PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Testicular Cancer (ranked 1179 p4p, 68 weight class) and BM Websphere (ranked 633 p4p, 28 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Cancer
vs
Websphere

170 cm
26
143 lbs
8 - 4 - 1

175 cm
25
135 lbs
11 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Urban Fighter
Bee Krazy

Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Testicular Cancer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, BM Websphere!
The judges for this bout are Radbod Blank, Nard Betker and Paulsen Ambrosius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Websphere throws a leg kick
and Cancer connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
BM Websphere seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Websphere throws a shot from downtown. Cancer moves away and avoids it.
Websphere looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Cancer definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Cancer loads up on a big right hand but Websphere slips the punch.
Websphere swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Cancer throws out a powerful jab.
Left hook, right uppercut from Websphere.

Cancer tries to keep at a distance but Websphere has taken the fight into the clinch.
Cancer throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Webspheres head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Websphere.
Websphere pushes Cancer back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Websphere blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cancer lands a right hand that snaps the head of Websphere backwards.
Websphere blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cancer blocks a body shot from Websphere.
Cancer gets through Websphere's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Websphere is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Websphere blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Websphere is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A short left from Websphere.
Websphere swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cancer misses with a short punch on the inside.
Websphere softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Websphere is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Cancer is keeping busy.
Cancer misses with a punch to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cancer.
Cancer struggles to land a body shot inside as Websphere controls his hands.
Websphere scores with a shoulder strike.
Websphere doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Websphere lands an uppercut.
Websphere misses with a short punch on the inside.
Websphere wants to break free but Cancer has control.
Cancer stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Cancer lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Websphere backwards.
Still in the clinch, Cancer scores with a nice short uppercut.

Websphere breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Cancer swings for the body but Websphere moves out of range.

Cancer instigates a clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A head punch on the inside from Websphere fails to land.
A short uppercut from Cancer.
Websphere blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cancer throws a head punch that misses.
Cancer lands a body punch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Cancer.
Websphere tries to work over Cancer's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Websphere prevents a body shot from Cancer.
Websphere misses with some punches.
Cancer works on Websphere's body with a couple of short punches.
Cancer lands a body punch.
Cancer can't find room to land a body shot as Websphere controls the action.
Websphere can't find room to land a body shot as Cancer controls the action.
Cancer blocks a body shot from Websphere.
Cancer works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Websphere is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Cancer is keeping busy.
Cancer lands a left hand.
Cancer's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cancer.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cancer swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Websphere lands a body shot.
Cancer throws a punch but it's blocked by Websphere.
Cancer fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cancer lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Websphere stalling.
Cancer misses with the head strike.
Cancer misses with a punch on the inside.
Cancer lands a right hand that snaps the head of Websphere backwards.
Cancer lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Cancer misses with some punches.
Websphere lands a right hand that snaps the head of Cancer backwards.

Websphere's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Cancer slips under a jab.
Cancer moves in looking to clinch but Websphere pushes him off.
Cancer throws a hook but Websphere avoids it easily.
Cancer lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Websphere throws a head kick that looked like it stung.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cancer. Websphere does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cancer moves out of range as Websphere strikes.

Websphere closes the distance and clinches.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Cancer cracks Websphere with a nice body shot.
Websphere takes a shot to the head.
Websphere fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cancer lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Websphere fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Websphere throws a punch but it's blocked by Cancer.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cancer.
Websphere goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Websphere blocks an uppercut.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Websphere prevents a body shot from Cancer.
A nice right hand lands inside from Cancer.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Websphere.
Websphere lands a right hand.
Cancer working aggressively here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Testicular Cancer dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Cancer misses with an uppercut. Websphere saw that one coming.
Cancer scores with a hook.

Websphere has Cancer up against the cage in a clinch.
Cancer is working Websphere over against the cage.
Websphere blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cancer throws a punch but it's blocked by Websphere.
Cancer is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Websphere can do to turn this around?
Cancer lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Cancer digs a right hand into Websphere's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Websphere's gas tank.
Websphere lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Websphere misses with a punch to the body.
Websphere is trying to push Cancer away but Cancer has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Cancer doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cancer tries to work over Websphere's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Cancer misses with a punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cancer.
Websphere misses with a punch to the body.
Cancer misses with a body punch.
Websphere misses with a short punch on the inside.
A short right from Websphere.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cancer tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A body shot lands from Websphere.
Websphere lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Cancer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cancer scores with a shot to the side of Websphere's head.
Cancer misses with some punches.
Cancer throws a punch but it's blocked by Websphere.
Cancer tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Websphere's elbow.
A head punch on the inside from Websphere fails to land.
Websphere misses with a punch to the body.
Cancer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cancer misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cancer lands a right hand that snaps the head of Websphere backwards.
Cancer swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cancer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Websphere tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cancer lands a body punch.
Websphere swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cancer lands with a light punch inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cancer swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Websphere prevents a body shot from Cancer.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Websphere blocks a body shot from Cancer.
Cancer blocks an uppercut.
Cancer misses with a hook to the ribs.
Cancer lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.

