PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Super SuperHeavyWeight (ranked 500 p4p, 58 weight class) and Jason Imbert (ranked 2375 p4p, 253 weight class). Imbert has chosen Welcome to the jungle-by GUNS N ROSES as his entrance music. Jason Imbert will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

SuperHeavyWeight
vs
Imbert

185 cm
28
280 lbs
15 - 2 - 0

197 cm
28
285 lbs
5 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Super SuperHeavyWeight!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jason Imbert!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Imbert avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
SuperHeavyWeight slips under a jab from Imbert.
Imbert throws a hook to the side of SuperHeavyWeight's head but SuperHeavyWeight sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
SuperHeavyWeight scores with a hook.

It looks like Jason Imbert has been cut.
A jab from SuperHeavyWeight finds it's way through Imbert's defenses.
Imbert misses with an uppercut
and SuperHeavyWeight counters with a straight right hand.

SuperHeavyWeight has managed to clinch.
SuperHeavyWeight lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Imbert backwards.
SuperHeavyWeight lands with a right to the head.
SuperHeavyWeight goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
SuperHeavyWeight doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
SuperHeavyWeight blocking some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Imbert fails to land.
SuperHeavyWeight goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
SuperHeavyWeight's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
SuperHeavyWeight goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Imbert misses with a punch on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Imbert throws a punch but it's blocked by SuperHeavyWeight.
A head punch on the inside from SuperHeavyWeight fails to land.
Imbert misses with some punches.
Imbert tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Imbert throws a head punch that misses.
SuperHeavyWeight tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Imbert's elbow.
Imbert misses with a short punch on the inside.
Imbert misses with a punch to the body.
SuperHeavyWeight lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Imbert or not.
SuperHeavyWeight blocking some punches.
A shot in the inside from SuperHeavyWeight.
SuperHeavyWeight blocking some punches.
SuperHeavyWeight misses with a body punch.
SuperHeavyWeight scores with an uppercut up the middle.
SuperHeavyWeight blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Imbert throws a head punch that misses.
SuperHeavyWeight scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Imbert looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Imbert misses with a short punch on the inside.
Imbert misses with a short punch on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
SuperHeavyWeight lands a right hand that snaps the head of Imbert backwards.
A head punch on the inside from Imbert fails to land.
Imbert is trying to force a seperation but SuperHeavyWeight has the dominant position.
SuperHeavyWeight blocks an uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
SuperHeavyWeight lands an uppercut.
SuperHeavyWeight misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Imbert blocks an uppercut.
Imbert tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
SuperHeavyWeight lands a nice uppercut.

Imbert is rocked!

That has opened up Jason Imbert's cut even more.
Nice body punch from SuperHeavyWeight.
Imbert is still on wobbly legs! Can SuperHeavyWeight finish him?
Imbert looks winded!
Imbert lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of SuperHeavyWeight backwards.
Imbert seems to have recovered his senses.
Imbert throws a punch but it's blocked by SuperHeavyWeight.
SuperHeavyWeight doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
SuperHeavyWeight misses with a hook to the ribs.
SuperHeavyWeight lands a body punch in the clinch.
Imbert takes a shot to the head.
SuperHeavyWeight swings away with an uppercut that misses.

SuperHeavyWeight drops Imbert onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Imbert is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
SuperHeavyWeight fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A right hook to the body lands for SuperHeavyWeight.
SuperHeavyWeight dips a shoulder and cracks Imbert with a mighty uppercut! Imbert falls back against the cage and SuperHeavyWeight unloads with a barrage of strikes! Imbert is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - SuperHeavyWeight screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Super SuperHeavyWeight!
Our winner, Super SuperHeavyWeight, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
The defeated Jason Imbert had this to say: 'That guy had a boner the whole fight...it threw me off my game I'll be back.'.