PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between PutinYa OnYerKiester (ranked 2166 p4p, 324 weight class) and Pat Yaj (ranked 1308 p4p, 209 weight class). OnYerKiester comes to the ring accompanied by Lite em up. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.

OnYerKiester
vs
Yaj

189 cm
22
197 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

188 cm
24
195 lbs
10 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, PutinYa OnYerKiester!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Pat Yaj!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Jeff Smith and Roger Salmon.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Yaj rushes OnYerKiester and presses him up against the ropes.
Yaj tries to throw a body punch but OnYerKiester avoids it by throwing Yaj back against the ropes.
Yaj blocks an uppercut.
OnYerKiester misses with some punches.
Yaj misses with a hook from the clinch.
OnYerKiester misses with the head strike.
OnYerKiester lands an uppercut.
Yaj blocks an uppercut.
Yaj lands a body shot in the clinch.
OnYerKiester swings away with an uppercut that misses.
OnYerKiester lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Yaj backwards.
Yaj misses with a body punch.
OnYerKiester swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Yaj struggles to land a body shot inside as OnYerKiester controls his hands.
OnYerKiester misses with some punches.
Yaj lands a right hand that snaps the head of OnYerKiester backwards.
Yaj tries to throw a body punch but OnYerKiester avoids it by throwing Yaj back against the ropes.
OnYerKiester misses with a body punch.
OnYerKiester working aggressively here.
Yaj misses with a body punch.
OnYerKiester tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Yaj misses with a short punch on the inside.
OnYerKiester tries a body shot but Yaj blocks it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
OnYerKiester blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Yaj blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
OnYerKiester goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
OnYerKiester tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
OnYerKiester is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes.
OnYerKiester prevents a body shot from Yaj.
OnYerKiester throws a head punch that misses.
OnYerKiester blocks a body shot from Yaj.
OnYerKiester throws a punch but it's blocked by Yaj.
OnYerKiester lands a body shot in the clinch.
Yaj goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
OnYerKiester misses with a punch to the body.

OnYerKiester's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Yaj thuds his right hand into OnYerKiester's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Yaj slips under a jab from OnYerKiester.
OnYerKiester throws a looping overhand right but Yaj ducks down to avoid it.
A swing and a miss from Yaj.
Yaj moves in looking to clinch but OnYerKiester pushes him off.
A big right from OnYerKiester misses.
OnYerKiester swings widly with a right hand
and Yaj cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Yaj connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Yaj looks to land a right hand but OnYerKiester moved out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A jab from OnYerKiester misses.
OnYerKiester ducks under a wild hook from Yaj.
Yaj scores with a punch to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A shot to the liver by OnYerKiester. Beautiful body shot.
OnYerKiester smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
OnYerKiester looks to land a right hand but Yaj moved out of range.
OnYerKiester throws a right and a left that Yaj avoids nicely.
We've been told by OnYerKiester's head coaches at Scotty's Yard that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Yaj connects with a single shot there.
OnYerKiester sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
OnYerKiester throws an overhand right that lands on Yaj's shoulder, as Yaj tries to avoid the shot.
OnYerKiester keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
OnYerKiester connects with a jab.
Yaj throws a body shot but no joy.
Nice cross by Yaj.
A combination from Yaj does no damage.
OnYerKiester throwing a counter right hand but Yaj manages to avoid it.
Yaj missing with a left hand there. OnYerKiester was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Yaj takes one on the chin but seems OK.
OnYerKiester is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Yaj throws a leg kick
and OnYerKiester counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Pat Yaj seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Yaj tried to score with a low kick but OnYerKiester checks it.
Yaj misses with a right hand
and OnYerKiester counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Yaj on the wrong end of a nice jab.
OnYerKiester connects with a body shot.
OnYerKiester displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Yaj throws out the jab.
OnYerKiester lands a body shot.
OnYerKiester throws a body punch but Yaj moves out of range.
OnYerKiester throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Yaj throws a counter combo.
Jab from Yaj.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Yaj misses with a combination
letting OnYerKiester counter with a right hand.
OnYerKiester lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by OnYerKiester.
Donk. Yaj catches OnYerKiester right on the button with a cross.
Yaj throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Yaj misses with a lunging right hand
and OnYerKiester counters with a one-two to the body.

Yaj is rocked!
Yaj takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Yaj is still on wobbly legs! Can OnYerKiester finish him?
Yaj cracks OnYerKiester with an open hand slap.
You can follow us on Twitter at...Ooooooh Yaj got wobbled bad by a big combination! OnYerKiester presses forward with punches and knees until Yaj stumbles to the ground! The ref watches Yaj closely before deciding to step in and end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). PutinYa OnYerKiester!
PutinYa OnYerKiester made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying '/Shrug,...It makes me angry when people try to touch me,...Sorry.'.