PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Zyd Xyddddd (ranked 4471 p4p, 176 weight class) and Bubba Barzilla (ranked 24907 p4p, 222 weight class). Barzilla has chosen Ima Boss as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Bubba Barzilla was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Xyddddd
vs
Barzilla

190 cm
26
280 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

201 cm
26
300 lbs
2 - 4 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Zyd Xyddddd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Bubba Barzilla!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Barzilla swinging wildly here.
Xyddddd looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.
Barzilla throws a right hand that Xyddddd ducks under and follows up with a left that Xyddddd also avoids with ease.
Xyddddd with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Xyddddd throws a sloppy head kick

and Barzilla holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.

Barzilla breaks the clinch.
Barzilla looks for a takedown but Xyddddd sprawls well.
Xyddddd lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.

It looks like Bubba Barzilla has been cut.
Bubba Barzilla seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Barzilla doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Barzilla keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Barzilla avoids the head kick by Xyddddd.
Barzilla darts in trying to clinch
and Xyddddd counters with a head kick that wobbles Barzilla - left then right he sways and one more bomb from Xyddddd sends him down. This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Zyd Xyddddd!