PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Joe Slasher (ranked 2367 p4p, 121 weight class) and Duke Nukem (ranked 2497 p4p, 130 weight class). Joe Slasher could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Duke Nukem's chin.

Slasher
vs
Nukem

162 cm
19
140 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

170 cm
19
140 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Decent wrestler
Basic striking
Powerful

Sportivité

Sportivité
Arcticus University: London

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Joe Slasher!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Duke Nukem!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Nukem clinches with his opponent.
Slasher misses with a punch to the body.

Nukem breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Slasher scores with a decent looking hook.
Nukem connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.

Nukem moves into the clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for Slasher.
Nukem lands a nice shot to the body.
Nukem misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Slasher blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Slasher scores with a shot to the side of Nukem's head.
Slasher lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Nukem lands a right hand.
Nukem looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slasher tries a body shot but Nukem blocks it.
Slasher misses with a body punch.
Slasher tries to throw a body punch but Nukem avoids it by throwing Slasher back against the cage.
Slasher makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Nukem working aggressively here.
Nukem blocks a punch to the side of the head.

Nukem breaks from the clinch.
Nukem is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Nukem swings away with a body shot that misses

and Slasher holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Slasher misses with a punch on the inside.
Nukem lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slasher throws an elbow that misses.
Slasher doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Slasher tries to throw a body punch but Nukem avoids it by throwing Slasher back against the cage.
Nukem lands a body shot.
Slasher tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Nukem blocking some punches.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Slasher.
Nukem doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Slasher blocking some punches.
Slasher blocks a body shot from Nukem.
Slasher throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Nukems head.
Slasher creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Slasher struggles to land a body shot inside as Nukem controls his hands.
Nukem can't find room to land a body shot as Slasher controls the action.
Nukem blocks a body shot from Slasher.
Nukem misses with a punch on the inside.
Nukem throws a punch but it's blocked by Slasher.
Nukem tries to throw a body punch but Slasher avoids it by throwing Nukem back against the cage.
Slasher lands with a left to the head.
Nukem blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Nukem fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Slasher pushes Nukem back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Slasher.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Nukem manages to break the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Slasher lands with a good body shot.
The fight stays on the outside here - Slasher looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Slasher circles away from the clinch attempt.
Nukem looks to score with a jab to the body but Slasher is just out of range.
The fight stays on the outside here - Nukem looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

Nukem moves into range and clinches up with Slasher.
Slasher tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Nukem's elbow.
Slasher working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Slasher tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Nukem's elbow.
Slasher pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Slasher misses with some punches.
A body shot lands from Slasher.
Nukem lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Slasher backwards.
Nukem misses with a hook to the ribs.

Nukem breaks the clinch.

Nukem instigates a clinch.
Nukem lands a shoulder strike.
Nukem scores with a shoulder strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slasher swings wildly with an uppercut but Nukem uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Nukem.
Nukem doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Nukem fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Nukem misses with a hook to the ribs.
Nukem blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Slasher misses with an elbow strike.
Slasher tries to throw a body punch but Nukem avoids it by throwing Slasher back against the cage.
Slasher prevents a body shot from Nukem.
Slasher tries to work over Nukem's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Nukem misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Nukem misses with a hook from the clinch.
Nukem swings wildly with an uppercut but Slasher uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slasher lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Nukem tries a body shot but Slasher blocks it.
Slasher blocking some punches.
Nukem tries a body shot but Slasher blocks it.
Slasher throws a punch but it's blocked by Nukem.
Slasher lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Nukem.
Nukem scores with an uppercut up the middle.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slasher lands a body punch.

