PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Slap Me And Call Me (ranked 7765 p4p, 232 weight class) and James Isaac Abraham (ranked 2922 p4p, 90 weight class). And Call Me has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. Slap Me And Call Me has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Me And Call Me
vs
Isaac Abraham

187 cm
25
245 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

182 cm
25
205 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Very strong

Good wrestler
Brawler
Heavy handed

Zenith Nutrition (160q/$200)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Slap Me And Call Me!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, James Isaac Abraham!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Phil Schofield and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fight stays on the outside here - And Call Me looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Abraham connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.

It looks like Slap Me And Call Me has been cut.
Abraham changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
And Call Me is breathing heavily.
Abraham fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.

Abraham cracks And Call Me with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! And Call Me looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Abraham finish him?

And Call Me is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Abraham ducks down into range and throws a picture perfect right hook that connects with And Call Me's jaw. And Call Me's eyes stare off into space as he falls to the mat, out cold! Abraham does the decent thing and steps back, rather than landing any shots to his unconscious opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). James Isaac Abraham!
A very excited looking James Isaac Abraham made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.