PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bubba Barzilla (ranked 3851 p4p, 0 weight class) and Speedy Gonzalez (ranked 3944 p4p, 0 weight class). Barzilla's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Ima Boss. Speedy Gonzalez has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Bubba Barzilla's chin.

Barzilla
vs
Gonzalez

201 cm
25
300 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

185 cm
25
293 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Likes comics

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Bubba Barzilla!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Speedy Gonzalez!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Gonzalez changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Barzilla looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Barzilla misses with a strike from the bottom.
Barzilla tries to bench press Gonzalez off him but Gonzalez keeps the position.
Gonzalez working the head with strikes.
Gonzalez lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Barzilla tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Barzilla tries to slip a leg under to move to half guard but Gonzalez presses down on the leg and jumps into full mount!
Gonzalez lands a nice shot to the head.
Barzilla is wriggling around trying to escape.
Gonzalez trying to control but Barzilla is having none of it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Barzilla tries to lock up and control but Gonzalez gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Gonzalez unloads with some vicious shots from mount and Barzilla wants out - he looks towards the referee who steps in to save him! Gonzalez celebrates on the cage and the crowd goes wild!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Speedy Gonzalez!
Speedy Gonzalez decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.