PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Alexei Volkov (ranked 939 p4p, 107 weight class) and Piss Moan (ranked 1744 p4p, 179 weight class). Both these fighters are unbeaten, so somebody's 0 has got to go!Piss Moan is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Volkov
vs
Moan

202 cm
27
288 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

207 cm
20
285 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

The Juice Haven

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Alexei Volkov!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Piss Moan!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Robert Twigg and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Volkov throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Volkov paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.

It looks like Piss Moan has been cut.
Volkov stuns Moan with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Volkov connects with a body shot.
Volkov jabs Moan right on the nose. Moan blinks but takes it well.
A slow jab from Moan misses its intended target.
Moan moves out of range of the strikes.
Volkov thows a left - swing and a miss!
Moan throws a right hand that misses
and Volkov counters with a straight right hand.
Volkov looks to score with a jab to the body but Moan is just out of range.
A countering left hand to the body from Moan misses.
Volkov scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Moan rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Moan takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Moan misses with a telegraphed body shot
letting Volkov counter with a right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Volkov ducks right into an uppercut from Moan.

It looks like Alexei Volkov has been cut.
Moan throws out a loose jab but Volkov uses good head movement to avoid it.
Moan avoids the body shot from Volkov.
Moan is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Volkov with a body shot.
Moan takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Moan lands with a nice body punch.
Volkov tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Moan was well out of range. Poor timing from Volkov.
Moan swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Moan takes one on the button.
Volkov throws a body punch but Moan moves out of range.
Volkov throws a body shot but no joy.
A big right from Volkov misses.
Moan appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Volkov throws a sloppy body shot
enabling Moan to counter with a crisp jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Volkov ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Moan moves away.
A shot to the liver by Moan. Beautiful body shot.
Volkov is breathing heavily.
Volkov throws a jab when Moan was well out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Moan throws a shot from downtown. Volkov moves away and avoids it.
Volkov misses with an uppercut. Moan saw that one coming.
A nice side step and Moan releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
It looks like Volkov has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Volkov walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

Alexei Volkov's cut is getting worse.
Moan tries to close the distance and clinch but Volkov swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Moan misses with a body shot.
Volkov throws a shot to the body.
Moan closes the distance looking to clinch
and Volkov counters with a lovely straight right hand!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Moan cracks Volkov with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Volkov tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Moan pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Volkov is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Piss Moan!
Piss Moan is the new heavyweight champion!
During a confident post fight interview, Piss Moan thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.