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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Raphaele Heisenberg (ranked 1826 p4p, 185 weight class) and Johnny Kilmister (ranked 1925 p4p, 192 weight class). Heisenberg comes into the arena with For Heavy Metal we will die! blaring out of the sound system. Raphaele Heisenberg has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
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140 lbs
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155 lbs
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Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 4 - 2, fighting out of Los Angeles, Raphaele Heisenberg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Johnny Kilmister!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Frank Dennis and Stewart Dunkirk.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kilmister throws a head kick that misses.
As Kilmister tries to get set, Heisenberg tries to push him back and clinch up but Kilmister manages to avoid the attempt.
Heisenberg feints and then cracks Kilmister's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Kilmister down.
Kilmister digs a good body shot into Heisenberg's ribs.
Kilmister tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Heisenberg seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Kilmister tries to close the distance and clinch but Heisenberg swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Heisenberg seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Heisenberg dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Kilmister throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Heisenberg tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Kilmister manages to circle out of the way.
Heisenberg throws a combination. Kilmister tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Heisenberg fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Kilmister has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
We've been informed that Kilmister has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Heisenberg connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Raphaele Heisenberg seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kilmister lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Heisenberg walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Kilmister checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
No luck for Heisenberg with that takedown attempt.
Kilmister was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Kilmister swings for the body but Heisenberg moves out of range.
Kilmister ducks under a wild hook from Heisenberg.
Heisenberg ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Heisenberg takes one on the chin but seems OK.
A nice inside leg kick there by Heisenberg. That's going to slow Kilmister down.
Kilmister wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Heisenberg lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Kilmister has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Kilmister and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kilmister scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Heisenberg dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Kilmister. That did some damage!
Heisenberg connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Heisenberg moves away from the strike by Kilmister.
Kilmister on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Heisenberg displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Kilmister throws out the jab.
Heisenberg throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kilmister sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Kilmister takes one to the chin there.
Kilmister lands with a hook. Heisenberg tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Kilmister connects with a high kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kilmister circles away from the clinch attempt.
A left lands for Kilmister.
Heisenberg fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Kilmister, pushing him back against the cage.
Heisenberg lands a right hand.
Heisenberg lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Kilmister stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Heisenberg lands with a short shot to the head.
Heisenberg misses with the head strike.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kilmister.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Heisenberg throws a head punch that misses.
Kilmister tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Heisenberg's elbow.
Kilmister stalling in the clinch but Heisenberg improves position.
Kilmister is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. Heisenberg can't fight it off and eventually Kilmister manages to take the fight to the floor. Heisenberg looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Kilmister stopping the sweep attempt from Heisenberg.
Kilmister wants to control from the top but Heisenberg keeps moving.
Kilmister is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Heisenberg had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Kilmister defends it easily.
Heisenberg is looking for a triangle but Kilmister pushes his legs off easily.
Kilmister got a little sloppy there for a moment and Heisenberg has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Kilmister has managed to get both his arms back between Heisenberg's legs - danger averted.
Heisenberg avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Heisenberg is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Kilmister is looking to improve his position.
Kilmister is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Heisenberg trying to control the action but Kilmister is working from the bottom.
Kilmister is trying to get back to full guard.
Heisenberg missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Heisenberg is keen to just control but Kilmister is a slippery customer.
Heisenberg thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Heisenberg is looking to take a break and control but Kilmister is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kilmister wants to control but Heisenberg is keeping busy.
Heisenberg missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Kilmister tries to get to full guard but Heisenberg has control of the leg.
Kilmister controlling the position well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Raphaele Heisenberg will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Heisenberg throws an overhand right that lands on Kilmister's shoulder, as Kilmister tries to avoid the shot.
Kilmister tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Heisenberg swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kilmister misses with a straight right.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Kilmister, as that shot connected.
A cross from Kilmister lands.
Kilmister fails in his attempt to clinch.
Heisenberg misses with a looping right.
Heisenberg uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kilmister.
Kilmister scores with a crisp jab that stopped Heisenberg in his tracks.
Kilmister cracks Heisenberg with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Heisenberg dips to his left and cracks Kilmister with an uppercut!
Heisenberg looks to score with a jab to the body but Kilmister is just out of range.
Kilmister lands an overhand right.
Kilmister bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The fighters circling - Heisenberg throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Good exchange - Heisenberg coming out on top.
Kilmister tries a head kick but it misses.
Kilmister throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Heisenberg swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kilmister cracks Heisenberg with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Kilmister misses with a straight left.
Nice takedown defense from Heisenberg. No joy for Kilmister on that attempt.
Johnny Kilmister seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Heisenberg tries to clinch but Kilmister is having none of it.
A countering left hand to the body from Kilmister misses.
Kilmister misses with a jab to the body
and Heisenberg counters with a low kick, right behind Kilmister 's knee.
Heisenberg tries to land a leg kick but Kilmister saw it coming and moves away.
Kilmister on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Heisenberg on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Kilmister fails with a takedown attempt.
Kilmister looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Heisenberg takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Kilmister misses with a wild body shot.
