PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jerry Parrish (ranked 5470 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lee Turd (ranked 8212 p4p, 0 weight class). Lee Turd will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Parrish
vs
Turd

188 cm
18
346 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

225 cm
18
300 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jerry Parrish!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Lee Turd!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Colin Fray and Josh West.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Turd closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.

Turd seems to be working for a kimura but Parrish defends the submission attempt.

Turd is working for a kimura but Parrish is defending it quite comfortably.
Parrish is trying to get back to full guard.
Parrish is working hard here to advance position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Parrish desperately trying to maintain half guard.

Turd decides to stand and escape the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Parrish clinches up with Turd and pushes him back against the cage.
Turd can't break the clinch.
Parrish tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Turd just stands there and leans against the cage.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Parrish tries to stall but Turd uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Turd is trying to force a seperation but Parrish has the dominant position.
Parrish jumps guard but Turd stands there with Parrish around his waist. Parrish gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Turd tries to circle away but Parrish has him pinned against the cage.

Turd jumps guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Turd looking for a sweep. Not yet Turd, not yet.
Turd has momentary wrist control but Parrish slips an elbow through the middle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parrish in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Parrish working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Turd's head.
Turd looking to hit a scissor sweep but Parrish is one step ahead there.
Parrish postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Turd is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Parrish is controlling him.

Turd escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Parrish gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parrish postures up in Turd's guard and throws a big left but Turd blocks it.
Parrish chips away with some ground and pound.
Parrish scoring with punches to the head and body.

Turd is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Parrish is aware though and is defending well.

Turd is looking for a triangle but Parrish pushes his legs off easily.
Turd looks winded!

Turd is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Parrish is aware though and is defending well.
Turd avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Parrish scoring with some ground and pound.
Turd really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Parrish. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Parrish postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

Parrish decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.

Parrish closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Turd taking some punishment here, with Parrish in his half guard.
Parrish not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Turd tries to roll over but Parrish keeps him under control.
Turd is striking from the bottom but he's now found himself mounted! Oh dear - not enough focus on defense there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jerry Parrish dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Parrish dives in for a single leg takedown but Turd sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Turd is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.

Turd dives in and scores a takedown into Parrish's guard.

Parrish manages to wriggle out and sneak his way back up to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched up against the cage.

Parrish jumps into guard, dragging Turd to the mat.

Turd stands up from Parrish's guard - Turd perhaps looking for a knockout.

Turd gets the takedown into side control.
Parrish bucks up and tries to throw Turd off but instead Turd has got his back!
Jerry Parrish overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Parrish might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Turd controls the position.
Parrish is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Turd can do to turn this around?
Turd is trying to stick to Parrish's back but Parrish is turning into Turd. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in Turd's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by Parrish.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd striking off his back but it's not causing Parrish any problems.
Turd pulls Parrish in close to prevent any damage.

Turd escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Parrish gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Turd controls Parrish momentarily but Parrish frees himself.

Turd looking for subs off his back but Parrish has passed one foot through into half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Turd is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Turd moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Parrish has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Parrish postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parrish postures up in Turd's guard and throws a big left but Turd blocks it.
Parrish could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Turd wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Parrish throws a strike but Turd rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Turd trying to control the position from guard on top but Parrish is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Parrish is trying to control the position but Turd postures up.

Turd stands up from guard. Let's bang!

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Turd has closed the distance and engaged Parrish in a clinch.
Parrish tries for a takedown but Turd manages to get underhooks.
Parrish wants a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jerry Parrish. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Parrish has Turd pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Turd manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Turd lands with a light punch inside.

Turd pulls guard successfully.
Turd has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Turd's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Lee Turd will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Turd throws a push kick but Parrish slaps the foot to one side.

Turd shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Parrish is trying to defend but Turd finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Turd performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Parrish trying to control but Turd postures up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Turd wants to take a breather but Parrish is having none of it.
Parrish works his way to full guard. Good work.
Turd looking to pass the guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd trying to control the position from guard on top but Parrish is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Turd is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Turd is continuing to stall.
Parrish tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Parrish manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Turd manages to get himself to full guard.

Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Parrish is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Parrish's corner. There ya go! There ya go!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turd has momentary wrist control but Parrish slips an elbow through the middle.
Turd is trying to control the position but Parrish postures up.
Parrish is looking to work some ground and pound but Turd has wrist control.
Turd is controlling Parrish's posture.
Turd is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Parrish in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Parrish working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Turd closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Turd lands in his opponent's guard.
Parrish has a closed guard, preventing Turd from standing up.

Turd gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.

Turd scores with a takedown into Parrish's guard.
Parrish keeping moving, preventing Turd from controlling successfully.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parrish controls Turd momentarily but Turd frees himself.
Turd won't allow Parrish to sweep him here.

Turd decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.

Turd shoots in and bounces Parrish off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Turd trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

And that's the end of the fight!
Lee Turd comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Turd has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 28:29
Judge Colin Fray scores the fight 28:29
Judge Josh West scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lee Turd!