PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jack Blue (ranked 5419 p4p, 416 weight class) and Stanley Yelnats Xiii (ranked 5392 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Blue
vs
Yelnats Xiii

193 cm
18
205 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

193 cm
19
265 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Prefers standup

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jack Blue!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Stanley Yelnats Xiii!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Hugh Johnson and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick misses from Blue.
Yelnats Xiii appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Blue throws a combination that misses

and Yelnats Xiii counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Blue!
Blue bucks up and tries to throw Yelnats Xiii off but instead Yelnats Xiii has got his back!
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.

Blue is trying to defend against the choke here but Yelnats Xiii has an arm under his chin. This one might not last much longer. Yelnats Xiii Tightens the hold and Blue taps out furiously! Yelnats Xiii displays superior BJJ to win the fight.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Stanley Yelnats Xiii!
A relieved looking Stanley Yelnats Xiii thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.