PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Jacques Durand (ranked 19772 p4p, 157 weight class) and Puck Heidegger (ranked 1927 p4p, 75 weight class). Durand comes to the cage accompanied by Kaaris - S.E.V.R.A.N.. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Durand
vs
Heidegger

201 cm
26
257 lbs
16 - 7 - 0

201 cm
36
264 lbs
18 - 5 - 1

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Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jacques Durand!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Puck Heidegger!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Daniel Bishop and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Durand moves into the clinch successfully.
Heidegger blocks an elbow strike from Durand.
Heidegger swings wildly with an uppercut but Durand uses good head movement to avoid it.
Durand is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Heidegger is defending well for now.
Heidegger cracks Durand with a nice body shot.
Durand trying to control the position but instead, Heidegger has worked for underhooks and has pushed Durand into the cage.
Durand is trying to push Heidegger away but Heidegger has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Heidegger dodges an elbow strike from Durand.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Heidegger creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A nice left hand lands by Heidegger.
Heidegger swings wildly with an uppercut but Durand uses good head movement to avoid it.
Heidegger misses with some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Heidegger fails to land.
Heidegger lands a body punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Knees to the body from Durand.

Durand breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Durand slips under a jab.
Heidegger tries a head kick but it misses.
Durand looks for the body kick but Heidegger saw that one coming.
Durand digs a good hook to Heidegger's body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Good work by Durand as he checks the leg kick.
Good leg kick by Durand there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Durand looks to score with a jab to the body but Heidegger is just out of range.
Heidegger checks the leg kick nicely there.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Durand lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Heidegger has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Heidegger and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Heidegger lands with a nice body punch.
Heidegger drops his hands momentarily and Durand takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
A cross from Heidegger lands.
Heidegger pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Heidegger throws a half hearted mid kick.
Heidegger scores with a nice body kick.
Heidegger tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Durand manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Durand throws a quick counter head kick but Heidegger was just out of range.
Durand has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Heidegger.
Durand is breathing heavily.
Heidegger tries to close the distance and clinch but Durand swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Durand fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Heidegger.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Heidegger.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Heidegger misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Durand counters with a body kick.
A solid body kick from Heidegger.
Durand has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Heidegger.
Heidegger throws a leg kick which misses Durand's front leg but catches the back leg as Durand tries to avoid it.
Durand avoids a kick to the body.
That kick from Heidegger tenderised Durand's leg. Durand is trying to keep his angry face on.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Heidegger - that will leave a mark!

Durand tries to keep at a distance but Heidegger has taken the fight into the clinch.
Heidegger has a couple of punches blocked by Durand.
Still in the clinch, Heidegger scores with a nice short uppercut.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Durand obliges.
Durand tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Heidegger digs a right hand into Durand's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Durand's gas tank.
Heidegger misses with a short punch on the inside.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Durand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Puck Heidegger dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Heidegger throws a body kick that misses.
Heidegger waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Durand.
Durand lands with a kick to the temple. Heidegger shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Heidegger throws a leg kick but Durand sees it coming and moves out of range.
Heidegger has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Durand.
Durand uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Heidegger.
Durand jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Heidegger swings for the body but Durand moves out of range.
Heidegger fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Durand.
Heidegger bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Heidegger has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Heidegger digs a good hook to Durand's body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice defenses there by Durand.
Heidegger lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Heidegger tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Durand lands a slapping body shot.
Heidegger has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.
Heidegger throws a predictable looking body shot
and Durand counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Heidegger scores with the left hand. Durand knows he should have avoided that one.
Durand keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Durand checks the leg kick.
Heidegger takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.

It looks like Jacques Durand has been cut.
Durand ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
As Heidegger tries to get set, Durand tries to push him back and clinch up but Heidegger manages to avoid the attempt.
Durand misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Heidegger.
Heidegger swings widly with a right hand
and Durand counters with a leg kick.
Durand lands a head shot.
Heidegger misses the shot to the body.
A slapping body kick lands there for Heidegger.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Heidegger thuds a left hand into Durand's body.
Durand takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Heidegger chopping away at his opponent's legs.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Heidegger gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Heidegger throws a head punch that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Durand lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Heidegger misses with the head strike.
Our sources have told us that Durand has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Heidegger lands a body punch in the clinch.
Heidegger lands with a right to the head.
Heidegger throws a head punch that misses.
Heidegger pushes off an throws an elbow but Durand leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Durand will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Durand lands a nice elbow.
Heidegger lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Durand.
Heidegger is leaning against Durand and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Heidegger swings wildly with an uppercut but Durand uses good head movement to avoid it.
Durand with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
A shot in the inside from Heidegger.
Heidegger lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Durand.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Heidegger.
A short uppercut from Heidegger.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Heidegger works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Durand takes a shot to the head.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Durand just misses with a elbow thrown towards Heidegger's brow.
Heidegger misses with a punch on the inside.
Heidegger lands a right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Puck Heidegger showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Jacques Durand's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Durand has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Heidegger.
Heidegger fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Durand manages to avoid it.
Heidegger throws a body punch but Durand moves out of range.
Heidegger looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Heidegger fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Durand.
Heidegger misses with a hook.
Durand blocks the body kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Heidegger lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Durand has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Durand and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Durand takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Heidegger throws a leg kick which misses Durand's front leg but catches the back leg as Durand tries to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Durand tries to keep at a distance but Heidegger has taken the fight into the clinch.
Heidegger gets through Durand's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
A right hand to the body from Heidegger.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Heidegger.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A shot in the inside from Heidegger.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Heidegger lands a left hand.
Heidegger lands a left hand.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Heidegger.
Heidegger lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Heidegger lands a shoulder strike.
Durand blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Heidegger scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Heidegger working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Heidegger lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Heidegger throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Durand's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Heidegger scores with a nice hook to the head.

Durand is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Heidegger throws a punch but it's blocked by Durand.
Oh Durand is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Durand takes a shot to the head.
Heidegger scores with a nice hook to the head.
Heidegger works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Heidegger breaks the clinch momentarily and cracks Durand with a big right hook that drops him to the canvas! Durand looks like he might be in big trouble here! The referee has started the count straight away and we're up to 5 already. Durand get to one knee - can he make it back to his feet? No, he's flopped back to the mat - he's out - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:53 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Puck Heidegger! Puck Heidegger retains his super heavyweight title!