PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Awesome Dick (ranked 3002 p4p, 280 weight class) and Billy Two By Two (ranked 5097 p4p, 420 weight class). Two By Two has chosen 7 Dragons and a Baby as his entrance music. Awesome Dick has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Dick
vs
Two By Two

195 cm
21
270 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

190 cm
19
260 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Experienced

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Awesome Dick!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Billy Two By Two!
The judges for this bout are Darius Henderson, Skip Squint and John Mangel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Two By Two shoots in looking for a takedown. Dick tries to sprawl out of it but Two By Two keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Dick manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Dick throws a body kick that misses.
Two By Two shoots in looking for a takedown. Dick tries to sprawl out of it but Two By Two keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Dick manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Dick leaves Two By Two with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Awesome Dick has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Billy Two By Two.

Two By Two closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Dick has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Two By Two clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
We've been hearing good reports from Dick's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Dick tries to get the hooks in deep but Two By Two pushed the leg off.
Dick missing with punches from the back.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Two By Two trying to control the hands but Dick breaks the grip.
Dick scores with a nice shot to the head of his opponent. Two By Two is looking for a way out.
Dick is hanging on to Two By Two's back as he tries to escape.
Two By Two is still trying to improve position.
Dick misses with an elbow to the head.
Dick has the hooks sunk in and you can see the will to fight slowly draining out of Two By Two's body.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Two By Two is trying to break free.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Two By Two wants to control his opponent's hands but Dick gets his hands free.
Dick has the hooks in. Two By Two is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Two By Two turns into Dick and is now in his guard.
Dick seems keen to control Two By Two's posture.

Dick looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
My spies in ELITE Island Gym - All Elite Coaches ($800/Week) inform me that Two By Two has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!

Dick is active off his back here, looking for submissions.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Two By Two tries to free his leg and advance position but Dick is retaining full guard.
Two By Two trying to control but Dick is working from the bottom.
Two By Two sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Two By Two wants to pass the guard but Dick is keeping the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Dick keeping moving, preventing Two By Two from controlling successfully.
Dick looking for a sweep. Not yet Dick, not yet.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Dick keeping moving, preventing Two By Two from controlling successfully.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.

Two By Two closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Dick's guard.
Dick looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Two By Two is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Awesome Dick dominated that round.
That's time! Dick's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Two By Two throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Dick was covering up waiting for the punch and Two By Two finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Awesome Dick overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Dick lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.

Two By Two not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Dick accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Two By Two managing to control the position.
Dick is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Two By Two can do to turn this around?
Dick's corner is telling him to maintain position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Two By Two wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Two By Two looking for a sweep. Not yet Two By Two, not yet.
Two By Two keeping moving, preventing Dick from controlling successfully.

Two By Two had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Dick defends it easily.
Dick preventing the sweep.
Dick throws an elbow that misses. Two By Two uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Dick's guard. Nice move by Two By Two!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Two By Two wants to control from the top but Dick keeps moving.

Dick has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Two By Two can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Two By Two trying to control but Dick is working from the bottom.
Dick can't keep his opponent in guard - Two By Two advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Dick wants to control but Two By Two is keeping busy and won't allow it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Two By Two is pressing down on Dick's thigh, looking to free his foot. Dick is holding on for now.
Two By Two seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Dick does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Two By Two prevents Dick from improving his position.
Two By Two tries to pass to full mount but Dick defends it.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Nice sprawl there from Dick as Two By Two shoots in.

Dick clinches with his opponent.

Dick has hold of one of Two By Two's legs. Two By Two is fighting the takedown attempt but Dick gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
Two By Two keeping full guard, as Dick tries to pass.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dick's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Two By Two looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Two By Two manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Dick manages to get himself to full guard.

Dick keeping moving, preventing Two By Two from controlling successfully.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Two By Two is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Billy Two By Two will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Dick is trying to break the clinch but Two By Two has him pressed against the cage.

Two By Two has clasped his hands together around Dick's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done.
Dick wants to get back to his feet but Two By Two is dominant here and he's now got Dick's back!

Two By Two has his hand under the chin of his opponent looking for the choke. He's nearly got it! This one could be all over! But no, Dick has freed his hand and lives to survive another… well, another couple of seconds at least!
Dick can't escape the position.
Dick tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dick is squirming around, avoiding Two By Two's attempts to control the action.
Two By Two takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Two By Two wants to control the pace but Dick is squirming around nicely.
Dick is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Two By Two forces the positional change into back control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.

Two By Two is working for the choke. He's slipped one arm under the chin. Dick has to defend the other arm for all he's worth... but Two By Two has managed to get that arm free too and he's tightening the choke! Dick taps out and looks absolutely disgusted with himself. Two By Two doesn't care though - he's delighted!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:28 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Billy Two By Two!
An out of breath Billy Two By Two thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.