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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Kim Il Sung (ranked 2874 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ryan Yoder (ranked 4485 p4p, 0 weight class). Il Sung's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Death in Vegas- Dirt. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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185 lbs
22 - 18 - 0 |
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185 cm
19
176 lbs
1 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ Red Belt
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
22 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Kim Il Sung!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Ryan Yoder!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Micheangelo Fripello and Jeff Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Il Sung clinches with his opponent.
Knees in the clinch landing for Il Sung.
Il Sung lands with a short shot to the head.
Yoder has had enough of the clinch but Il Sung keeps him there for the moment.
Yoder wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Il Sung keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Yoder's efforts to push away.
Il Sung successfully pulls guard.
Yoder content to sit in guard, stalling... Great. Oh but he could get punished here because Il Sung has locked up a guillotine! Il Sung's face is contorted as he sqeezes tight on the submission attempt - will he finish? Yoder is holding on here and Il Sung must be using up a lot of energy. Yoder has gone limp! He's out! He's out cold! Il Sung gets to his feet, tossing aside his stricken foe. Arms raised, he milks the applause from the crowd. Great submission!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Kim Il Sung!
A relieved looking Kim Il Sung thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
81% |
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