Nukem breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Slasher fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Nukem takes the fight into the clinch.
Slasher tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A short left from Slasher.
Slasher tries to throw a body punch but Nukem avoids it by throwing Slasher back against the cage.
Slasher can't find room to land a body shot as Nukem controls the action.
Slasher misses with a short punch on the inside.
Slasher lands a right hand.
Slasher works on Nukem's body with a couple of short punches.
Nukem prevents a body shot from Slasher.
Nukem lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Nukem doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

Nukem pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Nukem tries to close the distance and clinch but Slasher swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Nukem moves in looking to clinch but Slasher pushes him off.
A little feinted left hand from Slasher on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Nice uppercut there from Slasher.

It looks like Duke Nukem has been cut.
Slasher keeps the fight on the outside.
A quick step to the side and Slasher tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Slasher throws out a powerful jab.
Nukem moves away from the strike by Slasher.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Nukem steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Slasher.
Nukem tries to clinch there but Slasher circles away.

Nukem darts in and clinches Slasher up against the cage.
Nukem prevents a body shot from Slasher.
Slasher cracks Nukem with a nice body shot.
Nukem misses with a short punch on the inside.
Nukem avoids a wild elbow strike from Slasher.
Slasher struggles to land a body shot inside as Nukem controls his hands.
Slasher misses with a body punch.
Nukem blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Slasher misses with a punch to the body.
Nukem lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Nukem blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Slasher scores with a nice hook to the head.
Nukem swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Slasher fails to land.
A right handed body shot lands from Nukem.
Nukem tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Slasher creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Nukem.
Nukem misses with the head strike.
Slasher throws a head punch that misses.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Slasher misses with a punch to the body.
Slasher lands an uppercut.
Nukem lands with a short shot to the head.
Slasher misses with a punch to the body.
Nukem softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Slasher blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Slasher misses with a punch to the body.
Slasher misses with a punch to the body.
Nukem misses with the head strike.
Nukem gets through Slasher's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Slasher works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Slasher lands a right hand.
Slasher throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
A short uppercut from Nukem.
Nukem tries to throw a body punch but Slasher avoids it by throwing Nukem back against the cage.
A shot in the inside from Slasher.
Slasher blocks a body shot from Nukem.
Slasher blocks an uppercut.
Slasher tries to work over Nukem's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Slasher tries to throw a body punch but Nukem avoids it by throwing Slasher back against the cage.
Slasher lands a nice uppercut.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Nukem throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Slashers head.

Nukem breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

Nukem rushes Slasher and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.

Nukem breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Slasher swings for the body but Nukem moves out of range.
Slasher looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Slasher dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Nukem slips under a jab from Slasher.
Nukem steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Slasher.
Slasher ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Nukem moves away.
Nukem just misses with a punch to the body.
Nukem wants to clinch up but Slasher keeps it at a distance.
Slasher blocks a jab.
Nukem takes a swing at Slasher's ribcage but misses.
It looked like Slasher was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Slasher avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

Nukem has managed to clinch.
Nukem working aggressively here.
Nukem prevents a body shot from Slasher.
Slasher blocks a body shot from Nukem.
Slasher cracks Nukem with a nice body shot.
Nukem tries a body shot but Slasher blocks it.
Slasher works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Nukem looks winded!
Slasher lands a nice uppercut.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slasher misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Slasher lands a damaging elbow.
Slasher blocking some punches.
Slasher tries to throw a body punch but Nukem avoids it by throwing Slasher back against the cage.
Nukem tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Slasher's elbow.
Slasher can't find room to land a body shot as Nukem controls the action.
Slasher lands a nice uppercut.
Slasher lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Slasher tries a body shot but Nukem blocks it.
Nukem takes a shot to the head.
Slasher lands an uppercut.
Nukem prevents a body shot from Slasher.
Slasher doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Nukem misses with a punch on the inside.
Slasher blocking some punches.
A short uppercut from Slasher.