Websphere manages to break the clinch.
Good leg kick by Websphere there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Websphere lands an overhand right.

Cancer closes the distance and clinches.
Cancer misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cancer lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Websphere or not.
Cancer misses with a punch to the body.
Websphere misses with the head strike.
Websphere blocking some punches.
A nice right hand lands inside from Cancer.
Websphere blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Cancer creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Cancer has a couple of punches blocked by Websphere.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Websphere swings wildly with an uppercut but Cancer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Websphere blocks a body shot from Cancer.
Cancer throws a head punch that misses.

Websphere breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Cancer takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Websphere tries to land a front kick but Cancer steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Websphere slips a straight right by Cancer.
Websphere throws a fast counter high kick but Cancer manages to duck under it in time.
Websphere defending well as Cancer loads up on a big left hand.
Cancer fails with an attempt to clinch.
Websphere jabs at Cancer's body.
Cancer checks the leg kick.
Cancer keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Cancer fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Websphere takes one to the side of the head.
Websphere gets cracked there but stands up to it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Cancer drives through and clinches with Websphere against the cage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A right hook to the body lands for Cancer.
Cancer prevents a body shot from Websphere.
Websphere struggles to land a body shot inside as Cancer controls his hands.
Cancer lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Cancer lands a left hand.
Cancer misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Cancer goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Cancer misses with a short punch on the inside.
Websphere blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cancer blocking some punches.
A short uppercut from Cancer.
Websphere lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A right hook to the body lands for Cancer.
Websphere working hard to break the clinch.
Websphere blocking some punches.
Websphere blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Websphere lands a right hand that snaps the head of Cancer backwards.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Testicular Cancer dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Cancer just misses with a punch to the body.
BM Websphere seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Websphere.
Websphere misses with a hook. Cancer ducked under it nicely.
Websphere lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Websphere circles away from the clinch attempt
and Websphere counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Cancer moves out of range of the strikes.
Websphere ducks right into an uppercut from Cancer.
Websphere tries a head kick but it misses.
Websphere steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Cancer.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Websphere throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A punch combination from Cancer misses.
Websphere misses with a right hand

and Cancer counters by clinching up.
Websphere fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A battle for position here, against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Websphere blocks an uppercut.
Cancer scores with a shoulder strike.
Cancer misses with a punch on the inside.
Websphere prevents a body shot from Cancer.
Cancer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cancer lands with a light punch inside.
Websphere goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Websphere misses with a body punch.
Websphere wants to stall.
Websphere lands a left hand.
Cancer lands a shot to the body.
Websphere has a couple of punches blocked by Cancer.
Cancer lands a right hand.
Cancer gets through Websphere's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Websphere throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Cancers head.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Websphere misses with a body punch.
BM Websphere has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Testicular Cancer is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Cancer on the inside.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cancer lands a body punch in the clinch.
Cancer blocks a body shot from Websphere.
Cancer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cancer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Websphere tries to work over Cancer's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Websphere working aggressively here.
Testicular Cancer has scored more points in the clinch so far.
The referee is keeping an eye on Websphere - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Websphere fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cancer scores with a shoulder strike.
Cancer blocks an uppercut.
Websphere misses with the head strike.
Websphere takes a shot to the head.
A head punch on the inside from Websphere fails to land.
Cancer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Websphere tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Cancer's elbow.
Websphere struggles to land a body shot inside as Cancer controls his hands.
A right handed body shot lands from Websphere.
Cancer throws a punch but it's blocked by Websphere.
A head punch on the inside from Websphere fails to land.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Websphere misses with a shot to the kidneys.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Websphere.
Websphere misses with the head strike.
Cancer lands a right hand.
Websphere goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Websphere has a couple of punches blocked by Cancer.
Websphere is trying to stall.
Websphere swings wildly with an uppercut but Cancer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Websphere blocks an uppercut.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Testicular Cancer.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Cancer, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Radbod Blank scores the fight 30:27
Judge Nard Betker scores the fight 30:27
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Testicular Cancer!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Testicular Cancer waved his t-shirt featuring Urban Fighter's logo in front of the cameras.