PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Deez Nutzzzz (ranked 2128 p4p, 282 weight class) and Adlet Mayer (ranked 2021 p4p, 270 weight class). This should be a great matchup!

Nutzzzz
vs
Mayer

185 cm
33
192 lbs
21 - 16 - 0

187 cm
29
200 lbs
14 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Deez Nutzzzz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Adlet Mayer !
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Wesley Smith and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Nutzzzz closes the distance and pushes Mayer back into the cage.
Nutzzzz goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Mayer blocking some punches.
Nutzzzz has a couple of punches blocked by Mayer .
Mayer blocks a body shot from Nutzzzz.
Nutzzzz fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Nutzzzz misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A nice right hand lands inside from Nutzzzz.
Nutzzzz misses with a body punch.
Mayer prevents a body shot from Nutzzzz.
Nutzzzz doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Mayer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Nutzzzz tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Mayer 's elbow.
Mayer takes a shot to the head.
Nutzzzz lands with a short shot to the head.
Mayer scores with a shot to the side of Nutzzzz's head.
A short left from Nutzzzz.
Mayer tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Nutzzzz's elbow.
Mayer misses with some punches.
Mayer working aggressively here.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nutzzzz tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Nutzzzz throws a punch but it's blocked by Mayer .
A short left from Mayer .
Mayer misses with a short punch on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mayer swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Mayer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Nutzzzz lands a shoulder strike.
Mayer misses with a hook to the ribs.
Mayer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Mayer misses with a hook from the clinch.
Mayer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Nutzzzz misses with the head strike.
Mayer can't find room to land a body shot as Nutzzzz controls the action.
Nutzzzz misses with a punch on the inside.
Mayer tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Mayer throws a punch but it's blocked by Nutzzzz.
A body shot lands from Mayer .
Mayer throws a punch but it's blocked by Nutzzzz.
Nutzzzz goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Nutzzzz tries a body shot but Mayer blocks it.
A short right from Nutzzzz.
Mayer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A short left from Nutzzzz.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Nutzzzz.
Nutzzzz blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Nutzzzz scores with an uppercut up the middle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nutzzzz misses with a punch on the inside.
Mayer has a couple of punches blocked by Nutzzzz.
Nutzzzz works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Mayer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Nutzzzz takes a shot to the head.
Mayer blocking some punches.
Mayer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Nutzzzz.
Nutzzzz working aggressively here.
Nutzzzz works on Mayer 's body with a couple of short punches.
Mayer looks winded!
Nutzzzz working aggressively here.
Nutzzzz tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Nutzzzz lands a shot to the body.
Nutzzzz lands with a light punch inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Nutzzzz creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Nutzzzz lands a shoulder strike.
Nutzzzz lands a nice uppercut.
Nutzzzz misses with some punches.
Nutzzzz lands with a left to the head.
Mayer misses with some punches.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Mayer .

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mayer has a couple of punches blocked by Nutzzzz.
Nutzzzz prevents a body shot from Mayer .
Mayer blocking some punches.
Nutzzzz misses with the head strike.
Mayer digs a right hand underneath Nutzzzz's ribcage. Nutzzzz let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Nutzzzz misses with a body punch.
Nutzzzz prevents a body shot from Mayer .
Nutzzzz tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Mayer 's elbow.
Nutzzzz misses with the head strike.
Mayer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Mayer prevents a body shot from Nutzzzz.
I was talking to Nutzzzz's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Nutzzzz lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Mayer has a couple of punches blocked by Nutzzzz.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Nutzzzz.
Mayer blocking some punches.
Nutzzzz works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Nutzzzz softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A right hook to the body lands for Nutzzzz.
Nutzzzz fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A nice left hand lands by Nutzzzz.
Nutzzzz lands a hook that snaps the head of Mayer backwards.

It looks like Adlet Mayer has been cut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nutzzzz misses with a shot to the kidneys.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Nutzzzz lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Mayer .
Nutzzzz gets through Mayer 's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Nutzzzz lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Mayer backwards.
Nutzzzz lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Mayer backwards.
Nutzzzz scores with a shoulder strike.
Nutzzzz working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A short left from Nutzzzz.

Mayer is rocked!
Nutzzzz misses with a hook from the clinch.
Nutzzzz swings wildly with an uppercut but Mayer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Nutzzzz blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Nutzzzz fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Nutzzzz lands a right hand that snaps the head of Mayer backwards.
Nutzzzz lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Mayer swings wildly with an uppercut but Nutzzzz uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mayer misses with a punch on the inside.
Mayer fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Nutzzzz throws a head punch that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Deez Nutzzzz dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Adlet Mayer 's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Nutzzzz closes the distance and pushes Mayer back into the cage.
Nutzzzz swings wildly with an uppercut but Mayer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Nutzzzz lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Nutzzzz blocks a body shot from Mayer .
Good body shot from Nutzzzz.
Nutzzzz fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Nutzzzz.
Mayer is still on wobbly legs! Can Nutzzzz finish him?
Nutzzzz lands a hook that snaps the head of Mayer backwards.
A head punch on the inside from Mayer fails to land.
Nutzzzz pushes Mayer against the cage. Nutzzzz is working some dirty boxing. Nutzzzz pushes off with a quick right hook! Mayer goes down! Mayer tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Nutzzzz moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Deez Nutzzzz!
A very excited looking Deez Nutzzzz made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.