PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Altair Brain (ranked 3411 p4p, 0 weight class) and Maciej Gorski (ranked 21553 p4p, 0 weight class). Brain's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, 300 Violin. Gorski has chosen Harnaś as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Brain
vs
Gorski

182 cm
33
154 lbs
17 - 13 - 0

173 cm
30
156 lbs
6 - 18 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 13 - 0, fighting out of London, Altair Brain!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 18 - 1, fighting out of London, Maciej Gorski!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Phil Schofield and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gorski shoots in for a double leg but Brain sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Gorski shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
letting Brain counter with a right hand.
Gorski tries to score a power double leg takedown but Brain sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Gorski somewhat.
Altair Brain has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Maciej Gorski.
Gorski has his takedown stuffed
and Brain counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Brain throws a series of punches but Gorski avoids them all with ease.
Gorski with the counter takedown but Brain avoids it easily.
Brain keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Brain swinging wildly here.
Brain misses with a few strikes there.
Gorski feints the counter takedown.
Danga de danga de dang - Brain scores with a four punch combination!
Brain lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Brain.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Gorski fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Nice shot lands for Brain.
Brain cracks a nice hook into Gorski's ribs.
Nice sprawl there from Brain as Gorski shoots in.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Brain misses with a series of wild punches.
Gorski doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Brain counters with a head kick. That will keep Gorski thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Gorski shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Brain counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Brain lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Brain lands a slapping body shot.
Gorski closes this distance looking for a takedown but Brain circles away.
Gorski looks winded!
Brain throws a series of punches but Gorski avoids them all with ease.
Altair Brain is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Brain bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Brain scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Brain fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Decent striking displayed by Brain there.
Sloppy strikes from Brain. Those never looked like landing.
Brain connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Gorski momentarily.
Gorski with a poor takedown
and Brain counters with a nice uppercut.
Gorski has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Horrible takedown attempt by Gorski or perhaps it was just good defense by Brain, which made it look bad.
Brain seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Brain throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Brain scores with a nice body kick.
Brain fakes the leg kick and cracks Gorski in the body.
Brain scores with a jab.
Maciej Gorski seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gorski throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Brain's waist but Brain gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Gorski off to one side.
Brain is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Brain shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Gorski eats them both and turns towards Brain to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Brain lets loose with a powerful body kick. Gorski will feel that in the morning.
Brain scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Brain tries to bum rush Gorski with a series of wild strikes but Gorski uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Gorski doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Gorski takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A cross from Brain lands.
A cross from Brain lands.
A jab from Brain does it's job there.

Gorski is rocked!
Gorski takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Gorski is still on wobbly legs! Can Brain finish him?
Brain lands a jab-cross combination.
Brain fails to land with a series of punches.
Gorski tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Brain throws a right and a left that both miss.
Brain is working the combinations to good effect here.
An inside leg kick lands from Brain.
Brain scores with a body shot.
Gorski seems to have recovered his senses.
Gorski throws a right and a left that Brain avoids nicely.
Brain went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Brain is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Gorski shoots in but Brain avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Some wild striking there from Brain.
Gorski is trying desperately to land a takedown but Brain is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Gorski.
Gorski looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Brain is fending him off so far but Gorski persists. Nope, Brain circles away and we're back to standing.
Brain scores with a nice head shot.
Brain pushes Gorski away with a front kick.
Good shot there by Brain.
Brain throws a combination. Gorski tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Brain fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Gorski walks forward, straight into a front kick from Brain.
Brain jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Gorski.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Brain scoring well with a low kick there.
Brain throws a nice looking combination but Gorski bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Gorski drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Brain defends it well.
Brain lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Brain connects with a body shot.
Brain checks a low kick from Gorski.
Brain with a jab.
Gorski with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Brain to score with a decent uppercut.
Brain connects with a leg kick. Gorski looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Brain connects with a solid leg kick.
Brain looks to land a combination. Gorski sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Brain getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Brain stuffs the takedown attempt from Gorski. Gorski gets slowly back to his feet.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Gorski gets caught by a brutal right hook which buckles his knees! Gorski tries to backpedal with his spaghettilegs but Brain is headhunting and goes for the kill. A jab and a right hook connect and Gorski buckles badly as his eyes roll back. The referee steps in and saves Gorski!! Gorski is complaining but he was clearly out on his feet. Brain throws his mouthpiece into the crowd. Mmmm spit-tastic.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Altair Brain!
A very excited looking Altair Brain made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.