Kilmister wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Kilmister keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kilmister misses with a takedown attempt - Heisenberg sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
It looked like Heisenberg was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Raphaele Heisenberg has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Johnny Kilmister.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Heisenberg throws a series of punches but Kilmister avoids them all with ease.
Heisenberg throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Heisenberg looks to throw the jab but Kilmister is out of range.
Kilmister slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Heisenberg keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Heisenberg swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Kilmister checks a leg kick.
Kilmister is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Kilmister lands a body shot.
A good leg kick by Heisenberg.
Kilmister keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kilmister misses with a hook.
Kilmister's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Kilmister swats away the attempt to clinch by Heisenberg.
Heisenberg throws a nice looking combination but Kilmister bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Heisenberg is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Kilmister.
Kilmister swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Heisenberg connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Heisenberg cracks Kilmister with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Heisenberg fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Kilmister.
Jab, jab by Heisenberg - just one landing.
Kilmister ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Heisenberg moves away.
Kilmister has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kilmister listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Kilmister throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Heisenberg is looking to score with low kicks.
Heisenberg motions for Kilmister to come forward. Heisenberg throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Heisenberg throws a nice outside leg kick.
Kilmister scores with a jab to the head.
Heisenberg lands with a thumping leg kick.
Heisenberg jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
That kick from Heisenberg tenderised Kilmister's leg. Kilmister is trying to keep his angry face on.
Heisenberg closes this distance looking for a takedown but Kilmister circles away.
Heisenberg thumps Kilmister with a low kick.
Kilmister misses the shot to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kilmister keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Heisenberg moves into range and clinches up with Kilmister.
Heisenberg blocks an elbow strike.
Heisenberg misses with a punch on the inside.
Heisenberg misses with a short punch on the inside.
Kilmister controlling the action here for a moment.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kilmister tries to break the clinch but Heisenberg is controlling the position.
Heisenberg pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Horrible takedown attempt by Heisenberg or perhaps it was just good defense by Kilmister, which made it look bad.
Donk. Kilmister catches Heisenberg right on the button with a cross.
Heisenberg fails to land the takedown.
Kilmister fails with a takedown attempt.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Heisenberg lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Kilmister has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Kilmister and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Heisenberg tries a low kick but Kilmister avoids it.
It seemed like Kilmister was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Kilmister lands a jab to Heisenberg's midsection.
Heisenberg pivots, looking for a leg kick but Kilmister is out of range and Heisenberg settles back down.
Heisenberg throws a jab but it's blocked by Kilmister.
A looping hook to the body misses from Heisenberg. Kilmister does a little dance to reset his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Raphaele Heisenberg will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Kilmister scores with a jab to the jaw.
Kilmister keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Kilmister tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Heisenberg paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Heisenberg lands a nice leg kick that just misses Kilmister's sensitive parts.
Heisenberg throws a low kick but it's checked well by Kilmister.
Heisenberg misses the jab.
Heisenberg connects with a solid leg kick.
Kilmister fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Kilmister thows a leg kick but Heisenberg checks it
and Heisenberg counters with a stiff right hand.
Heisenberg throws a leg kick but Kilmister moved away.
Kilmister lands a nice shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Heisenberg throws an overhand right that lands on Kilmister's shoulder, as Kilmister tries to avoid the shot.
Kilmister slips under a jab from Heisenberg.
A big left from Kilmister misses.
Kilmister connects with a good right hand that stumbles Heisenberg. Heisenberg circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Kilmister wants to clinch up but Heisenberg keeps it at a distance.
A nice leg kick lands there from Heisenberg.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Heisenberg pushes Kilmister up against the cage in a clinch.
Kilmister gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Johnny Kilmister has got the better of the ground game so far.
Heisenberg wants to sweep but Kilmister has passed to side control!
Heisenberg sneaks back into half guard.
Heisenberg is refusing to be controlled, as Kilmister sits in half guard.
Heisenberg makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Heisenberg.
Heisenberg looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Kilmister stopping the sweep attempt from Heisenberg.
Heisenberg looking for a guillotine here but Kilmister defends easily.
Kilmister postures up.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Heisenberg keeping moving, preventing Kilmister from controlling successfully.
Heisenberg is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Heisenberg escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Kilmister gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Heisenberg looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Kilmister postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Heisenberg might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Heisenberg working for a triangle but Kilmister defends it easily.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Heisenberg working for a triangle but Kilmister defends it easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kilmister missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Heisenberg is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Kilmister is aware though and is defending well.
Kilmister got a little sloppy there for a moment and Heisenberg has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Kilmister has managed to get both his arms back between Heisenberg's legs - danger averted.
Kilmister trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Kilmister wants to control from the top but Heisenberg keeps moving.
Heisenberg looking for a sweep. Not yet Heisenberg, not yet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Heisenberg not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Heisenberg bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Kilmister's guard.
Kilmister pulls Heisenberg in close to prevent any damage.
Johnny Kilmister has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Heisenberg controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Heisenberg working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Kilmister throwing strikes off his back to little effect.
Heisenberg postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Kilmister avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Kilmister is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Heisenberg defends well.
And that's the end of the fight!
Raphaele Heisenberg showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Heisenberg, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Raphaele Heisenberg!
Raphaele Heisenberg decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
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hype
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