PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kimi Loiri (ranked 3113 p4p, 128 weight class) and Ivar The Boneless (ranked 3027 p4p, 121 weight class). The Boneless comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Valhallas March-by HEAVEN SHALL BURN kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Ivar The Boneless has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Kimi Loiri's chin.

Loiri
vs
The Boneless

190 cm
21
300 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

198 cm
27
285 lbs
4 - 5 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kimi Loiri!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Ivar The Boneless!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Hugh Johnson and Damien Edna.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Loiri looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Loiri wants to pass to mount but The Boneless is defending the position.
The Boneless really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Loiri. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

The Boneless is defending against the submission attempts here by Loiri.

Loiri is working for a submission of some sort.

Loiri looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Loiri seems to be working for a kimura but The Boneless defends the submission attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Loiri seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but The Boneless does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.

Loiri looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.

Loiri seems to be working for a kimura but The Boneless defends the submission attempt.
The Boneless wants to control but Loiri is keeping busy.

Loiri maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! The Boneless could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Loiri has cracked it and The Boneless is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Loiri!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Kimi Loiri!
In defeat, Ivar The Boneless stepped up to the mic, saying 'My training will continue......the belt will be mine.'.