PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Warren Alford (ranked 24933 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bubba Barzilla (ranked 4133 p4p, 0 weight class). Barzilla is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Ima Boss. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Alford
vs
Barzilla

212 cm
19
346 lbs
0 - 4 - 0

201 cm
25
300 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Likes musicals

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Warren Alford!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Bubba Barzilla!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Barzilla throws a right and a left that both miss.
Barzilla swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Barzilla shoots in for a takedown but Alford shows good takedown defense.

Barzilla moves into the clinch successfully.

Alford pulls Barzilla into guard.
Alford wants to stand but Barzilla is controlling the position.
Barzilla content to stall in guard here.
Barzilla working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Barzilla decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Alford, up you get!

Barzilla closes the distance and clinches.
Alford tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Barzilla smiles and moves away.

Barzilla closes the distance and clinches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Barzilla is struggling to control the position.
Barzilla is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Alford is defending well for now.
Barzilla wants to break the clinch but can't.
Barzilla throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Alfords head.
Barzilla lands a body punch.
Alford is breathing heavily.
Barzilla works on Alford's body with a couple of short punches.
Barzilla presses Alford against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Barzilla lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Alford backwards.

Barzilla pulls Alford into guard.
Barzilla pulls Alford in close to his closed guard and prevents Alford from doing any damage or advancing position.

Barzilla uses the cage to get back to his feet.
Barzilla throws a right and a left that Alford avoids nicely.
Alford tried to counter with a leg kick but Barzilla avoided it.
A combination from Barzilla does no damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Barzilla connects with a left and a right that sees a clearly hurt Alford covering up! Barzilla comes in with a big uppercut and Alford goes doooown! He's slumped up against the cage, eyes staring blankly into space.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Bubba Barzilla!
Bubba Barzilla made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'Yeet yeet lmaoooo'.