PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fok Boi (ranked 2769 p4p, 135 weight class) and Edward Beerhands (ranked 1542 p4p, 63 weight class). Beerhands is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Drinkin'. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Boi
vs
Beerhands

211 cm
25
288 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

185 cm
25
205 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Big right hand

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fok Boi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Edward Beerhands!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Richard Clark and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Beerhands connects with a crisp jab.
A big left from Boi misses.
Boi takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Beerhands takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Beerhands scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Decent striking displayed by Boi there.

Beerhands instigates a clinch.
Beerhands lands a nice shot to the body.
Boi wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Beerhands has him pressed against the cage.
Boi is trying to break the clinch but Beerhands has him pressed against the cage.
Beerhands is leaning against Boi and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Boi wants to break the clinch but can't.

Beerhands ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Beerhands no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.

Beerhands has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Boi can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Beerhands pulls Boi in close to prevent any damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Beerhands is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Boi would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Beerhands is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Boi trying to stand up but can't free himself from Beerhands's guard.

Boi gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Beerhands ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Beerhands misses with a hook.
Boi lands with a right hand.
Beerhands lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.

It looks like Fok Boi has been cut.
Nice defenses there by Beerhands.
Boi misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Beerhands.
Boi throws a body punch but Beerhands moves out of range.
Beerhands scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Boi has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Malmi Aitta in the buildup to the fight.
Beerhands's corner calls for a 1-2. Beerhands obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lazy left from Beerhands finds it's target.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Beerhands clinches.

Beerhands jumps into guard, dragging Boi to the mat.

Beerhands is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Boi wants to stand but Beerhands is controlling his posture from full guard.

Beerhands had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Boi defends it easily.
Boi trying to stand up but can't free himself from Beerhands's guard.
Boi is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.

Boi gets to his feet - Beerhands follows without any prompting.
Boi drops his hands momentarily and Beerhands takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
A swing and a miss from Boi.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Beerhands takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
A slow jab from Boi misses its intended target.
Boi throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Beerhands throws out a counter right but Boi avoids it with no problem.
Beerhands defending well as Boi loads up on a big left hand.
Beerhands digs a good body shot into Boi's ribs.
Boi missing with a left hand there. Beerhands was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Boi throws a lazy right hand but Beerhands sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Beerhands misses with a straight right.
Boi clobbers Beerhands with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.

Beerhands drives through and clinches with Boi against the cage.
Beerhands tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Boi tries to break the clinch but Beerhands is controlling the position.
Beerhands is leaning against Boi and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Boi working hard to break the clinch.
Beerhands lands a right hand that snaps the head of Boi backwards.
Beerhands jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Boi walks away with a smile on his face. Beerhands gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Boi throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Beerhands lands a jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Beerhands slips a jab from Boi.
Fok Boi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Boi misses with a hook

and Beerhands counters by moving into the clinch.
Beerhands's coach down at Fit-Out was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Beerhands's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Boi is trying to break the clinch but Beerhands is controlling him.
Beerhands works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Beerhands lands a body shot.
Boi is breathing heavily.
Beerhands lands a body shot in the clinch.

Beerhands jumps guard and drags Boi to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Beerhands manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Boi manages to get himself to full guard.

Beerhands won't allow Boi to sweep him here.
Beerhands seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Boi trying to control the position.
Beerhands wants to pass the guard but Boi is keeping the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Edward Beerhands dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Fok Boi's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Beerhands closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.

Beerhands jumps into guard, dragging Boi to the mat.
Boi tries to stand but Beerhands is controlling from the bottom.

Beerhands looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Beerhands is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.

Beerhands is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Boi is aware though and is defending well.
Beerhands is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

Beerhands has his foot on Boi's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Boi works his way back into a safe position though.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Beerhands is active off his back here, looking for submissions.

Boi stands and steps away. Beerhands gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Boi just misses with a punch to the body.
Beerhands has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Boi throws a jab when Beerhands was well out of range.
Boi lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Beerhands looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Boi cracks Beerhands with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
A big left from Boi misses.
Beerhands tries to counter with a clinch but Boi shakes him off and moves away.
Beerhands ducks right into an uppercut from Boi.
Boi lands a jab.

Beerhands instigates a clinch.
Boi misses with a hook from the clinch.
Boi has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Beerhands has Boi pressed against the cage, preventing Boi from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Beerhands lands a shot to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Boi.
Beerhands tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Beerhands keeps control of Boi as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Boi wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Beerhands lands a hook that snaps the head of Boi backwards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Beerhands pushes Boi back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Beerhands lands a nice uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Beerhands jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Boi walks away with a smile on his face. Beerhands gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Boi throws a jab but it's blocked by Beerhands.
Fok Boi is winning the standup battle so far.
Beerhands swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Beerhands lands with a good body shot.
Boi looks to land a left hand but Beerhands moved out of range nicely.
Boi waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Beerhands.
Boi avoids the body shot from Beerhands.
Boi is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Beerhands uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Boi.
Beerhands listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Beerhands slips a jab from Boi.
Beerhands throws out a counter right but Boi avoids it with no problem.
Boi jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Boi throws a lazy right hand but Beerhands sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Boi walks into a jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Good standup being displayed there by Beerhands as he connects with a hook.
Beerhands stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Boi rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Beerhands counters with a straight right hand.

Boi is rocked!
Boi glances at the clock... BAM! Beerhands nails him with a big right hand! A momentary lapse in concentration sends Boi crashing to the mat! The referee steps in and this one is over! Damn, Boi is out of it, he thinks the ref is his opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:19 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Edward Beerhands!
During a confident post fight interview, Edward Beerhands thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.