PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Rascals Alfalfa (ranked 5557 p4p, 235 weight class) and Duke Nukem (ranked 5812 p4p, 247 weight class). Duke Nukem has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Alfalfa
vs
Nukem

160 cm
18
130 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

170 cm
18
140 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Very strong

Decent wrestler
Basic striking
Determined

Arcticus University: London

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rascals Alfalfa!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Duke Nukem!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick misses from Alfalfa.
Nukem swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Nukem clobbers Alfalfa with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Nukem cracks Alfalfa with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
The crowd cheers as Nukem lands an impressive looking overhand right. Alfalfa doesn't seem phased though.
Alfalfa tries to clinch up but Nukem circles away and keeps his distance.
Alfalfa darts in trying to clinch
and Nukem counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Nukem keeps the fight on the outside.
Alfalfa looks to clinch
and Nukem counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Alfalfa takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Nukem listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Nukem throws a shot from downtown. Alfalfa moves away and avoids it.
Alfalfa is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Nukem.
Alfalfa tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Nukem manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Alfalfa closes the distance looking to clinch
and Nukem counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Nukem throws a big shot that misses.
Nukem circles away from the clinch attempt
and Nukem counters with a nice uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Alfalfa slips under a jab.
Nukem throws a lazy right hand but Alfalfa sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Alfalfa uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Nukem.
The fight stays on the outside here - Alfalfa looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Alfalfa avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Nukem paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Nukem has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Alfalfa is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Nukem throws a lazy right hand but Alfalfa sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Alfalfa is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Nukem.
Alfalfa tries to clinch but Nukem moves away
and Nukem counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

Alfalfa is rocked!
Nukem looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Nukem drops a shoulder and throws a monster hook that connects perfectly to the side of Alfalfa's head, knocking him out cold! Nukem is extatic as he celebrates with his cornermen.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Duke Nukem!
A very excited looking Duke Nukem rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.