PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Mr Universe (ranked 3690 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack McAuliffe (ranked 23140 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying McAuliffe's choice of entrance music: The Napoleon of the Ring. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Universe
vs
McAuliffe

180 cm
41
175 lbs
35 - 18 - 0

168 cm
28
167 lbs
6 - 14 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 35 - 18 - 0, fighting out of New York, Mr Universe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 14 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jack McAuliffe!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, David Schapiro and Alyssa Summers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McAuliffe will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Universe throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Universe misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
McAuliffe is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Universe throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by McAuliffe.

Universe rushes McAuliffe and presses him up against the cage.
Universe misses with a punch to the body.
Universe landing knees to the head.

McAuliffe is rocked!

It looks like Jack McAuliffe has been cut.
Universe lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
McAuliffe is still on wobbly legs! Can Universe finish him?
Universe lands a right hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Universe unloads a knee to the mid-section. McAuliffe lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Clinched against the cage, Universe lands a big elbow that drops McAuliffe! The ref dives in to save him from more shots - McAuliffe is complaining that he's OK but he was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mr Universe!
A very excited looking Mr Universe made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
The defeated Jack McAuliffe had this to say: 's*ck my d*ck'.