PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Khabib Dickface (ranked 4991 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zyd Xydddddddd (ranked 5669 p4p, 0 weight class). Zyd Xydddddddd has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Khabib Dickface's chin.

Dickface
vs
Xydddddddd

200 cm
26
285 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

190 cm
25
290 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Counter fighter
Self confident

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Khabib Dickface!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Zyd Xydddddddd!
The judges for this bout are Konstantin Menshow, Illya Tyunina and Sergei Dronov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Xydddddddd connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Dickface's hands.
Dickface moves in looking to clinch but Xydddddddd pushes him off.
Xydddddddd lands a right hook to the body.
Xydddddddd throws a head kick that misses

so Dickface counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Xydddddddd is looking to stand back up but Dickface counters by passing into half guard. Oops... bit sloppy there by Xydddddddd.

Dickface lands with a punch from half guard.
Dickface looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Xydddddddd with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Xydddddddd is looking for a sweep. Dickface is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Xydddddddd is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Dickface scores with a couple of nice shots.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dickface works his way into full mount!
Dickface with good strikes from the mount here!
Dickface unloading with bombs!

It looks like Zyd Xydddddddd has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dickface lands a big elbow.
Dickface with the ground and pound from mount.
Dickface postures up and lands a whopping elbow - oh that's hurt Xydddddddd bigstyle! Two more strikes land for Dickface and the fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Khabib Dickface!