PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Bug Turd (ranked 2887 p4p, 370 weight class) and Max Onera (ranked 2941 p4p, 375 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Turd
vs
Onera

194 cm
21
190 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

196 cm
28
191 lbs
7 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bug Turd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Max Onera!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Onera checks a low kick from Turd.
Onera throws out a powerful jab.
Turd displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Onera throws out the jab.
Turd looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Onera connects with a body shot that sends Turd's belly button to the back.
Onera has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Onera lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
An inside leg kick lands from Turd.
Turd displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Onera misses with a straight right.
Onera throws a series of punches but Turd moves out of range.
Onera throws an off balance right hand
and Turd counters with a right hand to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Turd throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Onera on the side of the head.
Onera steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Turd. That one must have hurt.
Turd throws the left hand but Onera avoids the punch easily.
Onera wants to counter with a clinch but Turd pushes him away.
Turd keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Onera misses with a few strikes there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd connects with a nice looking jab.
Onera throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Turd feints and then cracks Onera's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Onera down.
Turd looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Onera throws a left and a right that both miss
and Turd counters with an outside leg kick.
Turd lands a slapping body shot.
Turd looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Onera throws a lazy uppercut
and Turd counters with a leg kick.

Turd moves into the clinch.
Turd lands a left hand that snaps the head of Onera backwards.
Turd is pressed up against the cage. Onera has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Turd down to the mat. Turd avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Bug Turd is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Onera ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Turd moves away.
Onera takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Onera misses with a series of wild punches.
Onera throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Turd on the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice shot lands for Onera.
Onera blocks a jab.

Turd gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Nice body punch from Turd.
Onera jumps guard but Turd turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Onera is looking for a takedown.
Bug Turd has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Max Onera.
Turd misses with the head strike.
The referee is keeping an eye on Turd - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Good body shot from Turd.
Nice body punch from Turd.

Turd pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Onera lands a lovely overhand right.
Turd works the jab nicely.
Turd thows a body kick. Onera tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Onera misses with a hook.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jab from Onera.
Turd misses with a hook.
Turd fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Onera manages to avoid it.

