PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Lee Bruce (ranked 22726 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yahweh Falwell (ranked 14796 p4p, 0 weight class). Falwell is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Don't Stop Believing. Lee Bruce has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Bruce
vs
Falwell

150 cm
19
133 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

171 cm
44
136 lbs
2 - 98 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Big right hand

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Lee Bruce!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 98 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Yahweh Falwell!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Saam Ante and Albert Achterberg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bruce works Falwell's body with a nice hook.
Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Bruce finds Falwell's off switch, with a big overhand right that connects perfectly to the side of the head! Falwell flops back against the cage, eyes gazing into the distance. Bruce lands an unnecessary shot before the referee has time to step in and end the fight. Brutal stuff but I'm sure Falwell will be OK.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Lee Bruce!
The defeated Yahweh Falwell had this to say: 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I trained more instead praying, I might have avoided getting KO'd. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.