PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Zyd Xydddddddd (ranked 7066 p4p, 0 weight class) and Khabib Dickface (ranked 4202 p4p, 0 weight class). I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Xydddddddd
vs
Dickface

190 cm
25
290 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

200 cm
26
285 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Big right hand

Decent wrestler
Counter fighter
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Zyd Xydddddddd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Khabib Dickface!
The judges for this bout are Aleksei Zolotukhin, Illya Tyunina and Valeri Chadov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Xydddddddd takes a swing at Dickface's ribcage but misses.

Dickface has Xydddddddd up against the cage in a clinch.

Dickface drags the fight down to the ground.
Dickface looking to hit a scissor sweep but Xydddddddd is one step ahead there.
Xydddddddd trying to control but Dickface is working from the bottom.
Xydddddddd stopping the sweep attempt from Dickface.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Xydddddddd looking to pass the guard.
Dickface tries to land a sweep but no joy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Xydddddddd wants to control from the top but Dickface keeps moving.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Dickface is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Xydddddddd throws a head kick but Dickface moves out of range.
Xydddddddd throws a head kick but Dickface moves out of range.
It seemed like Dickface was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.

Dickface gets in close and instigates a clinch.

Dickface gets control of Xydddddddd's arms and successfully pulls guard. Dickface will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Dickface is on top in guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Xydddddddd is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Dickface is aware though and is defending well.
Dickface working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Dickface with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Dickface chips away with some ground and pound.
Dickface slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Xydddddddd can't keep his opponent in guard - Dickface advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Dickface not doing much here.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Dickface lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Xydddddddd taking some punishment here, with Dickface in his half guard.
Dickface lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Dickface scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Dickface lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Well, if Dickface is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Nice strikes from Dickface there.
Dickface is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Dickface working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Dickface lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Xydddddddd is breathing heavily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice strikes from Dickface there.
Xydddddddd has hold of Dickface's hands but Dickface slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Dickface slips a nice elbow through Xydddddddd's hands, connecting with Xydddddddd's forehead.
Dickface is controlling the pace.
Dickface scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Dickface landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Dickface is nestled in close to Xydddddddd, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Dickface lands a big elbow - Xydddddddd is out of it! He's waving his arms around but his eyes are closed and he's not intelligently defending himself - the ref has no choice but to jump in and stop the fight! This one is in the books! A TKO win for Dickface!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Khabib Dickface!