PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Editiny Dick (ranked 291 p4p, 40 weight class) and Fujiwara Tsuyoshi (ranked 398 p4p, 47 weight class). Dick comes to the cage accompanied by Penis song. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Dick
vs
Tsuyoshi

167 cm
37
132 lbs
19 - 11 - 3

172 cm
34
149 lbs
28 - 13 - 0

BJJ Red Belt
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 11 - 3, fighting out of Las Vegas, Editiny Dick!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fujiwara Tsuyoshi!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dick tests Tsuyoshi's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Tsuyoshi drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Dick swings widly with a right hand
and Tsuyoshi connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Fujiwara Tsuyoshi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tsuyoshi ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dick moves away.
Tsuyoshi lands a nice shot to the body.
Dick misses with a straight left.
Tsuyoshi bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
It seemed like Tsuyoshi was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Dick misses with a hook.
Tsuyoshi throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tsuyoshi throws a head kick that misses.
Tsuyoshi connects with a single shot there.
Tsuyoshi fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Tsuyoshi's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Tsuyoshi duly obliges.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dick lands with a hook. Tsuyoshi tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Tsuyoshi waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dick.
Tsuyoshi rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Dick counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A telegraphed right hand from Tsuyoshi misses the target.
Tsuyoshi connects with a looping right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Dick.
Dick misses with a looping left.
Dick sets himself, and Tsuyoshi steps forward looking for the clinch! Dick avoids it this time.
Fujiwara Tsuyoshi is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Dick walks into a left hand.
Tsuyoshi throws a big shot that misses.
Tsuyoshi jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Dick avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Dick tries to counter by clinching up but Tsuyoshi breaks away and moves out of range.
Dick scores with a shot to the body.
No joy there for Tsuyoshi, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Dick attempts a counter takedown but Tsuyoshi avoids it well and moves away.
The fight stays on the outside here - Tsuyoshi looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Dick throwing a counter right hand but Tsuyoshi manages to avoid it.
Dick darts in looking for a takedown but Tsuyoshi gets double underhooks and turns Dick into the cage.
Dick throws a hook but Tsuyoshi avoids it easily.
Tsuyoshi lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Tsuyoshi misses with a few strikes there.
Dick appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Tsuyoshi throws a sloppy body shot
and Dick counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Tsuyoshi moves out of range as Dick strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tsuyoshi tries to clinch but Dick moves out of range.
Tsuyoshi lands with a shot to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dick fails to land with a series of punches.
A swing and a miss from Dick.
Dick missing with a left hand there. Tsuyoshi was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Tsuyoshi tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dick swats him away and circles back towards the center.

Tsuyoshi instigates a clinch.
Tsuyoshi lands a nice uppercut.
Dick blocks an elbow strike from Tsuyoshi.
Tsuyoshi tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Dick avoids it.
Dick working aggressively here.
Tsuyoshi misses with the head strike.
Dick tries for a takedown. No joy.
Tsuyoshi doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Tsuyoshi can't find room to land a body shot as Dick controls the action.
Dick working aggressively here.
Tsuyoshi can't find room to land a body shot as Dick controls the action.

Dick manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tsuyoshi showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dick controls Tsuyoshi momentarily but Tsuyoshi frees himself.

Tsuyoshi got a little sloppy there for a moment and Dick has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Tsuyoshi has managed to get both his arms back between Dick's legs - danger averted.
Tsuyoshi sitting in guard, not really doing much.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.

Dick looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Tsuyoshi trying to control the position from guard on top but Dick is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Tsuyoshi preventing the sweep.
Tsuyoshi stays in close to Dick's body and controls the position.

Dick working for a triangle but Tsuyoshi defends it easily.
Dick working a defensive guard here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fujiwara Tsuyoshi dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

A telegraphed right hand from Tsuyoshi misses the target.
Dick chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Tsuyoshi can pounce on him.
Tsuyoshi throws a body punch but Dick moves out of range.
Tsuyoshi fails in his attempt to clinch.
Tsuyoshi moves in looking to clinch but Dick pushes him off.
A big right from Dick misses.
Dick slips under a jab from Tsuyoshi.
Dick stalks Tsuyoshi and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Tsuyoshi's face. Tsuyoshi staggers backwards, shaken.
A swing and a miss from Dick.
Tsuyoshi lands a lovely overhand right.
Tsuyoshi moves to clinch but Dick breaks away
and Dick counters with a nice uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tsuyoshi thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dick scores with a hook.
Tsuyoshi lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A looping hook to the body misses from Tsuyoshi. Dick does a little dance to reset his feet.
Tsuyoshi swats away the attempt to clinch by Dick.
Tsuyoshi throws a counter combo.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tsuyoshi throws an overhand right that lands on Dick's shoulder, as Dick tries to avoid the shot.
A shot to the liver by Tsuyoshi. Beautiful body shot.
Dick ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Dick keeps the fight on the outside.
Tsuyoshi takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Tsuyoshi ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dick moves away.
As Tsuyoshi tries to get set, Dick tries to push him back and clinch up but Tsuyoshi manages to avoid the attempt.
Dick connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Tsuyoshi's hands.
Dick dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

Tsuyoshi closes the distance and clinches.
Tsuyoshi working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Dick takes an elbow to the forehead.

