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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gerald Seinfeld (ranked 5355 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bobatah Pinchturd (ranked 5612 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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Good takedowns
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Gerald Seinfeld!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Bobatah Pinchturd!
The judges for this bout are Peter Branson, Michael Johnstone and Santiago Holmes.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pinchturd throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Seinfeld was covering up waiting for the punch and Pinchturd finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Pinchturd got a little sloppy there for a moment and Seinfeld has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Pinchturd has managed to get both his arms back between Seinfeld's legs - danger averted.
Pinchturd wants to get up but he can't break Seinfeld's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Seinfeld is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Seinfeld is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Seinfeld looking for a sweep. Not yet Seinfeld, not yet.
Seinfeld looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Pinchturd passes into half guard.
Seinfeld looking for subs from the bottom but Pinchturd mounts him!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Seinfeld wants to improve position but instead he's given up his back.
Pinchturd is hanging on to Seinfeld's back as he tries to escape.
Seinfeld looking very determined here, making life difficult for Pinchturd.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pinchturd looking for the RNC.
You can see the frustration on Seinfeld's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.
Pinchturd is trying to stick to Seinfeld's back but Seinfeld is turning into Pinchturd. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in Pinchturd's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by Seinfeld.
Seinfeld will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Pinchturd working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Seinfeld.
Seinfeld throwing strikes from guard but Pinchturd blocks nicely.
Seinfeld drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Pinchturd manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Seinfeld has Pinchturd in his guard.
Seinfeld wants to hit a switch here but Pinchturd passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Seinfeld there!
Seinfeld is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pinchturd controlling from mount.
Seinfeld tries to improve his position but Pinchturd has taken his back! Pinchturd has a choke - it's sunk in pretty tight... Will Seinfeld tap? No... maybe... yes! He's tapped! Pinchturd pushes Seinfeld away and gets up to celebrate with his corner!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Bobatah Pinchturd!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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