PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bubble Butt (ranked 7180 p4p, 523 weight class) and Young Folks (ranked 6368 p4p, 494 weight class). Bubble Butt has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Butt
vs
Folks

199 cm
19
270 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

183 cm
19
230 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Inexperienced

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bubble Butt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Young Folks!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Alec Ball and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A slow jab from Folks misses its intended target.
Butt misses the jab.
Butt fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Folks checks it well.
Butt looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.

Butt rushes Folks and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.
Butt throws a punch but it's blocked by Folks.
Folks lands a left hand that snaps the head of Butt backwards.
Butt misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Butt fails to land.
Butt throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Butt fails to land.
Butt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Butt lands a hook to the side of the head.
Folks tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Butt's elbow.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Folks is looking to break free of the clinch but Butt has double underhooks.
Butt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Butt misses with a punch on the inside.
Folks working aggressively here.
Butt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Still in the clinch, Butt scores with a nice short uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Butt lands with a short shot to the head.

Butt escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Butt closes the distance and clinches.
Folks can't break the clinch.
Butt throws a head punch that misses.
Folks blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Butt lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Still in the clinch, Folks scores with a nice short uppercut.
Folks has had enough of the clinch but Butt keeps him there for the moment.
Folks leaning against his opponent.
Butt throws an elbow that misses.
Butt throws a knee to the head but misses.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Folks.
Butt swings wildly with an uppercut but Folks uses good head movement to avoid it.
Butt throws a head punch that misses.
Folks can't break the clinch.
Folks wants to get back to striking at distance but Butt won't allow it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Folks can't find room to land a body shot as Butt controls the action.
Butt lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Folks's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Butt looks to throw an elbow but misses.
A frustrated look appears on Folks's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A battle for position here, against the ropes.
Butt lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the ropes.
Folks looks winded!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Folks avoids the elbow strike from Butt, against the ropes.
Butt misses with the head strike.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Butt throws an elbow but it misses.
A short uppercut from Butt.
Butt lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Butt scores with a shoulder strike.

Butt manages to break the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Butt closes the distance and clinches.
Folks misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A head punch on the inside from Folks fails to land.
Butt lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Butt lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Folks looking to stall.
Butt throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Butt blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A frustrated look appears on Folks's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Folks tries a body shot but Butt blocks it.
Butt scores with an uppercut up the middle.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Folks.
Butt lands a body punch.
Butt lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Butt.
Butt working some nice short punches in the clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Butt working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

Folks is rocked!
Butt is leaning against Folks and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Butt lands with a light punch inside.
Folks is still on wobbly legs! Can Butt finish him?
Butt throws a big uppercut that drops Folks! More strikes from Butt and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Folks lies dazed against the ropes as Butt celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bubble Butt!
Bubble Butt decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.