Turd gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Turd lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Onera backwards.
Turd lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Onera.
Onera changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Turd fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Turd fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Onera.
Onera jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
A shot to the body from Onera misses
and Turd counters with a head kick. That will keep Onera thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Turd throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Turd scores with a jab to the body.
Turd scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Onera doesn't seem bothered though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Turd throws a nice outside leg kick.
Onera rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Turd counters with a body kick.
Turd digs a good body shot into Onera's ribs.
Onera throws a right and a left that both miss.
Turd throws out a powerful jab.
Turd just misses with a punch to the body.
Onera swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Onera ducks right into an uppercut from Turd.
Turd jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Onera throws a jab when Turd was well out of range.
Onera connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Onera misses with a jab, cross combination.
Onera throws a series of punches but Turd moves out of range.
Turd lands with a nice body punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bug Turd dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Turd bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Nice uppercut lands for Turd. That snapped Onera's head back.
Onera throws a hook but Turd avoids it easily.
Turd works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Bug Turd is winning the standup battle so far.
Onera throws a hook but Turd avoids it easily.
Onera gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Turd.
Turd moves out of range of the strikes.
Good work by Turd as he checks the leg kick.
Turd is looking to land body kicks.
Onera swings widly with a right hand
and Turd counters with a straight right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Turd scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Onera swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A big right from Onera misses.
Onera swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A little feinted left hand from Turd on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Onera throws the left hand but Turd avoids the punch easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd throws a body shot but no joy.
Turd scores with a crisp jab that stopped Onera in his tracks.
Onera might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Turd with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Onera to score with a decent uppercut.
Onera waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Turd.
Good standup being displayed there by Turd as he connects with a hook.
Onera cracks Turd with a good jab.
Onera takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Turd connects with a leg kick. Onera looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Turd with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Onera throws a right and a left that both miss.
Turd defending well as Onera loads up on a big left hand.
Onera misses with a low kick.
Turd displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Onera throws out the jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A solid body kick from Turd.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Onera will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Turd moves out of range as Onera strikes.
Onera looks to score with a jab to the body but Turd is just out of range.
Onera gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Turd misses with a straight left.
Turd scores with a kick to the body.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Turd, right into the meat.
Onera throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Turd sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A big left from Onera misses.
Turd throws a big shot that misses.
Turd is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Onera can do to turn this around?
Turd takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Onera pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Onera throws a poor cross that misses
and Turd counters with a straight right hand.
Onera on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Turd. Turd obviously looking to wear him down.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd slips a straight right by Onera.
A shot to the body from Onera misses
and Turd finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Onera is breathing heavily.
Turd misses with a wild combination.
Onera misses with a straight right.
Onera throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Turd counters with a stiff right hand.
A looping hook to the body misses from Onera. Turd does a little dance to reset his feet.
Onera thuds a left hand into Turd's body.
Turd throws a hook but Onera avoids it easily.
Turd throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Turd moves away from the strike by Onera.
Turd fails to land with a series of punches.
Onera misses with a hook.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Turd.
Turd throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Onera throws a shot from downtown. Turd moves away and avoids it.
A jab from Turd finds it's way through Onera's defenses.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Onera moves out of range of the body kick.
Turd throws a series of strikes that have Onera backpedaling.
Turd scores with a hook to the body. Onera takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Nice defenses there by Turd.
Onera takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Turd throws a shot from downtown. Onera moves away and avoids it.
Onera takes one to the side of the head.
Turd uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Onera.
Onera swinging wildly here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bug Turd dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Turd jabs Onera to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Turd will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Onera missing with a left hand there. Turd was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Onera uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Turd.
Turd misses with a few strikes there.
Turd takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Turd thows a left - swing and a miss!
Onera throws a hook but Turd avoids it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Onera throws a body punch but Turd moves out of range.
Onera misses with a few strikes there.
Onera comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Onera drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Onera blocks the body kick.
Onera connects with a nice looking jab.
Turd fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Turd lands a front kick.
Turd moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Onera misses with a hook.
A big left from Onera misses.
Onera throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Turd throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Onera on the side of the head.
Onera avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Nice shot by Turd.
Onera scores with a sloppy right hand. Turd should have avoided that one.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Turd throws a body punch but Onera moves out of range.
Onera has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Turd.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turd is looking to slow Onera down with leg kicks.
Turd blocks a low kick nicely.
Turd went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Onera misses with a series of wild punches.
Turd throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Turd misses with a low kick.
Onera misses with an uppercut.
Onera misses with a hook
and Turd counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Onera throws a series of punches but Turd avoids them all with ease.
Turd misses with a wild body shot.
As Turd backs off Onera throws a huge counter combo but Turd manages to avoid it all.
Turd bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Onera's head backwards.
Onera looks to land a combination but Turd avoids it well.
Turd fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd blocks a jab.
Onera takes a swing at Turd's ribcage but misses.
Onera just misses with a punch to the body.
Onera takes one on the button.
Turd scores with a jab to the jaw.
Turd pushes Onera away with a front kick.
Onera takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Onera throws a right and a left that Turd avoids nicely.
Max Onera has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Turd throws a jab when Onera was well out of range.
Turd connects with a leg kick. Onera looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Onera throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Turd's waist but Turd gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Onera off to one side.
An attempted straight right counter from Turd misses the target.
Turd connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Turd feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Onera's calf.
Turd with a hook.
Onera looks to land a right hand but Turd moved out of range.
Turd half committed to a counter leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Turd displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Onera throws out the jab.
Onera throws a body shot but no joy.
Onera misses with a body punch
and Turd counters with a nice body kick.
Turd turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Onera loads up on a big right hand but Turd slips the punch.
A chopping leg kick lands by Turd.
Turd dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Onera. That did some damage!
Turd throws a chopping leg kick but Onera manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Turd slips a straight right by Onera.
Onera throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Turd sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Turd swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Onera misses with a wild body shot.
Turd works over Onera's head and body with a nice combination.
Onera walks forward, straight into a front kick from Turd.

And that's the end of the fight!
Bug Turd showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Turd has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bug Turd!
A relieved looking Bug Turd thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.