PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pikey Chav (ranked 1077 p4p, 171 weight class) and Chubby Noel (ranked 2439 p4p, 348 weight class). Chav comes to the cage accompanied by Shamrock. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Chav
vs
Noel

187 cm
27
212 lbs
10 - 9 - 0

198 cm
31
215 lbs
10 - 7 - 0

BJJ Red Belt
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Pikey Chav!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Chubby Noel!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, James Glass and Paul Tew.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chav catches Noel with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
A head kick from Noel lands but Chav takes it in his stride.

It looks like Pikey Chav has been cut.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Noel - that will leave a mark!
A head kick misses from Noel.
Chav scores with a shot to the body.
Noel misses with a wild body shot.
Chav slips a straight right by Noel.
Noel throws a right and a left that Chav avoids nicely.
Chav on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Chav scores with a leg kick.
Chav tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Noel was well out of range. Poor timing from Chav.
Chav blocks a leg kick.
Chav misses with a body punch
and Noel counters with a straight right hand.
Chav definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Chav misses with a low kick as Noel jumps back.
Chav misses with a hook
and Chav takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A lazy body kick from Noel
letting Chav counter with a right hand.
Noel throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Chav on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Chubby Noel is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Good shot there by Noel.
Chav throws a body kick that misses.
Chav does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Noel throws a head kick that Chav semi-blocks.
Noel throws a shot from downtown. Chav moves away and avoids it.
Noel connects with the punch.
Noel swings and misses with a shot to the body
enabling Chav to counter with a crisp jab.
Noel misses the shot to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Chav. Noel does a little dance to reset his feet.
Chav keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Noel rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Chav moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Chav. Noel does a little dance to reset his feet.
Chav lands a really nice looking cross but Noel seems unphased.
A solid body kick from Chav.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Chav swings widly with a right hand
and Noel counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Chav swings widly with a right hand
and Noel counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A looping hook to the body misses from Chav. Noel does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Noel throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Chav connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Noel ducks under a wild hook from Chav.
Noel swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Noel moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Chav throws a body punch but Noel moves out of range.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Noel! But no joy.
Chav lands a leg kick that knocks Noel off balance momentarily.
Chav tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Noel was well out of range. Poor timing from Chav.
Noel looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Noel throws a combination that misses
and Chav counters with a nice leg kick.
Chav jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Noel has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Chav throws the left hand but Noel avoids the punch easily.
Chav throws a body shot but no joy.
Chav lands a nice looking kick to the body. Noel takes a step back to recover.

Chav closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Noel pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Chav misses with a punch on the inside.
Chav pushes Noel back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chav is trying to pull guard but Noel has him pressed against the cage.
Noel takes a shot to the head.
Chav lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Noel backwards.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Chav.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Chav creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A right hook to the body lands for Chav.
Chav lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Noel backwards.

Chav manages to pull guard.
Chav pulls Noel in to control the position.
Chav has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.

Chav has managed to work for a loose triangle. I think Noel should be able to defend this one pretty easily though. Oh, Chav has tightened it up now! Noel should have reacted faster there - he's in big trouble and yes, he's tapped out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Pikey Chav!
Pikey Chav decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.