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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between FannyPack SissyPants (ranked 18 p4p, 1 weight class) and Dustin Kruger (ranked 39 p4p, 1 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think SissyPants might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Scooters. Kruger is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Enter The Spingbok Ninja. FannyPack SissyPants has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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243 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
28 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, FannyPack SissyPants!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
31 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dustin Kruger!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kruger throws a leg kick
and SissyPants connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
SissyPants has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! in the buildup to the fight.
Nice uppercut lands for SissyPants. That snapped Kruger's head back.
SissyPants looks to land a left hand but Kruger moved out of range nicely.
Kruger dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on SissyPants. That did some damage!
Kruger turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
SissyPants on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
SissyPants throws the left hand but Kruger avoids the punch easily.
Kruger lands a nice looking kick to the body. SissyPants takes a step back to recover.
Kruger pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
SissyPants throws a body punch but Kruger moves out of range.
A telegraphed right hand from SissyPants misses the target.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Kruger.
SissyPants tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Kruger manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
SissyPants is looking to clinch.
Kruger ducks down and throws a hook to the body but SissyPants moves away.
SissyPants misses with an uppercut
and Kruger counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Kruger tried to score with a low kick but SissyPants checks it.
SissyPants misses with a lunging right hand
and Kruger counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
SissyPants works Kruger's body with a nice hook.
SissyPants misses with a straight left.
SissyPants takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
SissyPants stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Kruger.
SissyPants throws a body punch but Kruger moves out of range.
Kruger misses with an uppercut. SissyPants saw that one coming.
SissyPants misses the jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
SissyPants takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Good standup being displayed there by SissyPants as he connects with a hook.
Kruger lands a jab to SissyPants's midsection.
SissyPants scores with a decent looking hook.
It looks like Dustin Kruger has been cut.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Kruger.
Kruger is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by SissyPants.
SissyPants rushes Kruger and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
SissyPants misses with a short punch on the inside.
Kruger has a couple of punches blocked by SissyPants.
SissyPants misses with a hook to the ribs.
A short body shot lands from Kruger as the two fighters clinch.
Kruger fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kruger misses with a body punch.
Kruger lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt SissyPants or not.
SissyPants tries a body shot but Kruger blocks it.
Nice body punch from Kruger.
SissyPants is breathing heavily.
Kruger stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A left hand lands to the body for Kruger.
A left hand lands to the body for Kruger.
Kruger is leaning against SissyPants and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Kruger lands with a light punch inside.
Kruger pushes SissyPants back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Kruger lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
SissyPants takes a shot to the head.
Kruger misses with a shot to the kidneys.
SissyPants's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kruger lands a left hand.
Kruger lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
SissyPants blocks a body shot from Kruger.
Kruger fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kruger scores with a shoulder strike.
SissyPants misses with a punch on the inside.
A short right from Kruger.
Kruger throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Kruger lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Kruger.
Kruger fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kruger escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
SissyPants moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Kruger ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Kruger lands a big uppercut and SissyPants crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but SissyPants looks OK. Kruger waves SissyPants back to his feet!
SissyPants is rocked!
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
SissyPants walks into a straight right, dropping him to the canvas! Kruger swarms him and finishes the fight with a hail of punches! What a brutal finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Dustin Kruger!
Dustin Kruger is the new super heavyweight champion!
During a confident post fight interview, Dustin Kruger thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
The defeated FannyPack SissyPants had this to say: 'Now I go ride my scooter. That was no fun. And my scooter makes me smile again. Because my scooter is fun.'.
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hype
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FIGHT
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