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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Katsu Laoka (ranked 3554 p4p, 446 weight class) and Elijah Pitakaka (ranked 10557 p4p, 646 weight class). Pitakaka has chosen my dick as his entrance music. This should be a great matchup!
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205 lbs
33 - 22 - 5 |
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189 cm
43
217 lbs
30 - 37 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
33 - 22 - 5, fighting out of Las Vegas, Katsu Laoka!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
30 - 37 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Elijah Pitakaka!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Elvis Blanc and Alec Ball.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pitakaka misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pitakaka throws a lazy body kick
and Laoka counters with a thumping low kick.
Jab by Laoka.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pitakaka throws a sloppy head kick and Laoka moves out of range easily.
Pitakaka swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Laoka moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Laoka tests Pitakaka's chin there with a solid looking shot.
It looks like Elijah Pitakaka has been cut.
A head kick misses from Pitakaka.
Laoka moves in looking to clinch but Pitakaka pushes him off.
Pitakaka misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Laoka lands with an overhand left.
Laoka closes the distance and clinches.
Laoka scores a nice knee to the body.
Pitakaka looks winded!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Laoka lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Laoka lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Laoka lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Laoka creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Laoka landing knees to the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Laoka.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A frustrated look appears on Pitakaka's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for Laoka.
Laoka working Pitakaka over with knees to the body.
Laoka lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Laoka lands a left hand that snaps the head of Pitakaka backwards.
Laoka is leaning against Pitakaka and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Laoka softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Laoka.
Pitakaka is rocked!
Laoka drops Pitakaka onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Pitakaka is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Pitakaka is still on wobbly legs! Can Laoka finish him?
This has been an exciting period of action!
Laoka lands a good knee to the midsection. Pitakaka won't want to take too many of those.
Laoka throws a big uppercut that drops Pitakaka! More strikes from Laoka and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Pitakaka lies dazed against the cage as Laoka celebrates with his cornermen!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Katsu Laoka!
Katsu Laoka tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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