PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mentor Guruland (ranked 899 p4p, 147 weight class) and Crenflow Dolla (ranked 827 p4p, 134 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Guruland
vs
Dolla

188 cm
37
205 lbs
22 - 7 - 0

186 cm
32
220 lbs
20 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Urban Fighter

Sin City Allstars

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mentor Guruland!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Crenflow Dolla!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Cecil Peabody and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dolla jabs at Guruland's body.
Guruland misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dolla.
Guruland jabs Dolla to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Guruland throws a body shot but no joy.
Dolla counters with a body kick.
Dolla connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Guruland momentarily.
Guruland slips a jab from Dolla.
Dolla with a jab.
Dolla looks to land a right hand but Guruland moved out of range.
Dolla tries to clinch up but Guruland circles away and keeps his distance.
Guruland is looking to counter punch.
Guruland misses with an uppercut. Dolla saw that one coming.
Dolla jabbing away but nothing is landing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A left lands for Dolla.
Dolla misses with a low kick.
Guruland feinted with a counter takedown.
Dolla is looking to clinch but Guruland is avoiding it.
Guruland digs a good body shot into Dolla's ribs.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Guruland throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dolla appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Guruland misses the target.
Dolla cracks Guruland with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.

It looks like Mentor Guruland has been cut.
Dolla throws a hook but Guruland blocks it.
Guruland lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Guruland.
Dolla is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Dolla tries to clinch but Guruland is having none of it.
Guruland drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Dolla misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Dolla moves into range and connects with a jab.
Crenflow Dolla seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Guruland throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dolla feints a counter leg kick.
Dolla throws a leg kick that misses.
Guruland walks into a jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dolla lands with a cross.
A bone on bone clash there as Dolla blocks the leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Guruland misses with a right hand
and Dolla counters with a straight right hand.
Good standup being displayed there by Dolla as he connects with a hook.
Guruland moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Dolla paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Dolla misses with an attempted mid kick.
Dolla throws a front kick aimed at Guruland's knee but Guruland avoids it well.
Guruland fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Dolla slips a jab from Guruland.
Dolla on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Guruland throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dolla feints and then cracks Guruland's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Guruland down.
Dolla throws a half hearted mid kick.
Guruland throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dolla sees it coming and avoids it easily.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Dolla! But no joy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dolla tries to land a front kick but Guruland steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Dolla walks into a jab.
Dolla scores with a hook.
Guruland scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Guruland checks a low kick from Dolla.
Dolla is looking to clinch but Guruland is avoiding it.
Guruland was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Dolla throws a leg kick that is checked
letting Guruland counter with a right hand.

It looks like Crenflow Dolla has been cut.
Dolla misses with a body shot.
Dolla is looking to clinch but Guruland is avoiding it.
Guruland appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Guruland pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Guruland misses with a low kick.
Dolla throws a big shot that misses.
A leg kick checked by Guruland.
Dolla doesn't manage to clinch there - Guruland circles away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dolla connects with a body shot.
A jab from Dolla misses.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Dolla.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The fight stays on the outside here - Dolla looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Guruland takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
The crowd cheers as Dolla lands an impressive looking overhand right. Guruland doesn't seem phased though.
A jab from Guruland does it's job there.
Guruland moves out of range of the strikes.
Guruland throws a nice outside leg kick.
Guruland doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Guruland walks into a left hand.
Dolla looks to land a left hand but Guruland moved out of range nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Crenflow Dolla dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action!

Dolla misses with a body kick.
Guruland appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Dolla fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Guruland is out of range.
Dolla uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Guruland.
Guruland throws a lazy uppercut
and Dolla counters with a good low kick that Guruland was not able to check.
Dolla connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
A bone on bone clash there as Dolla blocks the leg kick.
Guruland thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dolla slips a straight right by Guruland.
Dolla let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Guruland might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Guruland lands an overhand right.
Dolla swings away with a leg kick that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dolla throws out a loose jab but Guruland uses good head movement to avoid it.
Guruland misses with a hook. Dolla ducked under it nicely.
Dolla jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Guruland throws a leg kick
and Dolla connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Guruland throws a right and a left that both miss.
Dolla ducks under a wild hook from Guruland.
Guruland blocks a head kick by Dolla.
Guruland takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Dolla lands a nice looking body kick.
Dolla defending well as Guruland loads up on a big left hand.
Dolla lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Dolla throws a nice looking combination but Guruland bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Dolla's jab looks to have found its range, popping Guruland under the eye.
Guruland misses with a hook.
Dolla connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Dolla punishes Guruland's body with a nice straight punch.
Dolla tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Guruland counters with a body kick that stops Dolla in his tracks momentarily.
Dolla fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dolla avoids the body shot from Guruland.
Dolla throws a series of punches but Guruland moves out of range.

Dolla has closed the distance and engaged Guruland in a clinch.
Guruland digs a right hand underneath Dolla's ribcage. Dolla let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Guruland working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Dolla struggles to land a body shot inside as Guruland controls his hands.
Guruland prevents a body shot from Dolla.
Guruland looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Guruland throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Dollas head.
Guruland fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Guruland scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Dolla lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Guruland or not.

Guruland breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Guruland lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Guruland's corner calls for a 1-2. Guruland obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Dolla pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Guruland drops down looking for a counter takedown but Dolla sprawls and moves away.
Dolla tried to score with a low kick but Guruland checks it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dolla misses with a straight left.
Donk. Guruland catches Dolla right on the button with a cross.
Dolla throws a body punch but Guruland moves out of range.
Guruland wants to land a leg kick but Dolla is out of range.
Guruland avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Guruland throws a body shot but no joy.
Guruland avoids the head kick by Dolla.
Dolla tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Jab from Guruland.
Guruland throws an off balance right hand
and Dolla counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Dolla bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Dolla! But no joy.
Dolla throws a leg kick
and Guruland counters with a stiff right hand.
Guruland misses with a low kick.
Dolla tries a quick counter leg kick but Guruland is wise to it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dolla connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Dolla throws a head kick that misses.
Guruland is looking to counter punch.
Guruland misses with a wild body shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A low kick from Dolla misses
enabling Guruland to counter with a crisp jab.

Dolla is rocked!
Guruland cracks Dolla with a left hook right on the temple and Dolla goes down! He's out! Referee! Stop the fight! Guruland lands a few more punches before the dopey ref steps in - hopefully Dolla is OK!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:26 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Mentor Guruland!
Mentor Guruland spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.
In defeat, Crenflow Dolla stepped up to the mic, saying 'You can't handle the power of the holy spirit. I just didn't get enough sleep last night. Next time you die from the power of JE$U$.'.