Nukem is rocked!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slasher.
Nukem is still on wobbly legs! Can Slasher finish him?
Nukem blocks a body shot from Slasher.
Nukem seems to have recovered his senses.
Slasher is leaning against Nukem and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Nukem's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Slasher misses with a body punch.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Slasher misses with a hook to the ribs.
A nice left hand lands by Slasher.
Slasher tries to throw a body punch but Nukem avoids it by throwing Slasher back against the cage.
Nukem working aggressively here.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Slasher.
Slasher creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Slasher lands a body punch.
Slasher pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Slasher lands with a short shot to the head.
Slasher misses with a body punch.
Slasher lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Nukem swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Slasher misses with a punch to the body.
Nukem misses with some punches.
Nukem prevents a body shot from Slasher.

Nukem escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Nukem doesn't manage to clinch there - Slasher circles away.
Nukem tries to clinch but Slasher is having none of it.
Slasher listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.

Nukem moves into the clinch.
Nukem blocks an uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joe Slasher dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Duke Nukem's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Slasher misses with a hook. Nukem ducked under it nicely.

Nukem darts in and clinches Slasher up against the cage.
Nukem scores with a shoulder strike.
Nukem tries to work over Slasher's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A body shot lands from Slasher.
Nukem fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Slasher misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Slasher working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Slasher lands a left hand that snaps the head of Nukem backwards.
Slasher tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Nukem's elbow.
Nukem softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Slasher blocks an uppercut.
Slasher gets through Nukem's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Nukem pushes Slasher back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Slasher presses Nukem against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Nukem tries to work over Slasher's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Nukem blocks an elbow strike from Slasher.
Slasher lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Nukem.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nukem throws a punch but it's blocked by Slasher.
Nukem misses with a hook from the clinch.
Slasher doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Slasher is working Nukem over against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slasher prevents a body shot from Nukem.
Slasher blocks an uppercut.
Slasher blocking some punches.
Nukem misses with a punch to the body.
Nukem fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Nukem goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Slasher struggles to land a body shot inside as Nukem controls his hands.
Nukem misses with a hook from the clinch.
Nukem misses with a punch on the inside.
Joe Slasher has scored more points in the clinch so far.
A short right from Slasher.
Slasher misses with a punch to the body.
Nukem softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Slasher misses with a hook to the ribs.
Slasher lands with a light punch inside.
A hook to the body from Slasher.
Slasher scores with a shot to the side of Nukem's head.
Nukem misses with a punch to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Slasher.
Slasher works on Nukem's body with a couple of short punches.
Nukem is breathing heavily.

Nukem breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Nukem ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Nukem drives through and clinches with Slasher against the cage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slasher lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A short left from Slasher.
Slasher blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Slasher tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Nukem's elbow.
Slasher blocking some punches.
Slasher blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Nukem tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Slasher misses with a hook from the clinch.
Slasher misses with a punch on the inside.
Slasher lands with a right to the head.
Nukem tries to throw a body punch but Slasher avoids it by throwing Nukem back against the cage.
Nukem dodges an elbow strike from Slasher.
Slasher misses with an elbow over the top.
Nukem blocks an elbow strike from Slasher.
Slasher pushes off an throws an elbow but Nukem leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Slasher lands a hook to the side of the head.
Nukem dodges an elbow strike from Slasher.
Slasher throws an elbow but it misses.
Slasher lands with a right to the head.
Slasher blocking some punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A shot in the inside from Slasher.
Nukem tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

Nukem breaks from the clinch.
Nukem takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Slasher scores with a punch to the head.
Slasher comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.

Nukem gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Slasher works on Nukem's body with a couple of short punches.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Slasher.
Slasher can't find room to land a body shot as Nukem controls the action.
Slasher throws an elbow that misses.
Slasher lands a body punch in the clinch.
Nukem swings wildly with an uppercut but Slasher uses good head movement to avoid it.
A right hook to the body lands for Slasher.
Slasher makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Slasher gets through Nukem's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Nukem lands a nice uppercut.
Slasher dips a shoulder and cracks Nukem with a mighty uppercut! Nukem falls back against the cage and Slasher unloads with a barrage of strikes! Nukem is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Slasher screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Joe Slasher!
Joe Slasher thanked the fans post fight for their support.