It looks like Editiny Dick has been cut.
Tsuyoshi swings wildly with an uppercut but Dick uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dick misses with a short punch on the inside.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dick misses with a hook to the ribs.
Tsuyoshi misses with an elbow over the top.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A body shot lands from Tsuyoshi.
A nice right hand lands inside from Dick.
Tsuyoshi tries to throw a body punch but Dick avoids it by throwing Tsuyoshi back against the cage.
Tsuyoshi with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Dick tries a body shot but Tsuyoshi blocks it.
Dick blocks an elbow strike.
Tsuyoshi tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dick's elbow.
Dick blocks an uppercut.
Dick misses with a body punch.
Still in the clinch, Dick scores with a nice short uppercut.
Dick swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Tsuyoshi lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Dick fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dick works on Tsuyoshi's body with a couple of short punches.
Nice elbow from Tsuyoshi.
Dick tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Tsuyoshi's elbow.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Tsuyoshi.
Tsuyoshi tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tsuyoshi throws a head punch that misses.
Tsuyoshi pushes Dick back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dick fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Tsuyoshi.
Dick tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Tsuyoshi swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Tsuyoshi working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Dick misses with a hook from the clinch.
Tsuyoshi lands on the inside with an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dick.
Dick is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Tsuyoshi blocking some punches.
A short right from Dick.
Dick is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Tsuyoshi swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Tsuyoshi obliges.
Fujiwara Tsuyoshi seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tsuyoshi lands a nice uppercut.
Tsuyoshi tries to work over Dick's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tsuyoshi using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Dick has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Tsuyoshi blocks a body shot from Dick.
Tsuyoshi lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Dick backwards.
Tsuyoshi tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dick swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Tsuyoshi lands a left hand.
Tsuyoshi tries a body shot but Dick blocks it.
Tsuyoshi lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Dick backwards.
Tsuyoshi swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dick throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Dick swings wildly with an uppercut but Tsuyoshi uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dick swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Tsuyoshi misses with an elbow strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fujiwara Tsuyoshi showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Editiny Dick's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Tsuyoshi connects with the punch.
Dick dodges the punch combination from Tsuyoshi.
Dick appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Dick misses with an uppercut.
Tsuyoshi throws a hook to the side of Dick's head but Dick sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Tsuyoshi fails with an attempt to clinch.
Dick blocks a head kick by Tsuyoshi.
Tsuyoshi has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Tsuyoshi tries to clinch
and Dick counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Tsuyoshi throws a body shot but no joy.
Dick misses with an uppercut. Tsuyoshi saw that one coming.
Tsuyoshi rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Dick moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tsuyoshi swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Dick lands with a good body shot.
Dick with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Tsuyoshi swinging wildly here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tsuyoshi swings widly with a right hand

and Dick holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Dick has a couple of punches blocked by Tsuyoshi.
Dick blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Dick misses with a punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dick.
Tsuyoshi throws a punch but it's blocked by Dick.
Dick throws a head punch that misses.
Dick digs a right hand underneath Tsuyoshi's ribcage. Tsuyoshi let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Dick fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dick tries to pull guard but Tsuyoshi forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Dick working aggressively here.
Dick blocks a body shot from Tsuyoshi.
Tsuyoshi prevents a body shot from Dick.
Dick throws a head punch that misses.
Tsuyoshi missing with knees to the body.
Tsuyoshi tries to throw a body punch but Dick avoids it by throwing Tsuyoshi back against the cage.
Tsuyoshi makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Dick can't find room to land a body shot as Tsuyoshi controls the action.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Dick.
Tsuyoshi cracks Dick with a nice body shot.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dick.
Knees in the clinch landing for Tsuyoshi.
Tsuyoshi lands a knee to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tsuyoshi blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dick fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Tsuyoshi blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Tsuyoshi lands a left hand that snaps the head of Dick backwards.
Dick throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Tsuyoshis head.
Dick lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Dick taking a breather.
Dick working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Tsuyoshi.
Dick lands a left hand that snaps the head of Tsuyoshi backwards.
Dick struggles to land a body shot inside as Tsuyoshi controls his hands.
Tsuyoshi misses with a body punch.
Tsuyoshi throws an elbow that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tsuyoshi lands an elbow inside that Dick shrugs off.
Tsuyoshi pushes Dick back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Tsuyoshi creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Dick's defenses.
Dick fails to pull the fight into his guard.
A short right from Tsuyoshi.
Tsuyoshi scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Tsuyoshi landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Tsuyoshi presses Dick against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Tsuyoshi prevents a takedown attempt there.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Editiny Dick. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Tsuyoshi misses with a body punch.
Editiny Dick has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Tsuyoshi lands an uppercut.

Dick pulls guard successfully.
Tsuyoshi not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Dick has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Tsuyoshi can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tsuyoshi showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Dick is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Tsuyoshi's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Dick keeping moving, preventing Tsuyoshi from controlling successfully.
Tsuyoshi is stalling in the full guard.
Tsuyoshi trying to control the position from guard on top but Dick is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.

And that's the end of the fight!
Fujiwara Tsuyoshi comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Tsuyoshi winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 27:30
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fujiwara Tsuyoshi!
In his post fight interview, Fujiwara Tsuyoshi started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
Editiny Dick spoke after the fight, saying 'Good match, and now I'll be going back home to my wife whose as usual, would cuck me'.