couple of huge strikes from the back position and Dignity is in real trouble here! Tree Knee Dad lands more strikes and the referee has to step in to end the fight! Tree Knee Dad is delighted!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Venum Tree Knee Dad!
Our winner, Venum Tree Knee Dad, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.